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weareallportionsforfoxes: Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
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Eats junk
Small and chubby
Stays up all night
Cute but will fight
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24 sep 2020
ARE YOU A RACCOON? Dark circles under eyes Eats junk Small and chubby Stays up all night Cute but will fight Maybe-lam
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This is "Longcat" from the internet memes. I actually looked up this kitty just a few days ago and was happy to find that the kitty was amazingly still alive & 17 years old. However, it seems that this long cat has passed away today.
Let's remember the sweet-kitty fondly.
RAOREA-< @BA @miyabi_2222
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Papi_Satan_UwU Papi_Satan_UwU
20 sep 2020
Thread This is "Longcat" from the internet memes. I actually looked up this kitty just a few days ago and was happy to find that the kitty was amazingly still alive & 17 years old. However, it seems that this long cat has passed away today. Let's remember the sweet-kitty fondly. RAOREA-< @BA @miyabi_2222 #DUFEA Show this thread Tweet your reply
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