What are you reaching for? Ooh ok.
RickyTeal RickyTeal
27 may
What are you reaching for? Ooh ok.
ME: LET ME SEE THAT KITTY HER:
thegay0ne thegay0ne
11 feb
ME: LET ME SEE THAT KITTY HER:
when you're playing with your pet fish and it bites your finger!
Maybelater Maybelater
17 mar
when you're playing with your pet fish and it bites your finger!
HER: CAN YOU HELP ME ZIP THIS UP?
ME: NOT A CHANCE!
by
punisher1977 punisher1977
8 mar
HER: CAN YOU HELP ME ZIP THIS UP? ME: NOT A CHANCE! by
Roses are
red
This doesn't rhyme
MonoSloth MonoSloth
4 jul 2020
Roses are red This doesn't rhyme
Waking up to 75 missed calls & the
iconic "HAVE A NICE LIFE" text, because you took a nap.
= aa
LovesTacos LovesTacos
26 sep 2020
Waking up to 75 missed calls & the iconic "HAVE A NICE LIFE" text, because you took a nap. = aa
cthetexasking cthetexasking
26 sep 2020
Our dog's "outside" button
This fool said my eyebrows look like some stripper doing a split in some hooker boots and now I can't unsee it.
This fool said my eyebrows look like some stripper doing a split in some hooker boots and now I can't unsee it.
14 yo girls: OMG Tyler is so handsome!
Tyler:
leeewee leeewee
18 jan 2021
14 yo girls: OMG Tyler is so handsome! Tyler:
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Somebody's daughter:
EdDboi5 EdDboi5
18 may
Netflix: Are you still watching? Somebody's daughter:
When you meet his family and his dad says he seen you before but can't remember where
stinger74 stinger74
18 feb
When you meet his family and his dad says he seen you before but can't remember where
Would you fight prime Mike Tyson for
20 million?
SPECIAL
> Professor Barclay
@AlbertBarclay69
20 mil and a free nap sign me up
Rumple4skin649 Rumple4skin649
8 mar
Would you fight prime Mike Tyson for 20 million? SPECIAL > Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69 20 mil and a free nap sign me up
nee _
cullen_r93
They call me ranch cause I be dressing
CookiesAnMilf CookiesAnMilf
25 sep 2020
nee _ cullen_r93 They call me ranch cause I be dressing
Good morning to everyone except
Grandpa Joe, who sat in bed for 20 years and let his family wallow in poverty but hopped up like a motherfucker to go to damn candy factory
dannyboi323 dannyboi323
17 dec 2020
Good morning to everyone except Grandpa Joe, who sat in bed for 20 years and let his family wallow in poverty but hopped up like a motherfucker to go to damn candy factory
Guess who is the real Egyptian cat - Guess who is the real Egyptian cat
mauithespoiledcat mauithespoiledcat
24 sep 2020
Guess who is the real Egyptian cat - Guess who is the real Egyptian cat
Me- gets naked
Her- glares
Mes
He'll grow
SweetTooth585 SweetTooth585
25 may
Me- gets naked Her- glares Mes He'll grow
camille
@cam42069
Someone ordered me this cute puppy puzzle but it's just a bunch of dogs shitting in a yard
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
22 sep 2020
camille @cam42069 Someone ordered me this cute puppy puzzle but it's just a bunch of dogs shitting in a yard
Xinity Xinity
22 sep 2020
© Based on: thedreampup
It doesn't matter if you come first or last, the most impawtent thing is trying your best and finishing the race
Corn dogs. Follow me
for more recipes!
SS
Krackers Krackers
22 sep 2020
Corn dogs. Follow me for more recipes! SS
Life hack: carve a pumpkin to distract you from the fact that you're also a lifeless round object putting on a fake smile
Life hack: carve a pumpkin to distract you from the fact that you're also a lifeless round object putting on a fake smile