"Damn Girl! You tearing them Hot wings up!!"
MidnightAtarian MidnightAtarian
21 sep 2020
"Damn Girl! You tearing them Hot wings up!!"
My dog Is 16, so figured it's time for some driving lessons
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
My dog Is 16, so figured it's time for some driving lessons
when you expect a receding
hairline but you get a seceding
hairline instead
mp5asr mp5asr
22 apr
when you expect a receding hairline but you get a seceding hairline instead
WHEN YOU MEET THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS
AND YOU FIND SHE IS SO TALENTED.
endlessImahoemaker
14 apr
WHEN YOU MEET THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS AND YOU FIND SHE IS SO TALENTED.
"uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch
124,602 notes
awfulPage awfulPage
8d
"uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch 124,602 notes
When you're meeting your Internet friends for the first time for a range day, and they all pull up in identical black suburbans
BasedPepe BasedPepe
22 jun
When you're meeting your Internet friends for the first time for a range day, and they all pull up in identical black suburbans
THATS TWICE YOU'VE BATHED THIS MONTH
WHO IS SHE?
okiejarhead71 okiejarhead71
15 mar
THATS TWICE YOU'VE BATHED THIS MONTH WHO IS SHE?
when you carry a subcompact 380 and someones robbing the 711
not so fast crackhead-
MinnesotaWild MinnesotaWild
15 dec 2020
when you carry a subcompact 380 and someones robbing the 711 not so fast crackhead-
Unfunny girls love doing this face and think they're comedians
@ Sinnay @Le prince 95-
Bomboclaat
Societalissues Societalissues
30 sep 2020
Unfunny girls love doing this face and think they're comedians @ Sinnay @Le prince 95- Bomboclaat
Taco Bell employee: Sir, you don't need to moan after every item you order
Taco Bell employee: Sir, you don't need to moan after every item you order
Barber: What kinda cut you want?
Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm?
Barber: Say no more fam
Barber: What kinda cut you want? Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm? Barber: Say no more fam
munchkinbear munchkinbear
27 sep 2020
picey When your dog feels the beat!
I just hired this babysitter, can anyone tell me where can find a baby
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
24 feb
I just hired this babysitter, can anyone tell me where can find a baby
ra After explaining Reddit to my girlfriend, she said "So basically this?" (imour
427 comments share save hide give award report crosspost hide all child comments
[deleted] 363 points S I printed this picture out and now your girlfriend's tits are covered in my semen.
permaiink source s: gave-RES hide child comments
ChadEggman ChadEggman
16 apr
ra After explaining Reddit to my girlfriend, she said "So basically this?" (imour 427 comments share save hide give award report crosspost hide all child comments [deleted] 363 points S I printed this picture out and now your girlfriend's tits are covered in my semen. permaiink source s: gave-RES hide child comments
Me: "Mom buy me Lego Boba Fett"
Mom: "We have Lego Boba Fett at home, you
silly boy!"
Lego Boba Fett at home:
Jimmy_Mania Jimmy_Mania
26 sep 2020
Me: "Mom buy me Lego Boba Fett" Mom: "We have Lego Boba Fett at home, you silly boy!" Lego Boba Fett at home:
Bread maker: I've baked you're bread sir
Genius who's about to invent toast:
do it again
Spiders Spiders
4 dec 2020
Bread maker: I've baked you're bread sir Genius who's about to invent toast: do it again
When you take your little brother to
school and see your old teachers
th ney tnere, Gemons
me, ya boy.
Sketchers Sketchers
20 nov 2020
When you take your little brother to school and see your old teachers th ney tnere, Gemons me, ya boy.