• WELCOME TO UTOPIA- LAND"
PARADISE WHERE
HE WAITS UNTIL THE FRONT OF THE LINE To DEcIDE ON WHAT To ORDER
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    • Sorry that I need to see THE FUCKING MENU to know what I want.
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    • But what if you have bad vision and can't see your options untill you get to the front and STILL have to squint?
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    • Been waiting to use this
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    • I pretty much already know what I’m getting before I get in the restaurant, but sometimes I’ll see something new and have to think about it
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    • Isn’t that “utopia” in Seattle pretty shit? From what I’ve seen it looks like the Middle East but with lesbians and tofu
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    • KewdiKid 21 jun
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    • He thinks socialism is a good idea
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    • Yeah, there should be a time limit on ordering or something
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    • How is it a perfect society if such a man exists?
      honfedil 21 jun
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    • Y’all ever been to raising canes and someone in the car in front is taking like 5 minutes. How? It’s just chicken fingers, fries, and bread, with a drink. Why are you taking so long to decide, it’s not a question of what you want but how much, FIGURE IT OUT!
      av43 22 jun
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    • I was almost ended by the guillotine but I was able to break the fucking wood around my neck.
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    • I never understand why so many people take forever to order. Especially when inside
      matman34 22 jun
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    • For me I literally can't see what is on the screen until I get extremely close to the front. For places with farther away lines I have to decide when I get there because I always forget my glasses.
      MrClesler 21 jun
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    • “Can I get uhhhhhhh”
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    • an_E_Pat 21 jun
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    • He buys lottery tickets at the gas station during the lunch rush
      Beercaps 21 jun
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    • He drives slow in the far left lane and then gets angry when you pass him
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    • Sometimes you gotta see the board to know, and you’re nearsighted
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    • Basically the meme about the guys in the gang, or the meme where homer asks God if x people go to hell
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    • It's all for the greater good
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    • Me: *First time visiting this fast food restraunt, doesn't see menu until I get to front of line*
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    • Phexal 21 jun
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    • Let’s make a rule, if you haven’t decided on what you want in 10 seconds, you let 1 person in front so they can order until you decided on everything. Line is moving and you didn’t really lose your spot in line. Win win
      Samurott_ 21 jun
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    • F him that was same person who fucked my life
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    • If I'm going to a restaurant without anyone who goes there a lot I get the same exact thing every time because I remember it and can't make decisions
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    • New meme format?
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    • Occasionally I know what I want but when I get there just all brain cells shut down and start doing an irish jig smacking around my head to the point where it takes another 2 minutes to find out what I eant
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    • I can’t sew well and I lost my glasses
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    • That doesn't bother me, what bothers is when people have never been to certain fast food places before and decide they want to use the drive thru and spend 20 minutes asking questions and looking at the menu.
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    • I’m sorry I’m blind af and can’t remember what I like from most places because I don’t eat out often. My bad.
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    • or, the people who come in through drive thru and are in line for a minute or two and wait to get their money out until they’re at the window
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    • My island in New Horizons
      Penguin07 23 jun
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    • Or he waits until his turn in DND to decide what to do. Burn him.
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    • Dam she kinda cute tho
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    • No I just am so indecisive it takes that long
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    • Nice template
      Yalloyin 23 jun
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    • I can’t see the menu from behind a group of head’s damn it.
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    • Is he... available for public "use"?
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    • "Even paradise is a prison if you can't leave" -Mara Sov, Destiny 2
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    • Yeah look I get not being able to read the menu, but I run into these fucks at McDonald’s. They have that shit in backwater countries. You don’t need the menu
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    • Gimme a break fucker, i'm blind in one eye. I can't see until I get to the front
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    • i have only gone to like the same 10 restaurants my entire life so i already know my favorite thing before i go
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    • I stand to the side and look at the menu until I decide. I don't like to feel rushed. Same reason I don't go through the drive through. Gives me anxiety
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    • Super jail
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    • Can't fucking see till I'm up there, and some places won't let you near the counter until you've already gobe through the line. Fuck the visually impaired I guess.
      Karui023 22 jun
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    • Sorry that I'm blind af and everytime i ask someone if I can pass to see the menu they think im trying to cut. Like motherfucker I just cant see shit
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    • Don't even get in line if you're not sure yet.
