• we are reopening next month. to
make up for what we lost during the
pandemic, tickets will be $2,500
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    • 2500? One of the princesses better suck my dick and call me daddy for that kinda money!
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    • Finally some discounted tickets to Disney
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    • People would still pay. Guaranteed
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    • Finally they’re on sale
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    • For $2500 I want Anna and elsa to suck me off while I have strawberry filled churros on the ferries wheel
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    • Finally some discounted tickets to Disney
      baker570 17 jun
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    • Oh only 10$ more? Nice
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    • Be cool to see the castle get blown up.
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    • Sad part is I’m sure ppl would still pay for it
      Levi_USMC 17 jun
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    • Thats cheap. They make more from the food sales
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    • And the lines would still be just as long
      Curvz 17 jun
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    • Hey its only an extra 50 bucks
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    • Went there on vacation when I was 17 with my uncle's family. He had a timeshare of up to 5 ppl so I had to pay for my own ticket and other things. It was like $1000 something. He reimbursed me under the table cause he said he wanted his bomb ass kids to see what hard work looks like.
      Mini_ 17 jun
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    • they fucking butchered my man Artemis Fowl for just a little padding on Disney+ The Great mouse can fuck himself
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    • That can’t be real
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    • And Karen's will still pay for it and neglect their kids while they go take pictures of ice cream or some shit.
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    • Aren’t they like that normally?
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    • If they add really good incentives like helping me with my fall college classes maybe
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    • So they’re cheaper now?
      mhurl 18 jun
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    • Go fuck yourselves Disney, as if you ain’t rich asf already
      tmann615 17 jun
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    • At least they’re honest
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    • Then how much for parking?
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    • No rides are open and the wait is 2 hours for all bathrooms. Fuck You Kindly, Disney.
      KVGE 18 jun
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    • Haircut place charging $2 extra kek
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    • Omg they've raised their prices by like $30!
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    • In reality a family of 4 all disney parks including regular hotel 6 nights..about $5200.00
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    • Wouldn't it be smarter to lower ticket prices so more people come? Making it higher would do more damage than when they were closed
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    • They didn’t lose shit. My family back home booked reservations with them a long time ago and they all got canceled because of COVID. Disney isn’t refunding shit
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    • Imagine paying to go to Disney
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    • That’s ridickulously over priced. I can see it happening lol.
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    • No thank you I'm going in 2021 and I have to pay a little over 1000
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    • That’s cheaper than it is now.
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    • Now I’m definitely never going to Disney place
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    • That sounds like something disney would do
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    • Once I'm VP of Disneyland I'm definitely going to be changing the crazy prices. My personal preference is free entry and then bringing back differently priced tickets per ride
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    • I want to start a high-octane, 40 acre go-cart track and in the center of the track, demolition derby/ real Rocket league
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    • It’s about time they offered discounted prices
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    • Is that not already the price? 😂
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    • Hell yeah disney with no poor people that’s worth more than you think
      Saleen28 18 jun
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    • Dead ass there’s gonna be a sky rocket of cases when it opens
      harryjedi 17 jun
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    • WEreN't tHeY NoRmaLlY LiKE tHaT
      redneck9 17 jun
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    • So, the tickets are cheaper?
      Locotrbl 17 jun
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    • People confused: yes, it's a comedy account. And I only know Disney World but tickets run about $100 a day per adult.
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    • They will also take a small child as payment for the pe/dos that run the place.
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    • Dude a weekend at dland was easily $2,500 before Covid. A bag of popcorns like $50
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    • Disney- no poor kids please
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    • Even if it wasn’t a joke I’d understand. Disney a piece of shit
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    • Once I’m VP of Disneyland I’m definitely going to be changing the crazy prices. My personal preference is lowering the cost of entry while keeping rides free to ride anytime with affordable yet not dirt cheap food with decent quality! Vote for me not that other guy
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    • Y’all know that this is a meme account right.
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    • I wouldn’t put it past them
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    • Water fountain > all of disney
      DuckMan 17 jun
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    • Are they not like that already
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    • So that's, what, a 10% increase?
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    • Wow thanks Disneyland!
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    • Seems legitimate
      Weird 17 jun
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    • Nice they made the tickets cheaper thanks Disney!
      Ekircher5 17 jun
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    • Wow they raised the fucking prices by a whole ten dollars? Outrageous
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    • That's a steal!
      itzelda 18 jun
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    • Did anything change? Lmao they always cost that much
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    • Disney alone has half the money currently in circulation I think they'll be fine
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    • they’re giving discounts?
      COVID_19 17 jun
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    • Correction it’s 25
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    • I've never been so I thought that was cheap
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    • Why does everyone think Disneyland is so expansive? It really isn’t....
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    • 2500$$?? Well slap some peanut butter on my dick and have goofy lick it off for that kinda money
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    • ShakyLUV 18 jun
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    • I know it’s a joke but that’s not how business works😂 prolly make less money overall with the tickets that expensive
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    • About time they went on sale
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    • So what, another 500 bucks. Dick heads. Ill just watch my free Disney+
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    • As if it wasn't already expensive enough, now everyone's going to have to make a deal with Davy Jones
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    • This is a parody Twitter account. The parks are trying to open but im not seeing prices.
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    • I don’t doubt this
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    • I live near an amusement park and it just opened back up today. They've added all kinds of things like an app on your phone to electronically hold your place in line. Wonder how much of a warning it gives you ahead of time before you're up next. Otherwise imma be booking it from a food stand.
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    • Meh sounds about right
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    • Season pass holders just got a new hustle
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    • ticked were cheaper than that before????
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    • Isn't that cheaper than before?
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    • ):
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    • You’d basically have the place to yourself
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    • I would pay
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    • What a deal
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    • I wouldnt even put it past them
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    • Bruh that is a discount
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    • All the Annual pass people will still pay that price
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    • Better get to fuck elsa and Helen parr for that money
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    • Imagine wasting money on Disney land
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    • This has to be a joke ?
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    • YOOOOO! DISNEY OUT HERE WITH THE DISCOUNT!!
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    • This has to be a joke
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    • Clearly y’all have never been to Orlando Disney. Tickets are a couple hundred but everything else is reasonably priced
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    • Wow they raised the whole price by a dollar
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    • So basically a 2% increase then?
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    • Disneyland is gay anyways
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    • can I get a FUCK disney
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    • I love a good sale
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    • This isn't true though.
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    • Universal park is better
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