Wasting no time at all
fi LIVE
BAR WORKER SHOT
xKraigKristx xKraigKristx
3 nov 2020
Wasting no time at all fi LIVE BAR WORKER SHOT
These things will god damn control your life
GhOsTMeNzO GhOsTMeNzO
31 dec 2017
These things will god damn control your life
When the teacher walks up to you
during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
White_Red_noon White_Red_noon
8 mar
When the teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
When it's 2 am at the sleepover, and you and your bestie decide to cut each other's bangs:
Moneyluv Moneyluv
18 feb
When it's 2 am at the sleepover, and you and your bestie decide to cut each other's bangs:
When you're sleeping and your alarm didn't ring yet but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious
Captain_Lexx Captain_Lexx
5 oct 2020
When you're sleeping and your alarm didn't ring yet but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious
McDonalds:
Adds self-order machines
Introverts:
faplessing from the
ChuckyCoupons ChuckyCoupons
26 feb
McDonalds: Adds self-order machines Introverts: faplessing from the
So I'm going through some receipts from purchase orders at work and I find this
Customer Copy
THANK YOUr-
somuel somuel
24 sep 2020
So I'm going through some receipts from purchase orders at work and I find this Customer Copy THANK YOUr-
Rebels at the end of Rogue One:
We have to hold Vader!
Vader: How about you hold my
Lasair Lasair
28 sep 2020
Rebels at the end of Rogue One: We have to hold Vader! Vader: How about you hold my
The bright side about being stuck at home,
No one can judge your day drinking.
imminent_dank_panda imminent_dank_panda
6 jan 2021
The bright side about being stuck at home, No one can judge your day drinking.
When you hurt yourself and
someone tells you it didn't hurt that much
YOU Underestimate my ow
_Galaxy _Galaxy
28 sep 2020
When you hurt yourself and someone tells you it didn't hurt that much YOU Underestimate my ow
when she wants the crazy sex didn't even like the meme you posted sa she can go fuck herself
imslimshawn imslimshawn
14 apr
when she wants the crazy sex didn't even like the meme you posted sa she can go fuck herself
Me: "Dad can I use get the remote?"
Dad: "Hold on I'm still watching this"
SS
Ge
Dad five minutes later:
Eragon_Shadeslayer Eragon_Shadeslayer
25 jan 2021
Me: "Dad can I use get the remote?" Dad: "Hold on I'm still watching this" SS Ge Dad five minutes later:
When you accidentally catch your little
Hulkster in your zipper.
The_Beard The_Beard
28 jan
When you accidentally catch your little Hulkster in your zipper.
@CNN
Aman received a $75 check to restart his life after being wrongly imprisoned for 31 years
Stevenage
@pillxwx le
bro was locked up at Gamestop
DoomIsabelle DoomIsabelle
7 jan 2021
@CNN Aman received a $75 check to restart his life after being wrongly imprisoned for 31 years Stevenage @pillxwx le bro was locked up at Gamestop
knew a guy who sold weed in high school & college. One time he made pot brownies to sell. In the process, he discovered a love for baking. Dude's a
pastry chef now, wears cute aprons.
SS
was not expecting that.
vile vile
1 oct 2020
knew a guy who sold weed in high school & college. One time he made pot brownies to sell. In the process, he discovered a love for baking. Dude's a pastry chef now, wears cute aprons. SS was not expecting that.
She can't catch you cheating if you don't cheat
pisspot35 pisspot35
2 jun
She can't catch you cheating if you don't cheat
did u take care of urself today? eat something? drink water? do something that makes u happy? allowed urself to feel whatever ur feeling?? huh?? do it
did u take care of urself today? eat something? drink water? do something that makes u happy? allowed urself to feel whatever ur feeling?? huh?? do it
The wise man poops on company time
The foolish man waits until his break
kittle kittle
26d
The wise man poops on company time The foolish man waits until his break
What if 2020 isn't a bad year, but the start of a bad decade?
{softly]
Don't.
ThePunisher4 ThePunisher4
29 dec 2020
What if 2020 isn't a bad year, but the start of a bad decade? {softly] Don't.