• what a way to announce to the world
that you've never had a woman sit on
your face
MIA AS
I put on a mask and literally within seconds, I
am struggling to breathe.
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    • There's good suffocation and bad suffocation. When I'm working in a hot factory doing physical work for 10 hours a day I don't want something restricting my breathing. However, I will gladly die of asphyxiation by way of them thicc ass thighs.
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    • I almost drowned myself during shower sex and I'd do it again to
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    • Something something women making every thing about sex something
      moboroMo 3 jul
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    • If the doctors are right, I am decreasing both my and your chance of getting it by nearly 70%. If the doctors are wrong, I am wearing a piece of cloth on my face.
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    • I have breathing problems and I can wear a mask for hours and be fine. That dudes a pussy. With that said, they still are kinda annoying because it’s summer where I’m at and in like 10-20 minutes my face is sweating profusely.
      Cock_Man 4 jul
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    • Silly wamen, I simply breathe through the other hole ;)
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    • “oh what’s that? you posted something i disagree with? yeah well you’re a virgin LOL incel” why are women so retarded
      BroCum 4 jul
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    • I wear a mask for 10+ hours doing physical labor. If I can get used to it, so can you
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    • Women really have to make mask wearing about their pussy. Nothing new.
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    • She compare a woman to an object, remember this.
      Remix_DD 4 jul
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    • I’m a nurse and wear them for 12-16 hour shifts u pussy
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    • Sit on my face. Do it, what are you waiting for? Big, small, thick, wide, short, thin, I don’t mind. All I mind is that you sit on my face. Do it so like an interstellar ship docking at its space station. Do it so that it dwarfs the impact of an asteroid hurling towards earth.
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    • If you’re struggling to breathe within seconds, please see a doctor. That’s really not normal and you may have underlying health issues.
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    • bruh a mask gets moist and smelly and hot in like 10 minutes, and that’s just sitting around. when I haul shit it’s like someone put a pillow over my face
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    • Bright 4 jul
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    • Is this the new trend now? “What a way to announce”
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    • When a girl sits on your face you can breathe through her pussy and use her as a snorkel
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    • my body my choice
      _Gramps_ 4 jul
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    • Leave it to women to immediately make things about sex
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    • When I was working 12 hour shifts in an amazon warehouse, wearing those masks was awful. They trap heat and moisture from breathing, so after a couple hours it’s a gross, sweaty, heavy thing strapped to your face and it feels like you can’t breathe.
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    • Boys, real talk. My girl and I are finally ready to go all the way, and I need pointers on how to eat it and then hit it right. Please, any pointers?
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    • Why are women always making everything sexual. Maybe we just want to cuddle.
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    • Can everyone just shut the fuck up about politics. Nigga I don’t give a fuck god damn bruh
      ThePupa 4 jul
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    • like chelsea has... has she 👀
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    • life would be complete if i suffocated by a woman sitting on my face
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    • My favorite is when people say "I believe the science!" really? like what? that a 6'1" the virus disappears, or you can stick 200 people in a Walmart but not 20 people in a church, or how things must close early now. why after 8pm does it multiply like gremlins? Or that no alt opinions are allowed?
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    • i eat ass
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    • its a but harder to breath when you have corona
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    • Women cant make unique jokes that don't involve vaginas or tits.
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    • idk wearing a mask doesn't seem that bad but I've also been deemed an essential worker and wearing one for like 8+ hours a day constantly? so idk at that point it doesn't feel like you're wearing it yaknow
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    • I’m a fat fuck and I can have a mask on for hours with no problem. If that dude is struggling to breathe within seconds he may need to go to a doctor.
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    • Haha idiot I obviously breathe ass pfft retard
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    • You have to push that extra skin off of your nose while you’re eating pussy, so you can breathe through your nose. Just use it as an excuse to push pressure on the mons pubis while you’re sucking the clit. Can I get any G-men or lesbos to back me up? Come on I know you’re out there.
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    • I bet that guy sucks at swimming.
      ZMG_ 4 jul
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    • I saw a video of a chick with asthma showing her ox % thing with every mask on saying "see look its 99 with every mask ya p u ssys" but she check the number immediately didnt wait a bit to breath and let it set in. I almost passed out cause the gym made me wear a mask running a 9 minute mile.
      imboi 4 jul
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    • Need a woman to sit on my face for “practice”
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    • Weak, like actually weak. I feel bad for your bloodline and ancestors
      Falzar 4 jul
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    • Woman moment
      cheeko 4 jul
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    • I want someone to sit on my face unfortunately everyone is staying six feet away from me which started 6 years ago
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    • As someone who pumps gas in the hot sun all day I will fight you if you lecture me about how we need to wear a mask while I’m 5 feet away with a window between us
      NickD624 4 jul
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    • I put on a mask and literally within seconds I'm defending the weak and downtrodden. The city is safe in my hands
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    • Masks don’t affect breathing to a noticeable degree. My mother has severe asthma and has not complained once about her breathing. Anyone that does is a pussy
      Arizona 4 jul
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    • If you're gonna say dumb shit, at least dont broadcast it to influence normal brained people
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    • If you can’t wear a mask you’re a pussy
      wackoO 7 jul
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    • During her period too. Booyah!
