Wen u wake up at to pee and u try to check your text messages
BenAndJerrys BenAndJerrys
27 jan
Wen u wake up at to pee and u try to check your text messages
Nobody:
Mexican kids on the mic:
DaddyMeMeKing DaddyMeMeKing
17 nov 2020
Nobody: Mexican kids on the mic:
"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative."
ME:
iammasterofthebait2 iammasterofthebait2
31 dec 2020
"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative." ME:
Thinking about how in 24 hours there will be inescapable civil unrest
WetMuffin WetMuffin
3 nov 2020
Thinking about how in 24 hours there will be inescapable civil unrest
Karen Kilgariff
who made this I love you
people who eat potato salad
Tabby Tabby
8 oct 2020
Karen Kilgariff who made this I love you people who eat potato salad
ere dhen, imeer
y'all to stop fucking leaving the game because you didn't get to be the imposter
SilverSleet987 SilverSleet987
24 sep 2020
ere dhen, imeer y'all to stop fucking leaving the game because you didn't get to be the imposter
"I can't come I'm having guests over"
guests over:
Cats Cats
22 sep 2020
"I can't come I'm having guests over" guests over:
The emotional support dog after I get done telling it my problems.
fuck_ur_feelings fuck_ur_feelings
26 sep 2020
The emotional support dog after I get done telling it my problems.
"You're a sick person if you think watching kids fall down is funny"
Me:
Dawson Dawson
15 oct 2020
"You're a sick person if you think watching kids fall down is funny" Me:
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
AssGaurdian311 AssGaurdian311
11 feb
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
Really
thats ~
What I more want?
NotSusJustGay
24 sep 2020
Really thats ~ What I more want?
How I sleep knowing that I'll be spending Valentine's Day alone but at least I got this weighted blanket
AFloridian AFloridian
11 feb
How I sleep knowing that I'll be spending Valentine's Day alone but at least I got this weighted blanket
When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you
throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes
The future is now, old man
MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse
27 oct 2020
When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes The future is now, old man
When you plan on speeding over the speed limit to a song you really like but a slow ass
car in front of you ruins the moment for you and the song
made with mematic
When you plan on speeding over the speed limit to a song you really like but a slow ass car in front of you ruins the moment for you and the song made with mematic
told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper.
She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone."
So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
Modem problems require modern solutions
told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper. She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider. Modem problems require modern solutions
Xinity Xinity
23 sep 2020
© Based on: memelif3_
Couldn't stop laughing at the anime sc filter on my dog.
Why is everyone staring at my food?
delightedGaming delightedGaming
6 jan 2021
Why is everyone staring at my food?
"You're an American Harry!"
sooner84 sooner84
15 apr
"You're an American Harry!"