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    • The lazy river is where the dads go to actually have a nice peaceful time
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    • Attack my father like this again we're gonna have problems
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    • The lazy river is now reopened
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    • Why the fuck is this relatable
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    • I loved the lazy river as a kid I would speedrun that bitch
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    • JUST CALL ME DADDY
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    • As a former lifeguard this is true. I'd say there were more angry moms than lazy dads though
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    • That's where you find all the chill ass dad's who offer you wisdom
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    • Well call me a middle aged dad because that shit's the best.
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    • I'm 18 and that's my favorite thing though. Shits really relaxed.
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    • Basically the truth
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    • The lazy river is the shit. Nothing beats a long day of walking around bare foot on concrete like lounging on a donut while being pushed by the gentle current on a hot summer
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    • A water park near me has a "lazy" river that has water cannons that shoot water at people, waterfalls that you can't avoid, and there are water blasters along the railing for people to shoot people going down it
      Sad_Dogg 6 apr
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    • Yo I always say “unfortunately we are out of (whatever they asked for) today can I et you something else?” And then I get screamed at for 5-10 minutes, I work at a fucking sams club 😂
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    • Litterally sending this to my dad rn
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    • If an amputee wore a snuggy,I don’t think it would be morally wrong to call them a s’nubby
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    • Boomer patrick
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    • Lazy river is the best thing at the waterpark no cap
      fucof 8 apr
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    • Lazy river is usually fucking chaotic
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    • I did a lazy river and floated into the middle of some Mexican family shouting at each other. Not the best experience
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    • I always imagined the water in a lazy river was cleaner than the rest of the park because it was circulating
      jack245 6 apr
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    • Everyone send this to your dad
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    • I remember when I could sleep in the river but now you have to get off after one round
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    • I walk in the lazy rivers instead of riding in the tubes
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    • All of the lazy rivers at my water park are full of screaming children and people who take up too many float tubes
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    • Lazy river is a PvP enabled zone
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    • When I wa little i accidentally torpedoed myself into some dudes nuts then I hauled ass
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    • Y’all adrenaline junkies will never understand the greatness of the lazy river
      BackTalk 8 apr
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    • "Oh ok"
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    • I never got this the lazy river is the best place you can just sit in the water a look at your phone or sexy milfs
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    • The lazy river is awesome until a small group of dickheads clog it up somewhere. Or you accidentally go under the waterfall when you were almost asleep.
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    • Honestly the lazy river is the most relaxing thing humanity can achieve
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    • Literally my dad.
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    • That would be me
      utedude 1 mar
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    • Ok but as a lifeguard I can confirm that most of the people in the lazy river are middle aged dads, problem is the other large group is loud obnoxious kids that make the lazy river hellish
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    • Wtf you talkin about, the lazy river is fun, it’s a constant motion that you play tag in with your friends😂
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    • I loved the lazy river cuz if you swam with the flow you would go fast as fucc
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    • I'm 17 but I still feel called out
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    • Lazy rivers are just canals full of pee and everyone's soaking genitals.
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    • Would race with my sibling to see who could circle round faster
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    • Motherfucker I like the lazy river too. Least the one around here empties into the wave pool
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    • Lmaoo
      Vallier 1 mar
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    • The lazy river was the best place to piss
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    • I would always swim around the lazy river with my brother. We would play tag in the water, prank the innocent people that were in their tubes. Those times were awesome.
      navytime 7 apr
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    • Lazy river and the wave pool are the only good water stuff in water parks. Fuck the giant slides an mediocre shows
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    • At my water park the lazy river got emptied of people and the workers were all standing in a line with gloves and little plastic cups tryna catch a turd.
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    • Leave my dad tf alone man
      XeroTime 6 apr
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    • The lazy river took the day off
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    • I honestly don't get anyone who relaxes on pool floaties, like why TF be at a water park if you tryna stay dry on a floaty? The only acceptable use is for war with you brother or some shiy
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    • "Well Mitch let's go to the wildest ride in this place. The line to the bathroom!"
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    • Best fuckin ride
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    • As a dad, I can confirm I love the lazy river when I take my kids to the water park. My kids also love it, so we do some rides, hit the wave pool, then all float for like 2 hours. Sometimes my toddler passes out on his donut and I've gotta pull him along.
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    • As a lifeguard I can say it’s more moms and little kids but yes this is pretty accurate
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    • Dude I’m not a dad and I would be a little upset
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    • Holy shit, I work at a waterpark and this is legitimately the reaction from most dads when we tell them that
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    • I worked at a water park and this is 100% relatable
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    • Lazy rivers are bless it’s so peaceful if you go really early
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    • Middle aged dads? I see a whole lot more obese moms and wrinkly grandmas
      hide_yo 6 apr
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    • Come on folks they need some sort of enjoyment after coming home to their bitch wife and annoying ass kids every day for 20 years
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    • Well I guess I'm a middle-aged dad now
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    • At hurricane harbor, the lazy river is the best part.
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    • Im in this meme and i dont like it. Even tho im only 17
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    • I fell asleep in a lazy river once
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    • My father is in this meme and i dont like it
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    • At my water park they would let you try to run the opposite way of the current as long as you didn't disrupt others so me and my sister would have a race all the way around against the current
      vakhel 5 apr
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    • So this is the thanks I get for working overtime
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    • bro he works all day he just wants to relax don’t attack him
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    • Hey fucko! I'm a middle aged dad and I only fuck with the lazy river when my kids are too bitch to do the scary shit. Also I live thirty mins away from Dollywood splash country so I put them to the test early
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    • But the slide, It speaks my name
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    • I ❤️ lazy rivers
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    • Hey I completely agree. I'm not a middle age dad and I feel that way
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    • Im 21 and relate
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    • I wish I had a dad...
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    • Yo this one time I was at raging waters in California and there was a turd in the water so they closed it.
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    • One time I fell asleep in the lazy river and got separated from my family for almost an hour. Never got in again until I was 15.
      AirN0mad 7 apr
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    • Ngl crusing through the lazy river with a mohito is my boomer fantasy
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    • Lazy rivers with bars are the best.
      Erlomast 6 apr
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    • Middle aged dads just want hot tubs
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    • I doodoo’d in the lazy river and made it the energized cyclone
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    • If the park is open why tf is the lazy river closed bitch I’m not going down slides now give me a raft and fuck off
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    • I love lazy rivers
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    • JUST CALL ME DADDY!
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    • They then migrate to the wave pool
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    • I’m 19 and the lazy river is the shit
      ZakkyZak 6 apr
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    • Middle aged moms*
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    • As someone who uses to work in a water park I can confirm this is true
      apotatoe 6 apr
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    • I’m a lifeguard and yeah literally
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    • PSA:Water parks around the country consistently have people in the lazy river type attraction get brain eating bacterial infections.
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    • Frick you guys the lazy river was my favorite and I’m not an old man
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    • Im a middle aged dad now?
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    • Lazy river river, warm day, ds, new game, zip lock bag, good shit
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