"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation."
-Clint Eastwood
On technology
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
1 dec 2020
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation." -Clint Eastwood On technology
[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids
me: nah i'd rather have the money
kennugly kennugly
19 jan 2021
[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids me: nah i'd rather have the money
When you freaky in the dms, but she finally comes over.
ThatWeirdoGina ThatWeirdoGina
10 jun
When you freaky in the dms, but she finally comes over.
Someone: *bites the dust*
Queen:
There is another one
Someone: *bites the dust* Queen: There is another one
You aren't
allowed to eat
the cat food
is
that written?
In the name
CAT food
rabinator rabinator
25 sep 2020
You aren't allowed to eat the cat food is that written? In the name CAT food
2020 keeps walking back in like:
Do hear here?
TopazTexanGal TopazTexanGal
4 nov 2020
2020 keeps walking back in like: Do hear here?
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Explain movie plot badly: Disabled bald man forces foster children to fight his political opponents.
leeewee leeewee
23 dec 2020
Explain movie plot badly: Disabled bald man forces foster children to fight his political opponents.
Nobody:
That one dude in a zombie movie that gets
bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
TomSwellick TomSwellick
8 jan 2021
Nobody: That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
finally found this emoji
finally found this emoji
Two types of people:
1. The person who sees the pizza
2. The person who hopes the seagull gets pizza.
drop the pizza!
distant_hilariouxs distant_hilariouxs
27 jan 2021
Two types of people: 1. The person who sees the pizza 2. The person who hopes the seagull gets pizza. drop the pizza!
Reporter: Conor whered you get the sweater?
Conor: The best fookin knockout artist in the game
morbidXprincess morbidXprincess
8 mar
Reporter: Conor whered you get the sweater? Conor: The best fookin knockout artist in the game
MY SON'S FRIENDS ARE SO FUNNY WITH RICKHAMES
NIME IS MILE
BigfootYeti BigfootYeti
20 apr
MY SON'S FRIENDS ARE SO FUNNY WITH RICKHAMES NIME IS MILE
I will never take for granted the sun nor fresh air ever again.
iKateHikes iKateHikes
14 jun
I will never take for granted the sun nor fresh air ever again.
When you were ready for
but they end up resolving it di di
King_Of_Potatoes King_Of_Potatoes
5 oct 2020
When you were ready for but they end up resolving it di di
Leaked footage of Prince Philip's final moments
kcaz kcaz
10 apr
Leaked footage of Prince Philip's final moments
DON'T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST US
WITHOUT LIKING THIS PICTURE MOTHERFUCKER
melkor106 melkor106
23 sep 2020
DON'T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST US WITHOUT LIKING THIS PICTURE MOTHERFUCKER
Fuck this ankle bracelet. If my parole officer is
watching, fuck you too.
Scotty Kilmer 217K views 3 months ago
studerish studerish
22 jun
Fuck this ankle bracelet. If my parole officer is watching, fuck you too. Scotty Kilmer 217K views 3 months ago