• Wanna know a secret...
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I have no gag reflex
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My dick wouldn't reach it anyway hahahahaha
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    • The other night I got my first ever tiddy pics
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    • Dude porn really fucks your perception up, i have a 7 inch dick, and it seems so fucking small to me, but i seen this and thought how far it would go down a throat and its no joke, you gotta be like sub 3 inches to not reach that, 95% of yall are all good bros
      Dickem 7 sep
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    • I got an accidental nude from my crush the other night. I can now die in peace
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    • Foundry 7 sep
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    • I want to slurp small cock
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    • i don't have a gag reflex either 😌 (its bc i was bulimic from 13-16 but shhhhhh)
      madi__ 7 sep
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    • Other night i lost my virginity boys
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    • Thats why i work out 5 times a day,and drink plenty of milk
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    • Ohh self-burn, those are rare
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    • yo, is it normal for a girl to not orgasm during sex? im new to the entire relationship thing but my bf and i got to have sex the other day, and it didnt hurt really, but it was kind of just there, yknow? like not bad, but not pleasurable in that sense i guess. i was p into it too, so idrk
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    • My pp is 1.4 inches, is that too big ? I’m worried I might hurt the lucky girls that experience my monster cock
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    • Anyone want to send me their nudes ny accident 👉👈
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    • Lose weight to lengthen penis.
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    • I hear this all the time but yet they all still choke and gag lol all cap.out hear fellas stay alert.
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    • Bitch, I'll find a way.
      xMandy 7 sep
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    • I dont have a gag reflex i touched my epiglottis the other day
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    • Krabby 7 sep
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      dilo 7 sep
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    • But i wanna hear her choke on it
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    • Wow, I’m impressed, they didn’t use that shitty self burn with Andy Samburg, well done
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    • Genetics suck
      Parlay 7 sep
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    • I cant get all 9 down bc bending me dick hurts yo the human throat can only stretch so far also molers like to party
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    • It’s not the size of the boat it’s the motion in the ocean
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    • I prefer guys with small dicks anyways, they actually know how to fuck instead of relying on their size to please a girl
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    • Ooh, self burn.
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    • Barduck 7 sep
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    • Gag reflex? What's that? Shut up and fuck my throat already.
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    • content not available more
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    • I lost my gag reflex because of that one post
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    • Martyrdom
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    • Ooo self burn those are rare.
      DKF553 7 sep
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    • This why yall dont get girls, say shit like this then complain. Its one thing if you say it and dont complain but dont pull this then whine
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    • Petition to stop calling small and micro penises dicks and move onto peepees
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    • My ex was annoying af she would always talk about not having a gag reflex and even like deep throat a hot dog or banana just to see my reaction but she hated sucking dick she would only do it if I got her drunk enough (thats what she told me) good thing tho is I introduced her to moonshine
      wix726 7 sep
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    • Not unless it’s a child
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    • Dude 8 is too much for alot of them ;-; rip me
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    • jessicahassss
      Y’all should really visit my page
      jessicahassss 7 sep
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    • wish it would’ve said “that’s no secret”
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    • Bruhhh
      Teasee 8 sep
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    • Self burns wow those are rare
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    • Felt that shit
      Kenosha 8 sep
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    • My ex didn’t have a gag reflex. Then her friends got mad at me for expressing my opinion openly to a friend and they overheard the conversation. Long story short I’m an oppressive toxic misogynist and I’m also single now. I miss her, fucking noon me.
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    • Self burn those are rare
      Mdog903 8 sep
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    • Anyone want to send me their nudes by accident 👀
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    • I got strep twice a year from age 3-17 and after all that throat swabbing I have complete control over my gag reflex.
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    • r/suicidebywords
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    • “Sure!”
      Arcanine 8 sep
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    • If a girl texted me that she had no gag reflex I would be completely oblivious to what she was referring to and then I would die a virgin
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    • Ooo self burn those are rare
      Itachi_ 8 sep
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      SRyLO 8 sep
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    • I’m a 7inch fello but it’s no use to me if I can’t even last more then a minute makes me sad
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    • Ooo self burn those are rare!
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    • I broke my jaw when I was younger so I get lock law for having my mouth open for a minute.💀
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    • I can’t gag and I’m a straight guy. Is that bad?
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    • Ooo self burn. Those are rare
      Enten 8 sep
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    • Oh self burn those are rare
      cam0201 8 sep
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    • How come I don’t have girls hitting me up like this
      Kalros15 8 sep
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    • My girlfriend said the same thing. She has one.
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    • Self burn, you see those a lot.
      ArtbyJ 8 sep
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    • Well you gotta put it to the test
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    • Mine does. I still haven't been into work yet but dis weekend these hoe done suck the soul out mah dick. Den swallowed. She need Jesus
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    • Had a girl over the other day, got heated and almost smashed but I told her no because she told me she only has sex with people she cares about and I didn’t want a relationship. Sometimes you gotta pick and choose
      Spare 7 sep
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    • oh self burn, those are rarw
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    • I had a female friend who said she liked when guys made small dick jokes instead of big ones cuz even if they have a fucking hammer they aren’t playing it up and trying to look cool I guess
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      Max23 7 sep
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    • The uvula is a little less than 3 inches back from the lips
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    • Reshii 7 sep
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    • Oooh self burn those r rare
      tjm295 7 sep
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    • My gf gave me a blowjob at 13 both of us so it’s not illegalll but yeah I’m happy I got a bj before most of you fuckers
      dale354 7 sep
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    • Thats what you say to someone you don't want to fornicate with
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    • we fuck zelda's tits, not because it is easy, but because it is hard
      MyseIf 7 sep
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    • I gag..
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    • Earned a like only because this meme lacks that retarded “self burn” reaction image
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    • It's hard not let the pain turn to hate. It's easy for people to tell you to get it together after a break up, but it's not their mess to clean either. And they won't help either. If you're going that, i see you. try and avoid hating the person qnd the gender for what feels like was a cruelty.
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    • Does 5.5 trigger a reflex? Asking for a friend
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    • I feel bad for that dude, that’s so small
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    • Same dude
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    • Honestly, same. Then again I will probably never have the experience of blowjobs or sex anyways so ya know, im chillin. 🙃
      n_i_c_e 7 sep
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    • There’s a girl on tik tok who measured, with a chopstick I think, from the tonsil and it measured at 3 inches. You’re all safe my guys.
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    • ive got 6 inches, is that small? i know what the guys are gonna say but a lot of girls i know want like 7 or 8
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    • I’m fucking blazed and thought was a double L key
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      mrsxsch 7 sep
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    • Same as top comment, I’ve got a 7” but it seems small to me. Though literally every guy I’ve been with has been smaller than me but idc about their sizes anyway
      Sad3r 7 sep
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    • I'm 8 inches these dont bother me
      Gergosa 7 sep
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    • 5 years of bulimia has honed my gag reflex. Also lost 80lbs in a couple months
      Biasatt 7 sep
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    • Would’ve been better with the Brooklyn 99 “oooo self burn” meme
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    • But you can try and reach mine...
      1hotbear 7 sep
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    • Wait... that was me... I was the one who doesn’t have a gag reflex... that was the conversation I had.........
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    • Also no gag reflex. Didn't train it away, just never had one at all.
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    • Same
      Bean7337 7 sep
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