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    • Like this comment to remove the Thot from tc. We can catch up quickly!
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    • GOOSEOLIGIST HAHA SO QUIRKY
      COOMING 23 jul
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    • Goose aren't even that dangerous, they just have balls of steel
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    • Flame666 23 jul
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    • Geese are all talk if it were to actually attack you (which it won’t) just grab the long ass neck and kick the body
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    • No to be THAT psychologist but fear is not taught it’s rooted deeply in biology. We’re afraid of Spiders, snakes, etc because we evolved to be afraid of them.
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    • Geese are fucking evil
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    • Rats spread disease and some spiders and snakes can be deathly venomous if bothered. A death by goose is extremely unlikely, if not almost impossible. So that is why we teach kids to stay away from rats, spiders, and snakes, but not geese.
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    • I TYPE IN ALL CAPS SO ITS FUNNIER
      Shenew 24 jul
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    • ALL CAPS OMG IM DEAD
      iThrasher 23 jul
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      Devolamsk 23 jul
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    • Goosologist wasn’t even the punchline fuck wad
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    • Step 1. Grab them by the neck. Step 2. YEEEEET
      VPDbc 23 jul
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    • Rats are quite dangerous... they carry multiple diseases and can slide underneath a door
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    • FUCK GEESE. DUCK GANG RISE!
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    • Can we just get rid of tumblr
      Alyvez 24 jul
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    • Growing up my grandparents had a lake full of geese. Let me tell you this. Geese have maxed out intimidation but don’t really have much to back it up. Remember, birds have hollow bones and geese have long vulnerable necks.
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    • Kone 24 jul
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    • I live on a free range poultry farm and we have some geese and let me tell you, hand raised geese are the coolest animals you'll ever meet. Theyll run up to you and play with you anytime you're outside and are very nice, but if theres an intruder theyll be right up there with the dogs attacking them
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    • okay but like nobody ever taught me to be afraid of those things, naturally we find snakes, spiders, etc scary because people who find them scary survived and those who didnt got bit by a venomous snake and died. It wasn’t until i was already afraid that someone told me only certain spiders can hurt
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    • BAHAHAHAHAHYAYAYAAYA I AM SHARING THIS WITH MY BOOK CPUB 👱🏿‍♂️😂👱🏿‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👱🏿‍♂️👱🏿‍♂️👱🏿‍♂️👱🏿‍♂️😂😂
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    • Geese are douchebags
      swdanz 24 jul
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    • Rats carry diseases and snakes and spiders carry venom. A child will live from a goose bite
      Heron 24 jul
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    • My PTSD from the goose fights a hade as a kid is kicking in those fucking geese
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    • We fear predatory animals as a natural instinct. It isn’t taught. It’s literally ingrained in every fucking animal
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    • Duck duck GOOSE motherfucka
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    • GoOsEoLoGisT
      Kanpai 23 jul
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    • Birds are descendants of dinosaur so that duck could be part fucking trex
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    • Just break its stupid flimsy goose neck and cave in its pathetic bird ribcage
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    • Also trying to steal tc from thot pls help.
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    • Ok dislike the thots comment and like mine to get rid of her
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    • Fuck Tumblr
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    • Glad they repeated the word, but in caps. Very funny.
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    • Please kiwi by liking and removing the thot
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    • The forbidden blow job
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    • gerson is Gooseologist 🤯
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    • Are you serious? Yeah sure this goose sucks but your out of your damn mind if you think rats don’t carry disease, snakes aren’t poisonous (in Texas at best 15% won’t bite), and fucking black widows and brown recluses live in the closest spots to use and that’s why people spray their homes constantly
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    • I will fight a ducking goose I swear to god let it come at me I’ll stomp the fuck out of it.
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    • They're actually bristles used to scoop and filter nutrients out of water. All sorts of avians have them
      Zochiel 26 jul
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    • Hey he's a Gooseologist. He knows what he's saying
      LHAvenger 26 jul
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    • In our language (Somali) Goos means Dick
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    • I'm glad the Vietnamese strangled them when that came here as refugees
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    • Rats 99% harmless? Black Plague was a thing
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    • No don’t give that other dude tc for saying like this to get porn out of tc, just like my comment to get porn off tc
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    • They aren't that bad. I fucking pet them while feeding them, and they simply don't care to attack a large mammal
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    • GOOSEOLOGIST OMFG I CAN'T, SUCH A GENIUS, OMG PLEASE HAHAHAHAHHAHABABNABABABBABABABA
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    • I did an entire informative speech on why geese are quite possibly the worst animals ever and got an A+ in my class for it.
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    • God_Of_Cursed_Images I will tag you on every goose feature I ever see till the day I die
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    • I feel like Tumblr folk are cave man discovering new things for the first time. They get amazed by the simplest things
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    • The game “Duck, Duck, goose” actually exists to teach kids to stay the fuck away from these things.
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    • I agree about geese being freaking terrifying but no way are rats, snakes and spiders harmless 99% of the time 😂
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    • As an owner of geese I can confirm that this is 100% true.
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    • Just doing my part
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    • Fuil
      they have perfectly grabbable necks you cowards
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    • Snakes and spiders are feared because they arnt harmless. They have juice they inject into you that can be anywhere from hurt to death
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    • To strip the flesh off of your bones. And also keep fish from wigglin away
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    • What dinosaurs prolly looked like haha
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    • Idk about u but if a goose ever attacked me I’d snap it’s neck
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    • Geese are the wasps of birds.
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    • People who are scared of geese are pussys birds have less dense bones than mammals you can crush these shits with one punch rendering them unable to fly ever again or worse
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    • Rats snakes and spiders are things you should fear depending on where you live. Like if you live in Australia you should fear spiders and snakes
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    • Grab them by the head and swing it over your head, then briskly swing it down again like cracking a whip. Works every time.
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    • If anyone cares they have “teeth” to filter water from food
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    • IF YOU’VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH CANADA GOOSES THEN YOU’VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME AND I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT ONE MARINATE
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    • These aren’t that bad. Why are people such vaginas. They’re very aggressive YES. But incredibly easy to stop
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    • Geese rely on scaring you, if you just don't be a pussy they can't do shit.
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    • Congrats
      oRadium 23 jul
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    • That's what my vagina looks like.
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