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    • either find happiness by themselves or cry to sleep every night
      JT_81 22 jul
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    • Mostly lay down in existential dread knowing how I am a failure compared to my ancestors by being unable to find a suitable mate to rear my offspring
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    • Work, eat, sleep. Stare at PC desktop without choosing a game.
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    • Whatever we want. Youre a sad fucking person if you need someone else to bring structure to your life.
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    • Looking for their soul mate.
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    • Watch everyone get cheated on
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    • Masturbate, play guitar, work out, play online with the boy's, help my mom.
      kreammm 23 jul
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    • Have 100% of our fries
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    • Whatever the fuck we want
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    • Yeah but legit single people give better advice than people in a relationship
      De_gato 23 jul
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    • Coaches don't play the game
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    • Well I wasn’t single till my girlfriend turned into the moon
      _sokka_ 23 jul
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    • Single people giving relationship advice to other single people:
      Skrunky 23 jul
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    • Single people do the same fukin thing as everybody else, survive daily life until one day you can't survive anymore and then you and your shitty life will disappear and the shitty cycle continues with a different shitty person.
      theGspawt 23 jul
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    • Commit war crimes in Iraq
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    • Whatever we want
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    • Live in disillusion and pretend everything is ok
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    • We enjoy life lol
      pdogg911 23 jul
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    • Coaches don't play the game
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    • watch family guy intoxicated
      DrQuanta 23 jul
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    • live? the fuck else am i supposed to do
      Camacho 23 jul
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    • We wait for death, I thought that was obvious
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    • Fuck relationships 💔
      Lesbians 23 jul
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    • Video games and hang out
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    • Idk man, I have a gf now and shit still sucks, I live from moment to moment just being super happy, being okay, then going back to my baseline of “wow, this shits wack” I just try to drown it out by gaming but I have troubles sleeping because when I go to close my eyes and relax there is something
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    • Cry and videogames
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    • Have money
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    • Enjoy life
      surreall 23 jul
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    • Play games that piss me off because I still love them. Then go to work that pisses me off and I hate because I need money.
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    • If you need to ask that your legs have been open too long. Be selective, hoe.
      bman26 25 jul
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    • Have money, do what we want when we want to, no have to pander to someone, have money, but things we want without someone getting mad, have to ability to drink with friends anytime we want, focus on ourselves... should I go on
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    • Grind
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    • fuck other single people
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    • Shake stick at god.
      RC_Inpact 23 jul
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    • Go on iFunny
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    • Coach’s don’t play
      lexushi 23 jul
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    • Start to realize everything wrong with me and fix it until theirs nothing left to fix and then klll myself.
      Scramasax 23 jul
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    • Sports
      dreampie_ 23 jul
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    • Ive been single all my life and have never tried being in a relationship. So why the fuck do people always ask me for relationship advice?!
      TFKcrazed 23 jul
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    • Coaches don't play
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    • Coaches never play
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    • attempt to find fulfillment via creative output
      Neskah 23 jul
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    • During quarantine we eat, play video games, browse social media, beat off and go to bed. Not during quarantine we eat, play video games, beat off and go to bed.
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    • Wake up, exercise, go to work, take care of house, eat dinner, go to bed.
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    • Hate themselves and get stuck in a day-to-day routine of wake up, work, stress eat, shower, sit watching tv/doing nothing and get no sleep because of thoughts of regret
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    • Me personally, I like to look upon relationship memes with envious eyes.
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    • i usually just try to spend a majority of my free time living in my head
      poopie 23 jul
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    • Have spare money, do whatever the hell I want when I want to, be happy with myself, build myself for the future, etc....
