Wen u wake up at to pee and u try to check your text messages
BenAndJerrys BenAndJerrys
27 jan
Wen u wake up at to pee and u try to check your text messages
Teacher: where did you get the information for your presentation?
My group:
We made it up
Teacher: where did you get the information for your presentation? My group: We made it up
YodaButtPlug YodaButtPlug
27 sep 2020
© Based on: thegonkdroid
Indiana Jones not knowing why he's in the Mos Eisley Cantina in
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight
Calf Calf
15 apr
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight
When I make an excuse and the person comes up with solutions
MemeAsFuck MemeAsFuck
16 jun
When I make an excuse and the person comes up with solutions
Cougars be like...that young man is
SO cute, and funny. I can't wait to give him some fruit snacks
BoUndNGaGeD BoUndNGaGeD
5 jan 2021
Cougars be like...that young man is SO cute, and funny. I can't wait to give him some fruit snacks
Parent: Just eat your food, it's not that hot.
Food:
Tabby Tabby
21 nov 2020
Parent: Just eat your food, it's not that hot. Food:
Me showing Satan all the
Yo Momma jokes I told to
the kids at the orphanage
ArousedPeanut ArousedPeanut
19 may
Me showing Satan all the Yo Momma jokes I told to the kids at the orphanage
id
CLEARLY
you don't have a father figure
id CLEARLY you don't have a father figure
Why is everyone staring at my food?
delightedGaming delightedGaming
6 jan 2021
Why is everyone staring at my food?
Drparrytheplatapus Drparrytheplatapus
23 sep 2020
@comicalcapture Dog had no idea
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it
hive_of_many hive_of_many
23 sep 2020
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it
All I know is 2020 started turning around when this dude showed up
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
10 nov 2020
All I know is 2020 started turning around when this dude showed up
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely.
Me 2 days later:
ChUcky16 ChUcky16
17 mar
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely. Me 2 days later:
DJ led looks like a GTA load screen.
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
DJ led looks like a GTA load screen.
Wife: Honey. am I fat?
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
ErosOne ErosOne
16 oct 2020
Wife: Honey. am I fat? Husband: No dear, I like the way you are. Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge. Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
BB cstivorts
Kitten Bee
Atiny predator to hunt mosquitoes, aphids, and other pests for you! Keeps company with bumble bees and honey bees, purrs are very smol
B eskiworks:
BlueFandom BlueFandom
25 sep 2020
BB cstivorts Kitten Bee Atiny predator to hunt mosquitoes, aphids, and other pests for you! Keeps company with bumble bees and honey bees, purrs are very smol B eskiworks:
cat
I'm
101
[visible confusion]
Lechery Lechery
29 sep 2020
cat I'm 101 [visible confusion]
If you encounter wine snobs, confuse them by using this move
If you encounter wine snobs, confuse them by using this move