was taught to shoot the messenger too. Somebody playing both sides of the fence is more dangerous than your enemy."
at
ChrisX99 ChrisX99
24 feb
was taught to shoot the messenger too. Somebody playing both sides of the fence is more dangerous than your enemy." at
@omochi_nam0O1
Translated from Japanese by Google
mutual affection
BishopTheSaint BishopTheSaint
27 sep 2020
@omochi_nam0O1 Translated from Japanese by Google mutual affection
When someone comes out to party with me for the first time
reacky to die
LolaBit LolaBit
21 jun
When someone comes out to party with me for the first time reacky to die
AT LEAST I WONT GET TRICKED THIS BLACK FRIDAY LIKE WHEN I SPENT 6 HOURS WAITIN IN LINE 4 A WALMART DOOR BUSTER TV AN THEN FINDIN OUT WAS ACTUALLY CHILLIN INA HOMELESS CAMP
SkweezyJibbz SkweezyJibbz
24 nov 2020
AT LEAST I WONT GET TRICKED THIS BLACK FRIDAY LIKE WHEN I SPENT 6 HOURS WAITIN IN LINE 4 A WALMART DOOR BUSTER TV AN THEN FINDIN OUT WAS ACTUALLY CHILLIN INA HOMELESS CAMP
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
BigBoobTinyNip BigBoobTinyNip
23 oct 2020
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
"My sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because first impressions matter."
GET
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
7 jan 2021
"My sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because first impressions matter." GET
ysk_tha_plug ysk_tha_plug
26 aug 2020
@robesstreet my who phase of
NowThis
ago
Attention, Men:
Having a Cat Might
Ruin Your Chances
Women are less likely to want a relationship with men who have a cat in their dating profile pics, a study found. "Men holding cats were viewed as less masculine; more neurotic, agreeable, and open; and less
dateable," said the authors of the study.
Agreeable and open = not dateable, what
kind of horse shit is this - Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this
ZaneKay ZaneKay
20 sep 2020
NowThis ago Attention, Men: Having a Cat Might Ruin Your Chances Women are less likely to want a relationship with men who have a cat in their dating profile pics, a study found. "Men holding cats were viewed as less masculine; more neurotic, agreeable, and open; and less dateable," said the authors of the study. Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this - Agreeable and open = not dateable, what kind of horse shit is this
Ryan Gosling after getting accidentally
punched by Harrison Ford in Blade Runner 2049
RoninGamer RoninGamer
8 may
Ryan Gosling after getting accidentally punched by Harrison Ford in Blade Runner 2049
for those of you who've heard me mention him, here's my pirate cat, levi - for those of you who’ve heard me mention him, here’s my pirate cat, levi 💕💞💕💞
AjayChe AjayChe
25 sep 2020
for those of you who've heard me mention him, here's my pirate cat, levi - for those of you who’ve heard me mention him, here’s my pirate cat, levi 💕💞💕💞
When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed
sts.tumbr.cors
Cats Cats
28 sep 2020
When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed sts.tumbr.cors
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN,
AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
25 sep 2020
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN, AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
Cat more spagooters
Tabby Tabby
15 jan 2021
Cat more spagooters
It's funny. The, day you lose so
ism tHe worst...
all the days they stay dead.
DoctorPines DoctorPines
22 sep 2020
It's funny. The, day you lose so ism tHe worst... all the days they stay dead.
You may be a man, but you'll never be this man.
La
m_o_n_k_e m_o_n_k_e
2 jun
You may be a man, but you'll never be this man. La
POST THIS CAT
WholeFuckingMilk WholeFuckingMilk
25 sep 2020
POST THIS CAT