want some
Kidney ,stones,
ONLY
lakeonn lakeonn
8 may
want some Kidney ,stones, ONLY
Not to brag but
I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me
With just the tip
dr_Mario dr_Mario
30 oct 2020
Not to brag but I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me With just the tip
don't know what this cat is going through but can relate.
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
21 sep 2020
don't know what this cat is going through but can relate.
Elementary school teacher accused of
having wine in classroom bit
20QizsU
whomat'veationtavegas
I'm not saying it's right... but I understand
CHAIYTO CHAIYTO
19 oct 2020
Elementary school teacher accused of having wine in classroom bit 20QizsU whomat'veationtavegas I'm not saying it's right... but I understand
JUST IN:
Multiple actresses accuse Keanu Reeves of extremely appropriate behavior.
JUST IN: Multiple actresses accuse Keanu Reeves of extremely appropriate behavior.
TheBlueline TheBlueline
23 sep 2020
ef TikTok Console Virgin
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My sister got a net to keep the dog in the back seat but she does not accept
Edward_yoyo Edward_yoyo
26 sep 2020
holder My sister got a net to keep the dog in the back seat but she does not accept
Me: "barks back at my dog*
My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her:
PINEY
Pixey Pixey
22 may
Me: "barks back at my dog* My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her: PINEY
found out what the dog doin
DParard
found out what the dog doin DParard
People tell me they come here for the I melons, but they never buy any
People tell me they come here for the I melons, but they never buy any
Parents just eat it, it's not that hot.
The food
USMC30
11 jan 2020
Parents just eat it, it's not that hot. The food
A mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work unless it's open.
- Frank Zappa
A mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work unless it's open. - Frank Zappa
Me: "We're leaving in 5 minutes, are you dressed?"
My toddler:
Phil_Latio Phil_Latio
20 jan 2021
Me: "We're leaving in 5 minutes, are you dressed?" My toddler:
When you have no milk for your cookie
dravenz dravenz
2 mar
When you have no milk for your cookie
"f idiots could wou dbe?
_Phantom_ _Phantom_
15 jan 2021
"f idiots could wou dbe?
I just hired this babysitter for my ex husband
' = we
fa
Lindaberry Lindaberry
20 may
I just hired this babysitter for my ex husband ' = we fa
When you don't swallow the medicine pill the first time and it starts dissolving in your mouth
LeftHandSpanky LeftHandSpanky
22 sep 2020
When you don't swallow the medicine pill the first time and it starts dissolving in your mouth