      JMcK 23 jul
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    • Have actual hobbies and a life
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    • I have the bed to myself, not have to hear nagging and emotional outbursts, I can go anywhere I want at any time without having to wait for anyone, I can have a mess in my room until I decide that I want to clean it, I can date any woman, I dont have to pour my energy and feelings into a female that
      cobif 23 jul
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    • That's truer than I want it to be
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    • Live their life and follow their dreams.
      wspyder 23 jul
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    • Single people give the best advice but ones you get in a relationship you can’t follow your own advice
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    • Play video games
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    • Live with loneliness, which is either a good or bad thing depending on the person.
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    • Be happy
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    • Focus on my education and making myself a well rounded mature individual, so that when I do find someone im not just a ball and shackle around their ankle, but an independent partner who can contribute equally to our relationship.
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    • We chill, have mental break downs, chill some more, and then progress in our lives a little bit day by day
      Muppei 23 jul
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    • Masturbate
      JoeyC27 23 jul
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    • Being single is better than being in an abusive relationship
      planet26 23 jul
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    • Single people avoid relationships cause of people like you
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    • Why does this keep getting featured
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    • Coaches don’t play
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    • Start their 3rd new game+ for persona 5
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    • Coaches don't play
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    • Fuck tinder hoes
      Mastenoon 24 jul
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    • Guys, I actually need help lmao. So my ex broke up with me, I was okay with that, I started to move on, then a few days later she’s saying sorry and tells me she still likes me, so I told her I kinda like her too, few days later (yesterday) we agree to move on with our lives, and today... 1/2
      Geay 23 jul
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    • beat off, work, videogames
      groverr 23 jul
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    • Guide others to a treasure they themselves can’t possess
      Hulivron 23 jul
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    • Enjoy my own company
      BANKAl 23 jul
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    • So basically I started out obsessing that i was single and got pretty depressed from it, formed bad habits and actually nearly committed, then i decided thats not how i wanna live and forced myself to start making better choices and soon i found myself and got my feet back under me
      222tdt 23 jul
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    • Apparently I am the "Relationship guru" in my high school
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    • Do whatever they want without having to worry about making someone else happy all the damn time
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    • Masturbate
      KyKy 23 jul
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    • Got any advice, my ex is messaging me how depressed he is over getting dumped by the baby momma he stayed with. (I'm not laughing at him, but I don't know what to say to him to cheer him up, other than just saying hello once a day.)
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    • I'm single and I gave relationship advice to my younger sister when she got married. She was ready to leave her husband at the time. I got her to stay and they are doing great now.
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    • Bitch had a bf out the womb
      uglyhog 24 jul
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    • Coaches don’t play
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    • true story
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    • Play Video Games and go to school
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    • We play coach, watch people get cheated on, and be either happy or sad by ourselves
      RoyalPot 24 jul
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    • Save money, sleep,be lazy, wish they had a boyfriend but than reject people or wish they had a boyfriend and have no guy even look in their direction (me) , be third wheels, talk to whoever they want, be an introvert, sob any being lonely but than get stressed when they aren't, not share
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    • Usually girls who say this are sucking dick as a career
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    • Be sad that I got left for having not a high self esteem and and then be left again 8 days later for no reason
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    • Coaches dont play
      Doc3 23 jul
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    • Pain
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    • Most of the time we're either depressed or finally find how to be happy with ourselves.
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    • I hunt a lot. Uhh look at my phone eat dinner go to school. Wish I had a gf or someone to hangout with at least
      realcrow 23 jul
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    • Save there money.
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    • Do whatever the f we want 👌🏻
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    • Wake up. Jack off. Cry.
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    • Video games, crying, opens cold one with the boys, crying, sleeping, gym, sleep crying, eat where ever you want and what you want, talk to whoever want to, and crying but lot more
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    • End up being single long enough that laying in bed and doing nothing is all you can do cause it seems hopeless
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    • Just live like i always have lol
      hardwired 23 jul
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    • Hell yeah, coachs don't play
      bepis239 23 jul
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    • Coaches don't play
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    • I like how Twitter hates on literally anyone that isnt exactly like them but thinks they're the center for social justice
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