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    • Someone’s been watching too much Rick and Morty jeez
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    • Truuuuuuuueeeeeeerr
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    • More like turning poop into food.. am I right fellas?!
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    • So many nihilists on this fuckin app. Geez
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    • We're actually eight pounds of brain meat piloting a shitty, fleshy exosuit
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    • Don’t know about y’all but I’m tryna live a little fuck a lot
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    • On a quest for some dopamine
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    • bigd1997 17 may
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    • Kiwittle 17 may
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    • excuse you! im trying to f*ck A LOT!
      chop_stix 20 may
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    • Waitwaaat 19 may
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    • A little?
      tbone1371 18 may
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    • a lot*
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    • You are a brain piloting a Skeleton that wears an outfit made of meat.
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    • When u get into science about organs and stuff it’s actually way cooler and fascinating how it is all synchronized together to create what we call life
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    • A LITTLE?
      bignig123 18 may
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    • Indeed we are
      KumaTaro 18 may
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    • That’s why I always try donate blood because I don’t like having that much
      ImBoYo 18 may
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    • “A little”
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    • i’m just tryna play video games and cry
      breep 18 may
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    • Trying to fuck a lot*
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    • No, I'm a magic skeleton powered by electricity and covered in muscles
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    • Actually our blood isn't really "sloshing" due to our closed circulatory system.
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    • Someone’s a nihilist retard and doesn’t realize the true potential and glory of God’s creation
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    • smokeSYD 17 may
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    • 5 liters of pure sexual energy
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    • SeksyHo 21 may
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    • We're also just a pink curly thing that controls a crappy vessel that only lasts us about 80 years
      Yakzy 21 may
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    • Trying to fuck a lot*
      dJAMES 19 may
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    • holy_moly 19 may
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    • A little?
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    • “a little” is an understatement
      Maenzee 19 may
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    • Yes but look at what we have done ... I mean, they did surgery on a grape
      FLeone 18 may
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    • Yeah, except girls don’t poop, so...
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    • We're also flying through the universe on a giant space rock orbiting an unfathomably large continuous explosion that we need to live
      tacos2day 18 may
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    • 5 liters of blood? I would’ve guessed more
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    • A little?
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    • Who else read that as like, the OP wanting to fuck a little from ddlg
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    • To be human is more than just that. Not that you'd know.
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    • Oh...that might be me
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    • Oriasaach 18 may
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    • Yeah, except we also have brains with more complexity than that.
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    • When you make a third grade realization and think you are some philosophical expert
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    • U guys getting fucked?
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    • Yeah just a simple blood bag not at all a complex intricate machine a most magnificent tool built before given form before given essence a purpose to fulfill
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    • We are actually just space dust that is squishy and wet. Each person is a ball of wet electricity controlling a body which trades nutrients with the Earth to live longer and hopefully get the chance to reproduce with slightly different bodies
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    • Yeah no... you forgot about the electrical energy running through your systems keeping everything constantly moving with a PURPOSE if you’re not a zombie dumbass
      Aeon_soul 17 may
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    • We’re just the electric pulses being sent through the trillions of neurons in our brain. We’re just those pulses reacting in a universe made up of nothing other than particles and waves. Every sensory experience comes from those electric pulses going through your neurons and temporarily activating
      Badboy69 17 may
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    • Gotta love disassociation making normal things wierd
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    • Not really into ddlg but if you wana fuck a little i guess its cool as long as shes legal
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    • Why does it say trying to fuck A LITTLE when it should say fucking a lot
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    • A little?
      Kappycake 21 may
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    • We can also invent fiat currency and make all the other meat bags into debt slaves
      Khadgar 20 may
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    • What’s up meat bags
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    • Stupid
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    • Id say carbon or cells but ok man
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    • That’s kind of hot
      DanBTD 19 may
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    • Liver and bladder: "am I a joke to you?"
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    • That's just what we do to keep our vehicles happy.
      Frakkit 19 may
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    • *alot
      WuZiMu 18 may
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    • I'm in this picture and I don't like it
      Cman340 18 may
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    • Well he's not wrong.
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    • That's the true true
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    • A little? No. A LOT
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    • You get me man
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    • Bags of nutrients for other organisms lol
      mega1max 18 may
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    • Dissociate hard enough and nothing matters
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    • In trying to fuck a lot actually
      mrfreeD 18 may
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    • This is a massive black and white and nihilistic simplification of human existence.
      coneboy 18 may
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    • Kid
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    • wow bro that’s deep you should kill yourself and shit
      Reezone 18 may
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    • Nah.
      Reichdeer 18 may
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    • A little?
      Ofenced 18 may
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    • Fuck, someone’s ready for season 4 of the Back to the Future parody. Can I have some salt with my edge, please?
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    • Thats literally how the globalist see us
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    • We eat, we fuck, we shit, we kill and we die. Add eat ass into this for me.
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    • Basically
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    • Big mood
      VGMcCloud 18 may
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    • Speak for yourself, I’m trying to learn calculus
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    • "A little"
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    • Fuck a little?
      ExsusFade 18 may
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    • Trying to fuck a lot
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    • So basically there’s no point to life
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    • A little?
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    • you can look at life simple like that if you want
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    • And turning oxygen into carbon dioxide.
      DN13 18 may
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    • I could go for a little fuck. Going for an ugly chick right now who’s personality I’m super into. Wish me luck!
      uberbunk 18 may
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    • Trying to fuck a lot actually
      rikkk 18 may
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