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Hates it when he smells fish, but finds none
Hates it when he smells fish, but finds none
Humans in 2020:
"The worst year to date."
Dogs in 2020:
"OH MY!
I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work.
We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats.
THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
unicornfucker
21 sep 2020
Humans in 2020: "The worst year to date." Dogs in 2020: "OH MY! I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work. We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats. THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
*while creating snake and spider*
God: Only 8 legs are left
Snake: Cool, I and spider will share 4-4
God:
sorry bro
*while creating snake and spider* God: Only 8 legs are left Snake: Cool, I and spider will share 4-4 God: sorry bro
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
FRESHTOWELS FRESHTOWELS
17 feb
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
This Man Is Risking His
Own Life To Save Dogs
From The Meat Industry
SE
The_Surfing_Pikachu The_Surfing_Pikachu
24 sep 2020
This Man Is Risking His Own Life To Save Dogs From The Meat Industry SE
When you're hittin it from behind and she screams "these cheese-fries are gangsta!"
When you're hittin it from behind and she screams "these cheese-fries are gangsta!"
When your mom says stay away from girls they will break your heart. But she don't know girls stay away from
you
phantom_g phantom_g
1 jan 2021
When your mom says stay away from girls they will break your heart. But she don't know girls stay away from you
kuchisabishu
When you're not hungry, but you cat because your mouth is lonely.
Pvt_Miller Pvt_Miller
20 sep 2020
kuchisabishu When you're not hungry, but you cat because your mouth is lonely.
My boss: you're fired
Mespause Netflix* why?
"bs
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
22 jun
My boss: you're fired Mespause Netflix* why? "bs
TIL Costco's hot dog has remained $1.50 since it was first introduced in 1984. After the company president complained they were losing money on it, CEO Jim Sinegal
put his foot down. "If you raise [the price of] the effing hot dog, will kill you,"
Sinegal said.
TIL Costco's hot dog has remained $1.50 since it was first introduced in 1984. After the company president complained they were losing money on it, CEO Jim Sinegal put his foot down. "If you raise [the price of] the effing hot dog, will kill you," Sinegal said.
disney exec: it's about a guy who thinks he's a monkey lol. probably don't need anything too crazy for the
soundtrack.
phil collins:
CourtneyChaos CourtneyChaos
24 nov 2020
disney exec: it's about a guy who thinks he's a monkey lol. probably don't need anything too crazy for the soundtrack. phil collins:
ORIGINAL
Rip Prince Philip x
AM - - Twitter for iPhone
ORIGINAL Rip Prince Philip x AM - - Twitter for iPhone
I'M SORRY BUT
NC
\ or
YOU LET THE HOT CHOCOLATE COOL
THET470441 THET470441
3 oct 2020
I'M SORRY BUT NC \ or YOU LET THE HOT CHOCOLATE COOL
The robber in my house watching me dead sprint at him naked with a tomahawk.
OrangeCokeGang OrangeCokeGang
6 apr
The robber in my house watching me dead sprint at him naked with a tomahawk.
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coo
Dog Runs For Mayor And Wins
Daily Dose OF Internet - views 1 year ago
love democracy.
yoden22 yoden22
22 sep 2020
aN coo Dog Runs For Mayor And Wins Daily Dose OF Internet - views 1 year ago love democracy.
When you eat a full ass Doritos chip and it slowly starts slicing your throat:
sugondeeze sugondeeze
8 dec 2020
When you eat a full ass Doritos chip and it slowly starts slicing your throat: