We have three Pitch Perfect movies, eleventy billion Fast and the Furious,
14 remakes of Spiderman, and not one gotdamn Robert Smalls movie.
I would watch the HELL out of that.
Meet Robert Smalls I
- Born into slavery in 1839
Steals a Confederate military ship in 1861
Disguises himself as the captain
Uses the secret code book and hand signals to pass Confederate guard ships
Rescues more slaves and their families
- Escapes to freedom
- Works as military advisor to the
Union until war ends
- Buys a house
Runs for Congress
I - Lives happily ever after