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    • Why the fuck is groot in a suit the background to this
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    • VKGunner 26 jul
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    • elliptical transportation
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    • adored fight
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    • I'm sure theirs more pizza places than police stations so that first line is fucking stupid
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    • Imagine someone kicking in your door, as your pulling your gun the dominos delivery guy just bolts in outta nowhere, 12 gauge in one hand and your pizza in the other. Turns the robbers brains into pink mist and just turns to you and with a blank expression goes “that’ll be $17.99”
      Collier 29 jul
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    • As a delivery driver this be straight facts
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    • My Papa Johns is always super late, which is actually a good thing. You get a free pizza coupon in the mail if its late. Order the free pizza, it shows up late, get another. We are currently on a 3 free pizza chain. I think the longest chain was like 6-7
      Seeker227 29 jul
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    • I don't understand these memes with Groot in a suit
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    • Does no one else think the groot suit photo is scary?
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    • Thanks groot
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    • Not if your ordering from dominos, FUCK.
      Redbutton 27 jul
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    • Its true. That's why I don't put food in my trunk cause thats where my gun rack is.
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    • Groot in a Soot
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    • Pizza but would only sho(o)t the bad guy, police would sh(0)ot everyone in the house and the nearest UPS driver and then go on paid vacation
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    • He’s Swedish you absolute lemming
      AdaShelby 27 jul
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    • What I don't get about this meme is how pizza gets to your house before police do. Like bitch where do you live that the cops take that long to get to your house. If I called the cops and said someone was breaking into my house then they would be here in under 2 minutes.
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    • Grout in a suit spitting fax tho
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    • That’s Swedish Chef you Retard
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    • First of all, False. Second, you people are trying to defund the police anyway.
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    • I'm a delivery driver and the quickest possible delivery would be about 15 minutes. That's if we're slow and you live close by. In which case the police would still arrive sooner. What a dumbass quote.
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    • But that’s the Swedish chef lol
      cheeko 26 jul
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    • Groot in da suit
      gallaxii 26 jul
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    • Groot in a soot
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    • that's the swedish chef, uncultured swine
      leah329 26 jul
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    • Why don’t pizza companies just because private protection service that will give you pizza and shot any intruder, so the pizza call thing where someone is holding you hostage will work because you will be calling papa johns and the pizza man will show up with the pizza and a gun.
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    • *I am groot
      Kalvahden 26 jul
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    • Ah yes groot joker
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    • Oh my fucking god hes fucking SWEDISH
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    • This fucking guy: “Aw shit my house is getting robbed lemme order some Dominos” ..... “ohh yah shit the Police, better call the police”
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    • Then why the fuck does it take dominoes an hour to deliver a large pizza
      sinaxus 26 jul
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    • Pizza guy here, im always strapped
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    • Me: *Orders pizza* *glass smashes* instructions: Bring a weapon someones robbing my house
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    • Im black and live in Detroit and still get shot by the police before dominos gets delivered
      fuukyou 26 jul
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    • you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for groot in a suit
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    • Why is Swedish chef speaking like an Italian?
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    • This was featured
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    • But Swedish chef is swedish
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    • Is that a blunderbuss...hes going to hit everyone in the room with nails I dont want the pizza guy
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    • Or you know, hit up Jake from State Farm.
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    • He's Swedish you fuck-nut
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    • Isn't he swedish? Or is that a different muppet
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    • I live in an area with a lot of trees and last time we needed the fire truck, it took 30 minutes (I can do the drive from my house to the fire station in 5, without breaking speed limit)
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    • Gruit
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    • wanna know whats fucked up i called the police twice(for things i wont say) and they never came
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    • Its bc pizza places r capitalist run and therefore pizza places have to deliver pizzas faster than the competition. Police are government funded and have nobody to compete with, they r just trying to be as fast as possible and sadly humans only perform better with competition
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    • That would be kinda cool actually, we get rid of all police and just replace them with fully armed pizzerias.
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    • Everybody like: why is it groot in a suit. Becuase that’s the fucking point of the meme dumbass
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    • Groom lookin phresh
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    • Why is groot in a suit tho
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    • It’s almost as if you can only order from pizza places that are nearby
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    • I posted it first guys
      Views 26 jul
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    • Does anyone know how this meme was made???
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    • Why so little comment
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    • But he's Swedish!
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    • okay but why is groot there
      zuccage 26 jul
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    • That's f*cking Swedish Chef, uncultured swine
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    • Being in a hurricane sucks
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    • Where the fuck do yall live where the pizza gets there that fast. It takes that shit atleast 30 minutes to even bake.
      dreman98 26 jul
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    • We live in a society
      BoyLad 26 jul
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    • Like 80 percent sure that's swedish chef from the muppets, hes not italian
      balime 26 jul
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    • It’s even funnier the 5rd time
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    • One of the reasons I question extra sauce in a crime ridden neighborhood. My delivery driver arrived covered in the pizza sauce.
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    • He’s Swedish not Italian!
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