"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
ChastityDefender ChastityDefender
25 may
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
When someone takes your joke
seriously and starts an argument
KNGZ KNGZ
25d
When someone takes your joke seriously and starts an argument
THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN...
YOUR CAT IS EVOLVING!
Starr7 Starr7
25 sep 2020
THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN... YOUR CAT IS EVOLVING!
"you up?"
me thinking if I'm up or not:
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
20 jan 2021
"you up?" me thinking if I'm up or not:
5. Write a question, using why.
Good guestion.
5. Write a question, using why. Good guestion.
"you look stressed"
thanks.. it's the stress
AshleyMarieee AshleyMarieee
15 apr
"you look stressed" thanks.. it's the stress
Look closely....forgive me but does anyone else see Jesus
Look closely....forgive me but does anyone else see Jesus
How I sleep knowing my world views offend people
@lordpetty.
BoyGenius BoyGenius
1 dec 2020
How I sleep knowing my world views offend people @lordpetty.
When you ask someone why they're depressed but they jump off the bridge instead
All right. then. Keepfyour secrets.
When you ask someone why they're depressed but they jump off the bridge instead All right. then. Keepfyour secrets.
CAT SLEEPING POSITIONS
"THE BUTT SHELTER" "SPINAL CAVE"
Moneyluv Moneyluv
24 sep 2020
CAT SLEEPING POSITIONS "THE BUTT SHELTER" "SPINAL CAVE"
What my microwave sees
What my microwave sees
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick
Me:
Assyrian Assyrian
9 mar
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick Me:
when you're playing with your pet fish and it bites your finger!
Maybelater Maybelater
17 mar
when you're playing with your pet fish and it bites your finger!
when you're alone doing a task in electrical and a crew member comes up and stands beside you
fsoftly]
n't.
SCP_2521 SCP_2521
4 oct 2020
when you're alone doing a task in electrical and a crew member comes up and stands beside you fsoftly] n't.
This dog followed the google earth guy
Google earth guy :
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
27 sep 2020
This dog followed the google earth guy Google earth guy :
did u take care of urself today? eat something? drink water? do something that makes u happy? allowed urself to feel whatever ur feeling?? huh?? do it
did u take care of urself today? eat something? drink water? do something that makes u happy? allowed urself to feel whatever ur feeling?? huh?? do it
Me googling boss mechanics mid fight while the party suffers
INTERESTING.
Me googling boss mechanics mid fight while the party suffers INTERESTING.
Mom: "So where are you taking me out to eat on mother's day?"
have food at home"
Mom:
ie
Orsoth
25d
Mom: "So where are you taking me out to eat on mother's day?" have food at home" Mom: ie
Among Us should have increased odds on becoming imposter
you don't leave at the start of game
RangoDrawing RangoDrawing
25 sep 2020
Among Us should have increased odds on becoming imposter you don't leave at the start of game