I’ve been making dad jokes for
years but my wife and I are
expecting our first child and I’ve
finally been making dad jokes while
actually being a dad.
When we were in the hospital I got
my wife a blanket, What was
awesome was they were kept in
machine that was specifically mad
to heat blankets. I laid the blanket
over my wife and said, ”do you
think they keep these at womb
temperature?" I heard a nurse laugh
for a solid 3 minutes.
This is beautiful