• we went to waffle house at 2 am
and it was super icy outside so
the workers gave us serving trays
to go sledding outside of the
restaurant, and our waitress took
my phone and charged it when it
died. its not a waffle house but a
waffle home.
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    • Any time your story starts with “I was at Waffle House at 2am.” You’re gonna have a good story
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    • I started my job at Waffle House today. People there are awesome, and just in case we have a metal bat wrapped in duct tape that I have named “this is Waffle House”
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    • They were then served their food on the very same trays
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    • It’s not MY waffle house, it’s OUR waffle house.
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    • Still infested with roaches tho
      Oshawatt 29 jun
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    • I’ve been going to Waffle House with my dad since I was 5 months old and I know every employee by name at the one we go to. Most of the time I don’t even have to order. Those people are like family to me
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    • Never been to a Waffle House before, do they literally only sell different types of waffles or is it like any other restaurant that specializes in something?
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    • Sure
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    • Sounds like a bullshit story to me
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    • Waffle house is just rustic ihop
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    • its true, I was doing crack in the bathroom
      yeetdeez 29 jun
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    • Then the next people who came in got their food served on the same dirty ass trays
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    • They have to deal with drunks meth heads and tired strippers all night. You probably made their night as well
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    • i've never been to waffle house, but if this tweet was made into a commercial i'd go
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    • I really don't ever remember having a bad experience at any Waffle House I've ever been to. 💞
      missnay 30 jun
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    • Nothing says waffle house like ass sweat on the trays
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    • Nice try Waffle House
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    • Waffle Home will be the name of my bed-and-breakfast I open one day.
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    • A waffle house is not a waffle home
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    • Nowadays, millionaires with just $1 million isn’t considered wealthy anymore by most Americans. Now, the typical American sees at least $2.4 million as wealthy.
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    • CerealWhenHavesMilk i’m still mad at you for choosing waffle house over denny’s after ring dance. i wanted some fucking french toast and you gave me the option to put chili on hash browns.
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    • You are all lucky, I live in IHOP territory
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    • The boss battle for July is code red Waffle House
      PenguG2 2 jul
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    • I only went once and either the waiter spiked my orange juice (I was 11), or served me severely fermented juice. I immediately lost my appetite and never went back.
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    • Smolkiddo 29 jun
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    • My waffle house blasts music and looks at you funny when you ask for a straw for the 3rd time
      L4anK 29 jun
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    • Tfw no waffle home :(
      Anonyk 29 jun
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    • If there isn't an ash tray on or right next to the flat top then its not a true Waffle House.
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    • So I lived about an hour from Houston close to the gulf of Mexico and during hurricane Harvey my city flooded pretty bad. You could literally swim in a parking lot. It was up to our chests. Anyways, we were trapped at the hotel my mom worked at and right in front of it there was a waffle house. 1/2
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    • Unless you work there. It's hell. Trust me.
      GamurSnek 29 jun
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    • But have you had huddle house
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    • Quite the recent meme
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    • I bet the employees think it’s a step up from crackhead Craig who goes in there usually naked everyday at 2am
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    • The waffle houses in desoto county are filled with rude ahem ladies of coluor
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    • Phexal 29 jun
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    • "11 Feb 2018"
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    • Please do NOT say that evil fuckimg name. I found out the hard way that I am allergic to onions after eating their smothered and covered hash browns. I was on my way to vegas. I spent 78 hours, 18 of them ON THE ROAD just continuously THROWING UP. Ended up in a vegas ER after 48 hours of just PAIN
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    • R/thathappened
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    • Waffle House doesn’t have trays.
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    • The first time I went to Ohio is also the first and only time I ever went to a waffle house. Dunno if it was a crappy experience because of the Ohio part, or the waffle house part.
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    • IHOP > Denny’s > Waffle House
      Scrodzic 29 jun
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    • $50 says that didn’t happen
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    • Mo waffle houses in my state
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    • What!! I want to go
      DESTISGAY 29 jun
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      Krystal 29 jun
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    • How beautiful
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    • Yeah, I worked at 2 WH. Never saw a tray. JS
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    • my cousin works at waffle house and she just had to get a hair test bc shes on meth and got her kids taken away
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    • Then everyone clapped as they ate their food
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    • Around my town, Waffle House is the least of your worries, Denny’s has always been so much sketchier.