      MrGabbles 22 jun
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    • I spend the whole time waiting in line to choose. I'm just not good with choices, too stressful and too much to think about.
      swagacorn 22 jun
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    • BURN
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    • If you haven't been there before and you have bad eyesight sometimes you have to do what you have to do
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    • Thank god Ill finally die
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    • I’d fuck
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    • Fuck off not everyone has 20/20 vision
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    • I asked my parents for 5 years to get glasses, they wouldn't take me, in that time I felt like an asshole having to wait to order, they finally took me to get glasses and the doctor basically said I was blind as shit and mother seemed pretty damn shocked.
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    • Ok but what if your blind and can't see the menu unless you lean over the counter and squint your eyes?
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    • Fr tho fuck those people they sit up there like uhhhhhhh let me uhhhhh when I could’ve been ordered and got my food and been gone why can’t everyone know exactly what they want before they leave the house
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    • A blind lady wait until shes at the front so the worker can read out the menu, we all hate her for being blind
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    • Ripoff bike cuck
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    • You don’t even get IN the line before you know what you want to order. I literally have 0 interest in talking to you in terms of small talk. You come in, state your business (most likely ordering food), order, pay, take your food, and leave. Pls, I don’t like talking to strangers.
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    • If I dont have my glasses I cant read till I'm that close even then its hard
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    • That's a BIT extreme. Life in prison is more reasonable
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    • I always know what I want depending on who's paying and where we go
      fweej 21 jun
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    • Warden?
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    • Eh heh, ehhh... Ahhh... Heh.. Haha... Those people are the worst right guys? Guys...? Plz don't k-ill me I'm just indecisive
      Wack1333 21 jun
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    • I like this format
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    • Utopia in my mind is straight up- no judgement, amazing food, lots of naps, tons of cool media and games and shit, and sex with each other, whether it's part of a relationship or just two chill single people that wanna have fun.
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    • The ones that walk away from Omelas
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    • Look man im literally pretty blind and a lot of times my giancee has to read the menu for me but when shes not there with me i can only barely see it from the counter and if i cant i try to ask the cashier what they got
      Lova 21 jun
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    • Like literally. And the dumbasses complaining below about not being able to see, like they dont order the same shit every time. Or arent on their phone or talking to someone who came with them all the way up until the point of ordering.
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    • It’s not fault my vision is shitty and the menu is printed so fuckin small and wearing corrective lenses makes me motion sick when I drive lmao.
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    • I space out in line damn
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    • Bro I'm almost legally blind I can't see the menu
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    • As someone who works in fast food that annoys me to no end when somone waits to get to the front to order
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    • He uses Tik Tok and donated to twitch thots
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    • My fiend does this and it drives me fucking crazy
      jkeegan2 21 jun
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    • The ones who walk away from Omelas
      TGIVAN1 21 jun
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    • Son, what are you doing? He waits until the front of the line. Put him out of his misery. Different format, same meme
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    • I have a friend that does this every time goes to taco bell at least once a week gets about the same stuff but when he gets up to order “let me get uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh” 3 minutes pause then orders same thing again
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    • Everything really is perfect, public executions are lit.
      biggbubba 21 jun
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    • There's a short story about a utopia where everything is perfect so long as one kid is locked in a closet and tortured and can never know happiness.
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    • Not my fault I can't see the menu
      RedHub 21 jun
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    • i mean i do that too but i dont go “lets see..... uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh-“
      Hounded 21 jun
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    • Hey look a copied meme format that looks even shittier than the last
      44Oni 21 jun
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    • Funny how utopia to somw of you means exactly this
      Kazagan 21 jun
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    • Burn him
      BigZyeah 21 jun
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    • ;-; im sorry i cant fcln see the menu
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    • I mean to be honest I cant even see the menu a lot of times and I'm not familiar with the items places have because i choose differently almost every time
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    • Can it be the same for people who call pizza places and then asks their family members what they want?
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    • I only do that if I’m not the one in the drivers seat when in a drive thru. For some reason when I ride passenger I can’t decide and end up just getting the same thing
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    • If I haven’t made up my mind I let people cut.
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    • It's funny until it's real. Most revolutions and civil wars do just this sort of thing. Our civil war was actually a good deal more civilized than most.
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    • My favorite thing is when they complain our line takes forever then is like "oh! Youre ready for me? Lemme figure out what I want. Uh.........." No wonder the line takes forever. We actually have the full menu posted at the door so they can see coming in as well
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