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    • That’s his high score? Weak.
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    • lol, you call that a speedrun? Hold my shots - antivaxxers
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    • It would be awesome if life was like this and you just lived over and over again but remembered it all
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    • “New Record!” I just thought of a spirit who constantly gets reincarnated and hates being alive so he’s constantly speed running to get back to the sweet embrace of death
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    • When you commit suicide you get a message that says "You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
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    • New York abortions have him beat
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    • Ha, you call the speedrun? My son finished at level 4
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    • Does being aborted count as a speedrun?
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    • Anti vax kids out here getting the best score
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    • Wehim 15 apr
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    • Step aside, antivaxed, aborted babies coming through. They didn’t even have to start the timer.
      DullBones 15 apr
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    • Chinnese girls have like a 5 minute life span
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    • *Gets aborted* new record
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    • If you clip through the uterus you can save yourself 80 years
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    • 26 is a pitiful score. Try for 3 or 4 next time
      Himedo15 14 apr
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    • You can’t beat abortion babies
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    • So when does time start? At birth? Does that mean the pregnancy is the title screen?
      haven4 19 apr
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    • oh yeah well I know the title screen miscarriage glitch
      M4GN0L14 18 apr
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    • Obviously the most efficient method is having your mother get an abortion. Should she be too much of a coward you can actually skip the birthing process by killing yourself. If you swim to the edge of the womb you can clip out and die right then and there.
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    • So that’s why anti vaxers exist, it all makes sense now.
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    • The best speed runners are the stillborn
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    • That moment when your still an embryo and get aborted ... NEW RECORD!!!
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    • Damn he missed the window skip after the tutorial stage. My highscore is 0 because i got the very rare abortion cutscene.
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    • An abortion is a false start
      tpower 15 apr
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    • Ha this guy sucks my sister finished before she even came out
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    • My son wins because he is still a sperm and he is in my sock
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    • Trying to die quickly but not outright commit suicide would be a challenge, ngl
      Proc 14 apr
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    • Does this mean still borns are just good tier speed runners
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    • Still born babies must be fuckin pros
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    • Don’t forget the kids with cancer, no one can beat those records
      iRaditz 14 apr
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    • This is of course in the "no suicide" category
      Ptero93 19 apr
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    • Kid at my school killed himself at 15, he has the highscore
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    • Lmao bitchass my record still stands at -9 months. Abortions are a meta changer 😤😤😤👊👊
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    • fork + socket = ez win
      OkSoXD 16 apr
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    • You can die at 7 days just don’t eat or drink
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    • Bet a asian baby girl has world record
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    • rookie numbers
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    • There's a way to beat the game without even leaving menu.
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    • Buddhists be like
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    • Theres a glitch that if you hit the side of the womb just right, you'll clip through it and fall onto the floor, making it one of the best methods for all any speed runs
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    • My brother beat this record. He fuckin beat the game in thr loading screen. -8 months
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    • real speedrunners wallclip through the womb and die on the hospital floor, my high score is 34 weeks and 27 minutes after conception, beat that noobs 😎
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    • Why not kill yourself at the age of 5? That’s a higher score
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    • Miscarriage niggas got the wr
      2004 15 apr
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    • An abortion save about 6 frames
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    • Is a miscarriage the game crashing
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    • Aborted kids always win
      inofunny 14 apr
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    • *Wraps umbilical cord around neck*
      Hex_Hex 14 apr
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    • My brother holds the record at about three seconds
      Riastradh 14 apr
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    • I'm pretty sure aborted kids hold the record
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    • My brothers high score was -5 months noob
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    • My cousins record is 2 hours lmao
      3019 14 apr
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    • My son does better than you. Didnt even get to fertilize the egg.
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    • This guys taking Dave off the grid! He’s got no social security number!
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    • Bit life
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    • Choose China and set female as your settings, for some reason it makes speed running really easy
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    • This ain't no any% speedrun anti vaxxers hold the record for the that
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    • Lol. Amature. My brother beat you by 3 years.
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    • Doing those things wouldn’t kill a man at 26 if it did there’d be way more dead teenagers
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    • If you get really good RNG your mother has a miscarriage.
      Uehdhdbam 18 apr
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    • Yahoo! Yaho-Yah-Yahoo! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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    • My brother beat all y'all. He didn't even make it out of the womb. Beat that shit
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    • Kurt Cobain Beat The Game At Level 25
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    • Xxxtentacles has him beat
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    • When you are born, just piss of your pitbull. This trick works like a charm
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    • I’ve got less than a year to beat his record. Let’s do this.
      BADMAN9 15 apr
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    • Anti-vax kid is the ultimate speedrunner
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    • That’s because it’s a 100%
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    • World record holder: "Born as a girl in China..."
      Sensino 15 apr
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    • I turn 23 in 3 days, so far I've followed the path. I hope the rest rings true.
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    • Bruh it's called a miscarriage
      Clout_Dog 15 apr
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    • Holy shit this guys taking roy off the grid, this guy doesnt have a social security number for roy!
      jkyt07 15 apr
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    • 26 years mine is 26 seconds
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    • I think he's talking about an 18+ no suicide speedrun
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    • Baby about to get aborted: *Laughs in womb*
      locol 15 apr
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    • No suicide?
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    • Some people glitch and end up spawning dead
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    • Chinese girls have a faster time
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    • Abortions are the fastest speedruns that are legal
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    • Reminds me of that Roy game in rick and morty where they live that dudes life
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    • The record holders are the aborted ones
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    • Next time he should just choose an antivax family, he’d get a new high score of 2
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    • Aborted kids: "weak."
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    • TBH he didn’t get very good rng for a speed run some people die right after birth I think the record’s something like 1.5 seconds obviously deaths before births don’t count cuz you can’t speed run a game you haven’t started
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    • I discovered a glitch that got me a high score of 3 weeks, basically you use the crack addict mom item and be a still born
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    • That record was broken only moments later by an antivaxxer baby
      Wordsmith 14 apr
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    • My brother did it in 5 years... I still miss him.
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    • Then there are the 50 million per year that get disconnected from the server during the load time.
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    • Shortcut at 18 you can buy a rifle to kys
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    • You an get a highscore of -9 months if you're lucky
      DarkGreyy 14 apr
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    • My sister's high score is 0. So she's the real winner
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    • Abortion clinics hold the record
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    • You call that a speedrun? You need to actually win to speedrun
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    • *Chokes myself with umbilical chord*
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