What are some funny ways you
verbally tell your SO you want to
Or even just a girl you're seeing that you want
to start having sex with, if you could bring it up
humorously. Pretty much some funny phrases or
lines you throw out there, not so much the poke her
with the boner or helicockter type stuff.
My wife and I once witnessed a male elk attempting to
mount several female elk. He kept making this "bloop
bloop bloooooop!" noise.
So now ljust shout across the house "bloop
bloooooop?“ and if I hear a response "bloooooooop
blooop bloop!" then we both race to the bedroom.