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    • I want her to sit on my face
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    • You’re right. I haven’t. And as far as I can tell, it seems disgusting. But I can wear a mask, and it seems pretty much the same. Within seconds, it’s hot and begins to smell like shit
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    • No_Sauce_
      No_Sauce_ 4 jul
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    • Moist heat vs. Dry heat..... ope
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    • Having masks and working in hot environment is a huge pain in the ass just to protect me from a water downed flu
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    • pussies
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    • Lmfao
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    • RockyThe3rd you'd be good at having a mask on c;
      iEcstacy 5 jul
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    • Would Phineas's nose squish like that if he got sat on?
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    • kjds 4 jul
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    • If you cant breath wearing a mask you are a weakling and probably deserve to perish. Survival of the fittest
      cd_0 4 jul
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    • some people really getting embarrassed over a piece of cloth on their face smh
      tewps 4 jul
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    • No no, difference is I’m ok with not breathing if my face is being used as a seat.
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    • Masks are stupid but i can wear them lol. I just wont because i dont buy into stupid ass hype of something that only harms people with prexisting conditions.
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    • I use to have to grind a fiber glass resin off the inside of carbon tanks with a respirator. These get extremely hot in the summer. If I can do that then people can wear thin cloth masks for the duration of their grocery shopping trip. That being said I do not wear a mask unless asked to while out
      SmugGoat 4 jul
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    • It’s not that hard to breathe with a mask but it’s still useless
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    • Look, if I die via asphyxiation from a girl w thicc thighs sitting on my face? it's how I would have wanted it.
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    • I’ve never had a woman sit on my face, who’s tryna change that?
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    • I put a mask on and realized no point too wear a mask when you have no human interaction
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    • I did a 6 mile ruck in an M50 CBRN ProMask. You guys can handle a little cloth for a couple of minutes
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    • Fuck wearing a mask, This is America I don’t Gotta do shit, except for clean my guns and thank every veteran I see.
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    • Only simps care about the woman's needs..
      Doctor_O 6 jul
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    • I need a cutie patootie with some mouth watering thighs to sit on my face until I stop breathing 😔 is that so much to ask
      iEatAss_ 6 jul
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    • CDC said that masks should only be worn if you think you have vivid because of its high lung infection risk from breathing in hot, Carbon Dioxide
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    • Lmao sluts actually have the audacity to judge men for not being perverted
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    • dang id give a hell of a lot to have a girl fart on my face 🥵🥵
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    • Women don’t like it
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    • Hey, what does a COVID victim and George Floyd have in common?
      Slank 4 jul
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    • Standard women shit, making it all about them and sex. Fucking animals.
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    • Its illegal to wear a mask while carrying a weapon. Saying this makes people social distance more than actually wearing a mask
      con_67 4 jul
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    • Ok but I haven’t heard a man complain yet....
      mis0 4 jul
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    • Peep3rs 4 jul
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    • My girl loves the seat on my face and I LOATH wearing masks, in fact fuck needing to wear one cause I stay home all day with said girl on my face
      Froboy 4 jul
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    • Im not wearing a mask bc I dont care to. Eat a dick :p
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    • I mean facesitting smothering is a thing sooo....she doesn’t know either
      Jiggabob 7 jul
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    • Good one female!
      Generiq 7 jul
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    • Women revolve around sex and sex shaming holy fuck
      DankType 7 jul
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    • Smother me Timbers!
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    • No but I remember when I first made out and could barely walk or see straight
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    • I’ve never even had a girlfriend, let alone one sitting on my face
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    • Who is she and is she single
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    • My friends call me gay but I just want something else
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    • Chelsea is a whore
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    • Freud was right, most humans can only think about things in relation to sex because their minds are so simple
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    • They do suck. I gotta wear them for nine hour shifts at work and a stupid ass pants and double shirt uniform. It gets hella toasty and sometimes breathing my own carbon dioxide I get nauseous. I just hope this ends soon
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    • It sure is nice how those criticizing people for not wearing masks are the ones who don't have breathing problems.
      Dekkren 7 jul
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    • I challenge women to make a comeback that isn't about the target not able to have sex
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    • All the teenage boys getting wildly upset about this post are the ones that think trump is the best president ever, change my mind
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