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    • Imagine having to pay your significant other for sex
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    • You’re paying either way no matter what
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    • Imagine loving somebody and having to buy their affection
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    • *me talking to my wife...."Well would you look at that. You get absolutely nothing for your birthday. "
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    • Honestly not sure if we’d be able to afford putting $10 in every time
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    • my girl is constantly horny
      ASHBEATS 14 sep
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    • oh lord you better start saving.. ya boy’s getting that ps5
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    • What about when I jack it. That way I treat myself to a rad fuckin birthday car.
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    • I'm a 21 year old virgin (rip) so I'm no expert but if you have to bribe your partner for sex, it's not a healthy relationship
      Kenny99 14 sep
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    • That's a really expensive birthday present, if you have sex every other day it comes out to1825 dollars
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    • My girl is hornier than me tf sometimes I got to tell her no and let my dick rest a couple of days cuz of how raw it is
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    • 3,650 ain’t that much
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    • Damn she a 10$ hooker
      Zach2004 15 sep
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    • Dam a new car it is 😉
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    • Imagine only doing nice things to ur partner as long as you have sex all the time. Hes a keeper 🙄
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    • Wow that person must rarely get to have sex with his wife
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    • Her $10 is nothing compared to the $50-200 you spent on the date required to get laid
      BlameGame 14 sep
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    • Why is Ifunny so full of sexual related shit lately? I haven't seen one normal feature.
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    • My girl’s birthday is today, she got about 25 fucks worth of gifts.
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    • I've come back to ifunny after a year or two and see this 😐
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    • I mean or they deserve someone else if you dont get them anything for their birthday from you, maybe us your fucking brain instead of thinking sex 24/7
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    • Ten buck fuck
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    • Fuck that, $10 for every orgasm you give me. You fucking deserve it 🙌🏻
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    • Like and then dm me for nudies owO
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    • Every time we have six what?
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    • this is kinda autistic
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    • If only have $3.74 in the jar
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    • I showed this to my boyfriend and we laughed and fucked. So thank you
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    • wtf is s💥x
      Bearchaw 14 sep
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    • If this is how relationships be nowadays, then thank god im single
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    • I did this for my bf one year just to see how much the jar would rack up and surprisingly, I liked the idea. When his bday came around, giving him cash was so much easier than trying to get him a gift. Plus, he spent the money on whatever he wanted. I might do this again, lol
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    • Put a MLP figurine in there and we’re talking
      KVGE 15 sep
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    • Ah yes, the negotiator
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    • The dude isn't paying, the female is. Yall some dumb cunts I'll tell ya what
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    • S💥X
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    • My boyfriend couldn't afford to do that but thats okay cause my idea of a great birthday is stuffed shells and video games
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    • Imagine being so bad in bed you have to bride your partner to fuck
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    • I wonder what's the word behind that emoji
      CumCartel 14 sep
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    • It's time to retire boys
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    • $10 hella too much
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    • Sex
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    • RELATIONSHIPS ARE FOR WOMEN. THEY NEED MEN. MEN NEED TO GO OUT THERE AND JUST FUCK ALL OF THEM
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    • as I was reading the meme I already had " prostitution with extra steps" in my head.
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    • That’s not prostitution at all lmfaoo
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    • Just leave her if you have a problem with it. Dumbass
      De_gato 14 sep
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    • guys it says sex btw
      _Oppy 14 sep
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    • Ah so you literally base your partners worth off of sex? Good to know you’re trash
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    • Guys... he spelled socks wrong, but she gonna make alot of money.👍
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    • Dont let ifunny censor the news
      IFNN 15 sep
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    • If you're not happy with someone, leave them..? Is that so hard to comprehend?
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    • I prefer proper grammar as my present but ok
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    • What is sox
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    • S*x?! 🤢
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    • ok but that’s a lot of fucking money even if it’s only once a day
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    • That means I don't have to pay for gas anymore
      blue_too 14 sep
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    • As much as my girlfriend loves having sex with me MAN I’d have $5
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    • Ima try this with my gf see how this plans out
      tanjesus 17 sep
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    • Everyones a simp for assuming he pays her
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    • To be fair she didnt say the $10 was going to be from him
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    • I wish i had a gf but im too anti social to try asburgers sucks
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    • So sex is only worth $10 for that guy?
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    • 1 or 2 bucks would buy a nice gift, no need for 10
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    • 0 so far!
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    • Imagine thinking a relationship is built around sex
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    • That wouldn’t be a problem for me but I don’t want expensive gifts I’d way rather prefer sincere ones plus putting materialistic views on a action that should be viewed as meaningful also sucks dick
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    • Relationships are just long term prostitute but instead of just money you trade gifts, love and affection for the same
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    • Lol if she doesn't put out for shit just break up with her. Or feed her viagra and hide her toys..
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    • If you have to do this you need to work on your dick game. Lol
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    • Why tf is this featured?
      AcidHead 14 sep
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    • Classy
      Tanarri27 14 sep
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    • Does anyone remember Word Rescue? That shit slapped in 2nd grade rainy day recess
      Fridays 14 sep
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    • So anyway, I was already $500 in and she gave me those fuck me eyes. We have just been given our 30 day notice for not paying rent.
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    • A $10 whore? I think she might get angry. Oh wait, she’s a woman. Anger is a certainty.
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    • Why does she talk like she's mentally disabled
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    • My wife wants to play 12 times a day. When I only want to play 3 times a week
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    • I mean do you think we could afford this? SWEET_FLOWER_NEKO
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    • So it's like 300 dollars a month.
      GreatPaul 14 sep
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    • More like reverse prostitution
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    • Good
      DoughBois 14 sep
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    • Who buys birthday gifts for a prostitute
      ckj2017 14 sep
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    • Welcome to most relationships. You get what you've earned.
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    • me and my gf do that, we have over 1k saved up for a vacation fund
      yourmotha 17 sep
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    • I’m very sexual, but also petty at times..that would probably detour me
      JinjoLove 17 sep
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    • Okay but why is the rick and morty imagine in like 144p, looks like someone printed a screenshot
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    • Only if it's the guy collecting from the girl
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    • To be honest I've been feeling a bit lonely lately. My boyfriend has been really distant and I tried talking about it but he just got defensive and brushed it off but the distance between us is really getting to me and I'm afraid I'm gonna relapse again.
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    • Sex every night
      AsklFunny 17 sep
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    • Your right, I should do this to my boyfriend. 🤣 He barely has sex with me.
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    • That's not a bad idea actually.
      JagSwag97 17 sep
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    • I bet it works though
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    • Damn I’d be broke as fuck
      Wat69 17 sep
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    • I'd fill that jar so fast
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    • Lol if girls did this but for having them cum there probably be nothing for guys bday present
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    • Idk if it's because I'm 19 but me and my girlfriend have sex quite a lot, I'd owe her like $2300 and would lose my sex drive. Why would he wanna do that
      Valorox 17 sep
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    • That’s playing with fire
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    • sugar daddies & moms are also legal prostitution
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    • Women don't want sex tho
      dandjman 17 sep
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    • Can I give anybody 10 dollars here I’m lonely 😔
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    • when my wife asks for money i jokingly tell her $10 a pop. she's an earner. sometimes 5 times a day. 14 years and still good good lovin.
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    • This is...smart. I will do this in my next relationship
      Kise 17 sep
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