"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
ChastityDefender ChastityDefender
25 may
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
Charu Pragya
@CharuPragya
Are you a dog person or a cat person?
@jokebazz
lam a sad person.
Kev_thekid
27 sep 2020
Charu Pragya @CharuPragya Are you a dog person or a cat person? @jokebazz lam a sad person.
Girls on their friends posts: OMG so pretty I wish I was as beautiful as
Their friend:
kofiifuk kofiifuk
17 dec 2020
Girls on their friends posts: OMG so pretty I wish I was as beautiful as Their friend:
WT? fun fact #4
Ice Cream, Macaroni and Cheese, French Fries, and
Champagne were all popularized in or introduced to
America by President Thomas Jefferson
PresidentChecker PresidentChecker
14 dec 2020
WT? fun fact #4 Ice Cream, Macaroni and Cheese, French Fries, and Champagne were all popularized in or introduced to America by President Thomas Jefferson
Took a photo of the only other dude in the theater, forgot my flash was on.
IronManLOHH IronManLOHH
7 apr
Took a photo of the only other dude in the theater, forgot my flash was on.
some GuY my SON PLAYS XBOX WITH
AL___
Wot
Nipples
WetNipples WetNipples
11 dec 2020
some GuY my SON PLAYS XBOX WITH AL___ Wot Nipples
When you finish welding and realize you're on fire.
pleble pleble
2 mar
When you finish welding and realize you're on fire.
Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like woah I did not mean to make that face out loud
ammiml
5 mar
Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like woah I did not mean to make that face out loud
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
Scarredfoxx Scarredfoxx
24 oct 2020
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation."
-Clint Eastwood
On technology
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
1 dec 2020
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation." -Clint Eastwood On technology
Students For Liberty @sfliberty ih
When someone
Bruuuuh
Ba
Replying to
Owl expert here! (Ornithologist) That owl is in fact orgasming
PM - 24 Oct 2017
Students For Liberty @sfliberty ih When someone Bruuuuh Ba Replying to Owl expert here! (Ornithologist) That owl is in fact orgasming PM - 24 Oct 2017
5 yo Me: "Mom I don wanna get out the cat. it's raining! I'm scared!"
My Mom: "Come on sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of"
The Rain:
The_Surfing_Pikachu The_Surfing_Pikachu
24 sep 2020
5 yo Me: "Mom I don wanna get out the cat. it's raining! I'm scared!" My Mom: "Come on sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of" The Rain:
When an enemy shoots you in
the back but runs out of ammo and you get the turn on him
bonjour
staples1724 staples1724
15 jan 2021
When an enemy shoots you in the back but runs out of ammo and you get the turn on him bonjour
I'm not telling you to forget
Baby Yoda, but forget Baby
Yoda... This is Baby Scooby.
I'm not telling you to forget Baby Yoda, but forget Baby Yoda... This is Baby Scooby.
How will look once finish burying my inner demons
cursedMadden cursedMadden
12 jan 2021
How will look once finish burying my inner demons
for those of you who've heard me mention him, here's my pirate cat, levi - for those of you who’ve heard me mention him, here’s my pirate cat, levi 💕💞💕💞
AjayChe AjayChe
25 sep 2020
for those of you who've heard me mention him, here's my pirate cat, levi - for those of you who’ve heard me mention him, here’s my pirate cat, levi 💕💞💕💞
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
When COVID-19 is over and you can finally go finish the grade.
When COVID-19 is over and you can finally go finish the grade.
"Playing Dark Souls is not stressful at all"
Dave - 26 years
coolmemesbro coolmemesbro
15 oct 2020
"Playing Dark Souls is not stressful at all" Dave - 26 years
When it's hot af inside and you gotta hang an arm out the window
Fromundamahjunk
21 mar
When it's hot af inside and you gotta hang an arm out the window