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    • I have yet to meet a person telling me to stop eating dairy.
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    • We are also the only species that has been to the moon, so I dont see the problem here
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    • Dairy is made for calves to grow exponentially in a short time. It's rich in fat so it can grow almost a ton in a couple of months. That said im still not going to stop eating my damn cheese, and drink milk.
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    • Genetically speaking, humans have evolved to eat a wider variety of foods for survival purposes of there not being much food available. Originally, milk would give everyone the runs, but most of us have adapted to accept it. Though, you should probably consume it in moderation.
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    • Because we evolved too. Mutated to produce the enzymes to break down dairy past childhood. If you are lactose intolerant, you are less evolved. Fuckin lactose intolerant Neanderthals.
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    • We’re one of the only species that bury our dead. Should we stop doing that too?
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    • Bet that bitch can't go a week without a glass of wine
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    • Dairy is bad for you if you stop producing lactase to break down the lactose. We are one of the only species that don't easily lose the ability to create lactase. That's why we can drink milk and why many of our foods require or can have dairy products inside of them
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    • Sister 16d
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    • This is one of those “make something true seem stupid to make us feel better” posts
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    • Give a bowl of milk to a dog or a cat, they go ape shit for it. We're the only species that drinks milk because we're the only ones who can get it, just like we're the only species that text messages on cell phones while we fly through the air in metal tubes before driving around in cars
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    • I met an anti-vax mom today and it took everything within me to not tell her I despise everything she stands for
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    • We’re also the only species to build cities and go to space
      Didact 16d
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    • What the hell is wrong with people we need calcium until we stop growing...
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    • I’ll drink my chocolate milk until I die
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    • "It's not natural." Guess I'll get in my naturally made car and go to the grocery store that grew naturally from the ground and buy some natural soy milk.
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    • We are the species that drinks milk after infancy, and also a species that can live for up to 100 years while others only live for 20 years if they are lucky
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    • Wisconsin should make mozzarella bullets to mow the vegans down
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    • We are the only species that’s supposed to feel bad about killing an animal.
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    • We're also the most intelligent species.
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    • But ÇÄŁÇÏŪM
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    • Yeah no there are multiple species that drink milk after infancy
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    • Yea we're also the only species who drinks alcohol *takes swig of whiskey* fuck it
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    • We’re also the only species to wear clothes, practice science, rely on cars, etc. but I don’t hear those people complain about all these things
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    • We’re also the only species that can, so (from other animals, that is)
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    • We’re also the only species to have sexual consent
      zxasy 16d
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    • We're also the most dominant species. Hence why we cuck other animals out of their mother's milk
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    • Early homosapiens used to be 100% lactose intolerant. Being able to eat dairy products is an evolutionary trait that helps expand our diet, making it easier to survive
      Komron 16d
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    • But it is tho. It also goes bad a lot faster, im not a vegan but holy heck is almond milk hella more convenient (also more protien with no downsides so yea)
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    • We’re the only species to continue drinking milk into adulthood because we’re the only species that produces the enzyme lactase, which aids in the digestion of milk sugars, into adulthood.
      Serbs 16d
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    • Wisconsinites over here cringing at the fact that people actually don’t eat dairy
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    • Listen. Milk is a heavenly drink, the promised land flows with milk and honey. But technically there is a mutation in our bodies that allows to digest dairy. I’ll be damned if anyone stops me from drinking milk.
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    • Akchually, it's cause most adults still develop the enzyme necessary to break down lactose
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    • I just like to gnaw on a cheese wheel in the corner of my room with the lights out.
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    • I love being lactose tolerant. I eat dairy just to flex on lactose intolerant people
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    • Like if your a carnivore and milk drinker!
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    • But, doesn't every mammal drink milk after they're born, all mammals produce milk
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    • We are also the only species with the highest percentage of Karens taking the fucking kids
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    • why don't you go maul and eat a deer raw like all the other species, karen
      makomck 14d
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    • Were the only species that drinks another species milk however most of not all mammals are capable of breast feeding so?...
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    • We're the only species that does a lot of things. Get over it.
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    • You see, in life there is something about good being bad and bad in the good or whatever but most importantly in life there will be pancakes
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    • That's not even true
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    • Nigga if any argument ends in “because it’s bad for you” you’re only going to reach a certain number of people
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    • It is absolutely disturbing how much dairy I consume. (~~1 gallon of milk a day, some cheese, and ice cream every Sunday)
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    • "GmOs ArE bAd FoR yOu"
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    • I bet if animals had their own supermarkets and cash to go and buy dairy products whenever they felt like it then they would drink milk
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    • We’re the only species that questions if we should eat food
      GRBD 16d
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    • Due to micro evolution we have adapted to digest milk into adult hood.
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    • Also not true as dogs and cats both excitedly drink milk when given the option
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    • We're also the only species to walk on the moon. Get rekt Karen.
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    • Velveeta technically isn’t even cheese. It’s fake.
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    • Well, to be fair it technically is a mutation that allows us to produce lactase after childhood, and not even the majority of people cant actually do it. More than half the world lose some amount of the ability to drink it post childhood. Its not bad for you though. Just isn't great to live off of
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    • We also poison our bodies for fun soooo
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    • Were also the only species to wipe there ass
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    • Whachu gonna put on cereal? Water?
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    • Feels bad dude. I’m not lactose intolerant, but milk makes me feel like shit, have to stick with that almond milk
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    • My friends tell me not to eat cheese but it's cause I'm lactose intolerant. I ignore them
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    • We are also one of the few species that doesn't lose the enzyme to continue digesting Lactose properly.
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    • We are one of the only species that can actually digest it later on. Dogs and cats lose the amino acids that help them do that. We can actually drink milk without a problem
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    • We are also the only ones to eat chocolate, or invent the wheel or have religion or be able to build skyscrapers. We are not wild animals
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    • The people that tell you to stop eating dairy are the same ones that breastfeed their kids til they’re 6 years old
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    • Ok but if you have to take a lactaid to drink milk it’s not fucking natural
      CudiFam 16d
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    • Technically the drinking of a milk can be classified as the first "shit white people do"
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    • Too much dairy leads to a condition called "fatty liver" and I don't give a fuck because I love milk and cheese
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    • You gotta be pretty stupid to think dairy is bad for you
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    • I'm lactose intolerant and still will never give in to the anti-cheesers.
      guy121 16d
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    • We're the only species that regularly consumes dairy from another species
      BMan29 16d
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    • Well excuse me fuck you I'd like to speak to your manager, the customer is always right
      Karen 16d
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    • Damn karen. The only way it could be worse is if Karen spelled her name 'Caren'
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    • Also the only animal that cooks their food, have fun with your raw chicken.
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    • No one said cheese they said you shouldn’t drink milk lol.
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    • We are also the only species that got a fucking Nuclear bomb so we must be doing something right
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    • Anyone ever see a cat drink milk before. Cause I have. Fuck you Karen
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    • Karen your so stupid, my cats love milk
      B10Cat 16d
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    • cats would drink milk if they could get it themselves
      PcNoob 16d
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    • We’re also the only species with blowjobs. Checkmate.
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    • That’s bc other species suck them tiddies too hard after infancy
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    • I saw a dog drink from a goat’s tit the other day
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    • And we're the only species that drives cars and lives in air conditioned houses and buys groceries instead of scavenging for our food. It's as if we're at the top of the food chain for a reason
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    • We’re also the only species that cook our food.
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    • We literally evolved to drink milk after infancy it would be a waste not to eat dairy
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    • These memes are going to be what causes the name Karen to go extinct
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    • Even better the 10th time!
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    • We are the only species to get confused about are gender
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    • We wouldn’t be able to drink milk if it weren’t for our ancestors who figured out that it’s an easy way to get vital nutrients. Over many years we evolved to be able to drink other animals milk easier thanks to evolution in our genes. Lactose intolerant people lack this gene.
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    • Actually people ARENT the only animals to drink other animals milk. there are plenty of small monkeys that sneak up on new mothers and steal a SUCC or two
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    • You know what’s bad for you? Degeneracy
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    • We are also the only ones who eat ass
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    • Well you see, Were drinking from other animals. If you think normal people breastfeed their twelve year olds then go right away Karen
      zado 16d
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    • same people that eat kale smoothies also tend to do coke, so ill stick to my cheese.
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    • And alcohol 🍺. Let me drink myself to death 💀 in peace ☮️. Yes, I’m a functional alcoholic ✌🏿
      poolf 16d
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    • Were also the only species that drives cars and knows how to farm
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    • Ok besides the blender all of those things can be found in nature 🤔🤔🤔 it’s not that weird
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    • Don’t cats drink milk though?
      ding0 16d
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    • Those who are lactose intolerant are a weaker race
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    • Karen took the kids now she’s trying to take the milk.
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