We are Disney.
Lower your shields and surrender your ships.
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to service us.
Resistance is futile.
Scatty, I need warp speed now or we're all dead!
Sulu, get us out of here!
NCC1701_D NCC1701_D
27 sep 2020
We are Disney. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. Scatty, I need warp speed now or we're all dead! Sulu, get us out of here!
Just gonna cover that back up... - Just gonna cover that back up...
StephZoo StephZoo
23 sep 2020
Just gonna cover that back up... - Just gonna cover that back up...
Everybody wanna carry that weight, bu mignobody wanna carry that weight.
Everybody wanna carry that weight, bu mignobody wanna carry that weight.
Me: Its medicinal
Cop: Well first of all, that's a belt fed mahine gun
Tiara Tiara
14 sep 2020
Me: Its medicinal Cop: Well first of all, that's a belt fed mahine gun
Dear feminine product companies:
You need to start using buckets of fake blood to get my interest in your product.
SS
No more blue liquid, flowers, smiling girls. I want thunderstorms and angry faces and
screams of terror.
I want real.
Dear feminine product companies: You need to start using buckets of fake blood to get my interest in your product. SS No more blue liquid, flowers, smiling girls. I want thunderstorms and angry faces and screams of terror. I want real.
When you have no milk for your cookie
dravenz dravenz
2 mar
When you have no milk for your cookie
This kid looks like he's on his second divorce
JoeyjoejoeShabadooo JoeyjoejoeShabadooo
22 jan 2021
This kid looks like he's on his second divorce
>Playing Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl
Netplay at 3 AM
>All my matches are George Lopez players
>Playing Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl Netplay at 3 AM >All my matches are George Lopez players
Her: You wanna go upstairs?
Me: Sure...
Her: Do you have protection?
Me: W-why, what's up there?
ag
2old2meme 2old2meme
15 nov 2020
Her: You wanna go upstairs? Me: Sure... Her: Do you have protection? Me: W-why, what's up there? ag
When you try to take a seflie in a Vietnamese forest
13 faces detected
Vice Vice
27 jan
When you try to take a seflie in a Vietnamese forest 13 faces detected
Plumber: I finally unclogged your toilet
*Card declines*
Plumber:
meme_ster meme_ster
16 nov 2020
Plumber: I finally unclogged your toilet *Card declines* Plumber:
HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE RUB THINGS IN MY FACE
UNLESS IT'S BOOBS,
BOOBS WOULD BE OK!
okiejarhead71 okiejarhead71
28 sep 2020
HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE RUB THINGS IN MY FACE UNLESS IT'S BOOBS, BOOBS WOULD BE OK!
When you're at a store and see a
parent ignoring their out of control kid.
dwizzy9904 dwizzy9904
5 feb
When you're at a store and see a parent ignoring their out of control kid.
people who eat potato salad:
Kiwibob Kiwibob
9 apr
people who eat potato salad:
My face when I've had a fulltime job for years and never lost it through Covid plus just got a raise making $30 an hour and now I'm only getting $600 from the government BUT that won't cover the graphics card I want.
Unstopabull Unstopabull
21 dec 2020
My face when I've had a fulltime job for years and never lost it through Covid plus just got a raise making $30 an hour and now I'm only getting $600 from the government BUT that won't cover the graphics card I want.
(EARTH: 1984)
Sunny!
Look what I found!
Earth has cats too!
KingOfTheCrabs KingOfTheCrabs
29 sep 2020
(EARTH: 1984) Sunny! Look what I found! Earth has cats too!
Me: *accidentally makes eye contact with the crackhead outside of 7-11*
The crackhead:
of
YOur soul is mine.
ASS
BarrettFan101 BarrettFan101
15 dec 2020
Me: *accidentally makes eye contact with the crackhead outside of 7-11* The crackhead: of YOur soul is mine. ASS
this meme template
Me wondering why the drink for.
the dog has a straw
suckama suckama
24 sep 2020
this meme template Me wondering why the drink for. the dog has a straw
I copied my project from Wikipedia
PM
To protect from plagiarism, I then deleted that section from Wikipedia.
PM
rare
Modern problems require modern solutions
MichaelangeloDaVinci MichaelangeloDaVinci
28 dec 2020
I copied my project from Wikipedia PM To protect from plagiarism, I then deleted that section from Wikipedia. PM rare Modern problems require modern solutions
When you pull your dick out of a
Japanese girl and it's pixelated -
iron_dong iron_dong
26 oct 2020
When you pull your dick out of a Japanese girl and it's pixelated -