"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation."
-Clint Eastwood
On technology
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
1 dec 2020
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation." -Clint Eastwood On technology
Me, buying stocks with zero fore knowledge because I heard we were bullying someone
Me, buying stocks with zero fore knowledge because I heard we were bullying someone
"Dont scare my kids! I paid good money to come here! and don't appreciate you going after them!"
{visible confusion}
SenorDeadpoolio SenorDeadpoolio
28 sep 2020
"Dont scare my kids! I paid good money to come here! and don't appreciate you going after them!" {visible confusion}
Leo Selvaggio
A PERSON WEARING A FULL-FACE PROSTHETIC MASK TO EVADE CCTV AND FACIAL RECOGNITION.
francheyes francheyes
19 nov 2020
Leo Selvaggio A PERSON WEARING A FULL-FACE PROSTHETIC MASK TO EVADE CCTV AND FACIAL RECOGNITION.
Watching the part in V for Vendetta where the government creates a virus and uses it to seize power over its people
SpicyMcHaggis SpicyMcHaggis
31 dec 2020
Watching the part in V for Vendetta where the government creates a virus and uses it to seize power over its people
When you are single and told there are plenty of fish in the sea. These are the fish.
Lost1 Lost1
14 sep 2020
When you are single and told there are plenty of fish in the sea. These are the fish.
Absolutely nobody:
nerrible
memory
(Me
Si-.,
Absolutely nobody: nerrible memory (Me Si-.,
me as a kid reading the back of the box on the new game I got, over and over on the car ride home
me as a kid reading the back of the box on the new game I got, over and over on the car ride home
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE
TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
HorniTheImp HorniTheImp
4 oct 2020
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
Not sure if I'm scared enough. I do not feel repelled. Ils something wrong with me?
awfulPage awfulPage
17 jun
Not sure if I'm scared enough. I do not feel repelled. Ils something wrong with me?
NASA when an asteroid narrowly misses the earth by 545 million miles
CommunistMoose CommunistMoose
5 dec 2020
NASA when an asteroid narrowly misses the earth by 545 million miles
vegans when they realize they are made of meat
nh03 nh03
29 oct 2020
vegans when they realize they are made of meat
Adam
@adamthealright
Is this too much to ask for?
Adam @adamthealright Is this too much to ask for?
Your crush
says "AWW
you are so cute"
Not to you
She said it to your dog
Alexander_SlyfeeR Alexander_SlyfeeR
22 sep 2020
Your crush says "AWW you are so cute" Not to you She said it to your dog
WHEN SOMEONES ASKS IF YOU'RE OKAY
sLT4cHiNeEz sLT4cHiNeEz
15 oct 2020
WHEN SOMEONES ASKS IF YOU'RE OKAY
When you touch the smallest amount of anti seize:
Deanus_Satanus Deanus_Satanus
28 nov 2020
When you touch the smallest amount of anti seize:
No one -
Every music video
of the
No one - Every music video of the
When COVID-19 is over and you can finally go finish the grade.
When COVID-19 is over and you can finally go finish the grade.
PLEASE HELP LOST DOG
Munchie78 Munchie78
25 sep 2020
PLEASE HELP LOST DOG
*walks into debate club*
"you're all wrong"
*doesn't elaborate*
samn00ted27
10 apr
*walks into debate club* "you're all wrong" *doesn't elaborate*
NS
This Tomb Raider sure has a lot of upper protection with guns like those.
elated_davidsirdude elated_davidsirdude
10 oct 2020
NS This Tomb Raider sure has a lot of upper protection with guns like those.