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    • A motivated crackhead would fake shootings...
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    • "They work cheap" "Pay them a base salary of $30k a year," yep, something tells me a high schooler who's never worked full time made this one.
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    • Now that we have White Obama and Black Hillary taking control, can we assume that school shootings will now resume? Just saying...
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    • You ain't getting between me and my crack
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    • I just picture kids knowing and interacting with their school’s crack head like he’s just part of the faculty. “Hey crackhead Willy! Eat this shit for $5?”
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    • 30k a year? I'm a security guard and I dont even make that much
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    • I'm no crackhead but I am equally monetarily motivated
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    • Hey, if you know where you can buy an AR for $300, help a brother out....
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    • Good way to get crackheads to start shooting up schools lmao and splitting the money
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    • High capacity assault crackhead
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    • So then just hire someone to shoot up the school for 2k and boom 8k profit
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    • I’ve seen niggas on pcp take over 20 9mm shots to go down
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    • Y’all are placing the bar way to high. I swear you give this man 200 a week and he would do it
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    • Where u buying your 300$ AR's I need to know?
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    • You know this is an old meme when they say "$300 AR". Hoarders ruined the entire market.
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    • Keep em in the cellar doing crack and the principle has a button on their desk which simultaneously calls the police and releases the crack head
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    • This person is clearly in familiar with the cobra effect and how when governments step in to fix things they often make then worse. This idea literally just incentivizes MORE school shootings. He doesn't know the first thing about Crack heads.
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    • Police are usually forced to noon crackheads because their so zooked out of their mind that their body doesnt register the shots they receive and continue being a threat
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    • It's more ironic that it's Tyrone Biggums in the photo
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    • Smoking men
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    • Crackhead be like
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    • This entire example involves giving a fucking crackhead a gun in a school zone
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    • I hate black people
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    • shit maybe oregon’s on the right path
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    • Or hear me out...trained...attack crows
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    • They could also act as drugsniffing humans. Bet he know jake is selling and that dude that sleeps outside got crack.. Wait thats him!
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    • I read this whole thing in Chappelle's voice.
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    • Seen someone get shot while on meth. The mf kept going. Its real.
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    • If it's a 9mm or something, I dont think a crackhead can take on a .223
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    • But then all the school shooter has to do is give the dude crack and tell him to fuck off
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    • Gets paid once and overdoses, now you’re out a guard.
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    • Your gonna need a big supply cause after 10k that muffuca gonna die.
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    • They would stop showing up if no shooters after the first 15 minutes
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    • “It was an inside job”
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    • wholesome keanu reeves 100 modern problems require modern solutions thank you for the gold kind stranger everyone liked that
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    • Yea... crack doesn’t exactly overpower a 5.56 lobotomy, but I do like where this is going l.
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    • Haha!
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    • Two people with nothing to lose, but one is a scared child and the other is a 50 year old man who has seen the worst of humanity.
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    • You mean to tell me I'd be getting paid less than a crackhead?
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    • Crackhead proceeds to invite people he knows to try and cause shootings, and then earns more money
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    • Tactical crackhead
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    • That salary is more then substitutes and paraprofessionals make in my state at least 😅
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    • Good idea, but if you add that bonus, no bueno. You said so yourself, crackheads are money motivated. If those bonuses don't come around, they'll make their own.
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    • Y’all, on an unrelated note I have a hypothetical situation where I’m trying to cheaply arm and uniform a militia through purely private individual sales. What should I use?
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    • Me at school chilling with the friendly neighborhood crackhead
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    • Crackheads can’t feel pain
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    • Oregan solutions
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    • Only problem is that school shootings are rare as fuck
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    • Now you'll just have crackhead running into the school with guns to have the other crackhead stop them so they can each have $5,000 for crack.
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    • I mean all it takes is a solid shit to the head to hit the instant off switch
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    • Theyd do it for 5 bucks
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    • $300 AR? Thats disgusting. Where? I must destroy these with my drill press immediately
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    • Crack fean to the shooter
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    • I’m addicted to crack I can confirm I would do this.
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    • He would probably shoot the kids
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    • I think a veteran would work better but I like the thought process...
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    • "Pasty dork" sounds good. But the reality is if the kid isnt a total fucking retard he will off the cracktard first.
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    • I remember making 30k in a year...worked a shit load of overtime just to get there.......
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    • They also have a great will to live so they can have crack again. That mf gone as soon as he sees a shooter. 30k is enough for his addiction
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    • Im 100% positive they would ra pe one of the kids. I guarantee you this shit
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    • It’s true you know
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    • Thought the meme said Modern Problems Require Modern Shotguns
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    • Drug tests but they have to test positive for crack
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    • Lmao base salary of 30k is more than my job, wanna die not gonna lie
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    • I give 3 to 1 odds in favor of crackhead security over incel school shooter, 5 to 1 given a crack tonic
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    • Or... Hear me out... We could use veterans with actual experience...
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    • Bruh how strong you think a crackhead is they just skin and bone after a while they are going to take a bullet as well as a inch of drywall da fuck
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    • I mean...
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    • Wholy shit other than the minor fact they could noon a student feom being high on the job
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    • Better yet. Just pay them with crack
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    • Oregon be like
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    • Shit security now make less then 30k a year fuck 28k where I am for security is high
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    • Only problem I can see is possibly staging shootings to stop so as to acquire more money
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    • Oregon's new public safety plan
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    • That's actually....not a bad idea. Though please link me wherever the fuck you're buying AR's for $300
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    • They’re gonna show up to the school with the guns after they run out of meth
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    • dudes in Oregon 10 steps ahead of us
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    • This is a job for Tyrone Biggums
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    • Mfw Tyrone biggums
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    • The problem with crackheads is they are motivated right until they have enough money to buy even a little bit of crack. Then you will never see them again
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    • Nah 10k too much the bonus should be simple and motivating, a peanut butter and crack sandwich if you will
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    • “Some pasty dude with an ar” idc how drugged up you are a round to the head would take them out
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    • I mean true
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    • You guys still have crackheads. I thought meth was running the gauntlet along with heroin
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    • This is legitimately genius
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    • Oregon style security guards
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    • Those crack heads would stage a school shooting every other month
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    • Then the crackheads would start dealing to the kids and double if not triple their earnings.
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    • Honestly I see nothing wrong with this plan
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    • Plot twist: the guard hires a random kid to bring his dad's gun to school for 1000 bucks so he can stop him
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    • Lmao just giving the school drug dealer a customer
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    • Crackheads aren’t strong bro they’re skinny little twigs they just don’t feel pain lol. You can beat one up if you had to
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    • Bro for $30k a year I'll do whatever the fuck you want
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    • Just sprinkle some crack on them if they get shot
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    • I don't know about guns, but crackheads would be breaking into kids lockers looking for something else.
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    • Crackheads getting paid more than teachers
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    • Well fuck I’ll do it for 40k a year. Where y’all live California?
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    • Yeah untill he wants more money and tries to stab the principle with a pencil
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    • Lookin at you oragon
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    • I can actually hear Dave Chappell saying this for some reason
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    • At least 1 crack
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    • Bruv, hell OD in a week, high tunrove for that job
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