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    • R/thathappened
      misterk 2 jul
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    • Waffle House is superior to huddle house!
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    • They serve cold food, don’t say you went to a bad one. Bitch I gave it another shot and got a recommendation from your bitch asses and they served cold food yet again
      eckoTeh 2 jul
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    • Senior skip day me and my friend went to Waffle House with our switches. We let everyone who wanted too play and the manger there gave us our food for free. Pretty dope day.
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    • The Waffle House by my place would’ve beat us with trays and stolen my phone
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    • I worked for them for 6+ years at at least 5 locations. And half the people here don’t know probably bc the furthest west they go is colorado, and 2 franchised in New Mexico. But in Georgia there’s one on every block. Is a southern thing.
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    • Who in their right mind would let a waffle house employee walk away with their phone
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    • Wish we had Waffle House in Alaska
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    • I once slept on the side to get out of the rain and they told me to leave else they’ll call the cops,
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    • Waffle house is the shit I kid you not, if its past 12am and the bois are hungry we going there and we always put Baba Orielly on the jukebox
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    • I’ve had nothing but amazing experiences with Waffle House employees
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    • My home
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    • Lol my local Waffle House is where crack whores smoke & blow.
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    • Was NOT my experience. The only one I tried, they were SUPER racist and kept serving everyone else before us. Couldn't even order :(
      Juukai 2 jul
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    • My friend came out as gay to me in a waffle house.
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    • Never been to one but I went to Denny's once. Only breakfast place I went and it was good and cheap. $20 for me and the girl together and we both god mad food
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    • I absolutely love the 6 legged pets that they usually have crawling around on the ground and into my drinks. You also can't forget about the kind men that are always outside of the establishment around 2am who definitely aren't selling illegal drugs.
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    • Can I get a waffle? *Thud* can I pLeAsE get a waffle?
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    • Waffle house does not have serving trays
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    • In my town, if you’re at Waffle House after midnight you’re either high or drunk
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    • I've only ever been to Waffle House once before, and I got food poisoning.
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    • Waffle house is honestly one of my favorite places to eat
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    • I just went to a Waffle House in Tennessee and it was garbage. The hash browns looked like lo mien and the waitress was both disgusting (clearing her throat inches at lest from my plate) and rude
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    • I stole a cup from waffle house last weekend because they burnt my bacon
      Dikku 1 jul
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    • Waffle house is also an indicator of danger. If your local waffle house is open, things are ok. If closed, there are no other survivors, you need to run as fast as you can
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    • Went to Waffle House a couple days ago and when I left I saw the largest pile of vomit I’ve ever seen in the parking lot
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    • I have worked at 2 different ones in my day. Had amazing regulars at both. Some are my fb friends now even years later
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    • Only time I’ve ever been there there was ants everywhere and it was sticky
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    • ok
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    • One night way back when me and my family had no place to stay the night. My mom took us to a waffle house where they fed us for free and let us stay till the morning.
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    • mmmmBRUHHH
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    • Wish we had places like that in nova scotia, we had a good breakfast place called smitty's, lord knows what fucking happened
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    • We care.
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    • I've only been to a Waffle House once. Our cashier was older black lady, and she gave my little brother a free dessert
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    • Sources: dude trust me
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    • Chick-fil-A wanna have a word
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    • Waffle house is shit, tried it hated every second I was there, nothing was properly cleaned, cups had stuff stuck in them, one guy not even apart of our family just tries squishing in next to me, nah man waffle house is trash food was bland as hell too
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    • We call them Awful House
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    • The waffle house I went to at 2 in the morning my arms stuck to the table because they were so sticky
      Broodley 1 jul
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    • I always call it Waffle Home
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    • Yeah until you get pneumonia. My parents got it from there and I was an infant at the time so I was hospitalized because I was still breast feeding.
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    • not fair, he waffle house I went to, had hairs in the sit, and the people who were taking my order who mind you, spoke the same language as me, looked at me like i was speaking a alien langauge, then preceeded to shit on a plate and serve it to me, best meal i've ever had.
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