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    • Black Bears you stand your ground because Black Bears are more scavenger, Grizzlies you play dead since they are mostly just territorial and wont eat something that just died out of nowhere, polar bear means you're already dead.
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    • He bearly got the job
      Chazzle 5 jul
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    • No, here’s a step-by-step process on how to survive a bear attack: Step 1: Determine the type of bear that has challenged you If it’s a grizzly bear, play dead If it’s a polar bear, give it a refreshing bottle of Coca-Cola If it’s a Black Bear, follow the steps below:
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    • Why are they shaking with their left hands? I'm upset
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    • I like this a lot
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    • Hired as what tho? I would be scared
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    • If it’s black, fight back. It’d it’s brown, lay down. If it’s white, goodnight
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    • A lot of people forget that polar bears are incredibly ADHD, so you stand a chance if you throw some of your clothing at them, as they will stop to investigate it.
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    • If it’s black, fight back. If it’s brown, lie down. If it’s white, goodnight.
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    • Did you know that bear shamans of Vikings got their bear companion by exhaling their "life" in the bear's face. Basically if the bear picked you up and you exhale your lungs and breathe in their face they will deem you worthy or unworthy. Idk how they deem you, but also it's a 50/50 chance it 1/2
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    • Black bears, despite making up only 13% ...
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    • Who the fuck shakes with their left
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    • Who shakes with their left?
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    • Then he mauled him to death
      Yatsuto 5 jul
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    • He's about to be given some beary big responsibilities 😬
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    • Firmly grasp it
      skullbae 5 jul
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    • Yea that’s the human thought process right there. Memories suck
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    • *animorphs into a bear*
      LoserCee 5 jul
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    • If it's Black, Attack. If it's Brown, stay Down. If it's White, Good night
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    • Left hand shake for the win
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    • What animals could kiII a man armed with a spear?
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    • This’ll also work-
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    • If it's Brown, lie down. If it's Black, fight back. If it's White, good night. These are not racist references.
      Jca2790 5 jul
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    • The guy not even knowing what he was hired for
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    • He bearly got the job.
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    • He shook with his left hand
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    • He's confused the animal with the big hairy gay man
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    • “Mountain Dew” was originally a slang term for moonshine.
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    • I can't bear this meme
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    • Sad thing is none of y’all can do that anymore
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    • Improvise adapt overcome
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    • MatteoD 5 jul
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    • Limp handshakes are embearassing
      pspsps 8 jul
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    • I find it disrespectful to shake or dab up with the left hand. Not because im right handed, but because everyone i know, including leftys, shakes or dabs up with their right hand
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    • "Yes! Ma? Yeah, I got the job!!"
      iamspeed 8 jul
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    • Grizzly: play dead. Polar: give it a bottle of coke to open while you run. Panda: weed or something idk. Black bear: "NYPD!"
      Ninjay48 8 jul
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    • Shove your hand down their throat. Makes em puke and usually run away
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      DLUE 8 jul
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    • All these euphemism worthless if you have a 12 gauge
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    • What job do you get in the forest?
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    • Shaking hands with your left hand? That would only piss the bear off
      Deathza 7 jul
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    • Content.
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    • Featured before, twice actually
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    • Montana Become Bear
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    • I would be very happy to work whatever job a brown bear wants me to
      Durandal 7 jul
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    • Also if you see a bear with A cub face it and back up slowly most bears will leave you alone unless they feel threatened
      Raganash 7 jul
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    • Honey
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    • Wrong hand
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    • Thanks for the advice
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    • I read it wrong at first thinking the bear got hired and I think that's funny
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    • Don’t handshake the person who’s hiring you at this time, or else they will not hire you. Speaking from experience.
      Icer 6 jul
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    • “ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES” - Tom Hank maybe
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    • This reminded me I have a job interview tomorrow. Fuck I'm nervous, even though it's an entry level job.
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    • Shaking with your left had is a sign of disrespect
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    • I have a job interview today, wish me luck boys
      RJ638234 6 jul
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    • "Come into bear co. Next Monday"
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    • What kind of monster shakes with their left hand???
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    • When you die and your brain makes up bullshit
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    • People down here telling me how to survive bear attacks, but not how to get a job.
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    • if u ever see me fightin in the forest with a grizzly bear HELP THE BEAR that bitch gon need it
      florada 6 jul
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    • I want a bear to hire me. Get paid in black berries for living in the forest and biting chunks from people who leave messes when they "camp"
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    • Funny I find this after I fight my first bear in DayZ
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    • Starts transforming into a bear
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    • Lefty handshake?
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    • sTruth90 6 jul
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    • Not the kinda bear I was looking for
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    • Wait do I say "your hired" or does the bear say that?
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    • Left handed shake.
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    • The fact he’s in a target uniform tells me where that bear is hiring
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    • Roll for initiative
      williamh 6 jul
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    • My solution to bears it to ultimately be submissive but stand your ground,if they are generous you can usually get them to buy you anything you want
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    • *from back of the room* PISS ON IT
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    • Black bears are no problems and are pretty docile most of the time
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    • My janitor taught us this
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    • he shook with his left hand
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    • I’ve been reading way to much manga cuz that made no sense the first time I read that
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    • The first panel looks like Rigby saying ooooooooooooo
      AKEMICO 5 jul
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    • I still hate that boomers think its that easy to get a job. It's still fairly easy for most beginning places (factories, fast food, retail) but its not just "walk in and shake his hand while looking him in the eye" easy.
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    • Forgot to shake with his right hand.
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    • I heard that the interview was Grizzly
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    • Your
      zxasy 5 jul
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    • When you do acid before a job interview.
      jac600 5 jul
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    • Wrong fucking hand
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    • I’d fuck him
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    • If fuck him
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    • Not sure which bear, but if you get real small in a fetal position or play dead they won’t attack you. Heard it has to with you no longer posing a threat
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    • Who would hire someone who shakes left hands?
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    • Your hired as my dinner
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    • If you see a polar bear, you’re dead. Unless you have something that can house you and withstand the full weight of a polar bear and muscle of it, you’re dead just accept the fate
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    • Hugh glass that fucker
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