we could be cats cuddling inside the banana plushie
Cats Cats
22 sep 2020
we could be cats cuddling inside the banana plushie
don't know what crime he committed, but he should have heard the police coming.
TiffanyOdell TiffanyOdell
23 oct 2020
don't know what crime he committed, but he should have heard the police coming.
here are six stimulus checks hidden in chocolate bars throughout the country.
JudgementalRooster
28 dec 2020
here are six stimulus checks hidden in chocolate bars throughout the country.
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard?
A: Put him in your backyard!
doting_spicy doting_spicy
17 jun
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard? A: Put him in your backyard!
Cornholio? I haven't heard that name in years...
TheGraynooner1993 TheGraynooner1993
3 nov 2020
Cornholio? I haven't heard that name in years...
What in the world?! Made you look!
wy on -
fe
SS
varied_cause_420 varied_cause_420
17 dec 2020
What in the world?! Made you look! wy on - fe SS
Toothless or dog offers comfort to people who hate going to the dentist
Dog
guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.
Gain Gain
26 sep 2020
Toothless or dog offers comfort to people who hate going to the dentist Dog guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.
5 yo Me: "Mom I don wanna get out the cat. it's raining! I'm scared!"
My Mom: "Come on sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of"
The Rain:
The_Surfing_Pikachu The_Surfing_Pikachu
24 sep 2020
5 yo Me: "Mom I don wanna get out the cat. it's raining! I'm scared!" My Mom: "Come on sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of" The Rain:
When you realize he lied about just the tip and he rips into your ass like a $30 taco bell order
kingofsamoa kingofsamoa
5 apr
When you realize he lied about just the tip and he rips into your ass like a $30 taco bell order
When you were ready for
but they end up resolving it di di
King_Of_Potatoes King_Of_Potatoes
5 oct 2020
When you were ready for but they end up resolving it di di
Two types of people:
1. The person who sees the pizza
2. The person who hopes the seagull gets pizza.
drop the pizza!
distant_hilariouxs distant_hilariouxs
27 jan 2021
Two types of people: 1. The person who sees the pizza 2. The person who hopes the seagull gets pizza. drop the pizza!
About to watch some Netflix
Cheekiemonkeybuns Cheekiemonkeybuns
14 dec 2020
About to watch some Netflix
When Jesus hits me with the Holy
love and forgivness:
*Incoherent sobbing*
When Jesus hits me with the Holy love and forgivness: *Incoherent sobbing*
me: wants dog
me: gets dog
me and dog:
Samy Samy
25 sep 2020
me: wants dog me: gets dog me and dog:
The exact face you make when the teacher calls on you and you have no idea what the right answer is:
The exact face you make when the teacher calls on you and you have no idea what the right answer is:
Th''s Glock Finna Give You A Clue
shitmemesfordays shitmemesfordays
22 jan 2021
Th''s Glock Finna Give You A Clue