• Wanna hear a new level of "being a shitty
roommate"?
I asked my roommate to take the trash out, as I
have been gone a week and a half.
She then proceeded to PICK THROUGH THE TRASH
AND ONLY THREW OUT THINGS THAT SHE THREW
AWAY.
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    • That's what happens when kids don't get enough discipline growing up. They grow up to be adult twats.
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    • Karate chop her face
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    • My roommate leaves lights, the stove, the oven, and the oven fan on over night consistently, doesn’t lock the door, and gets shitfaced and screams at the top of his lungs playing fortnite every night. If he spills something on the counter or table he won’t clean it up. And I can keep going. (1/2)
      J0spe 11 jan
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    • Bad roommate story: I got a set of pots and pans that were REALLY NICE my idiot roommate managed to ruin then all in just 1 week that I was away 1 week. I threw them at her and now I have a new set of pots and pans and $300 extra from her mom and dad
      JGamez_23 11 jan
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    • My roommate is such a mess and leaves the milk out and the lights on and food in her room and doesn't do laundry. But has the audacity to get mad when i fuck her boyfriend!
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    • That would require more effort then just throwing the trash out like a normal person
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    • I have several stories: 1) she has violent fits where she yells and breaks things 2) she is an angry drunk and an annoying one so the one time I went out dancing with her she was awful to be around. Kept yelling "ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT ME!?!?!?!" when we werent, used my friends tab to buy a
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    • My roommates forced me out of my apartment a month before I was planned to leave with no notice and then proceeded to vandalize my stuff because I hadn't fully packed fast enough for them even though I still had 3 days before their bullshit deadline that they fucked me on and this was 2 weeks after
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    • Lived in a 5 person dorm room. I brought a big trash can. Rule was, you use the trashcan, you go into the rotation of taking the trash out. This girl gonna dump her cereal bowl into my trashcan. Milk and all. We all bitched her out. She was not allowed to use my trashcan again.
      Galaxxies 11 jan
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    • I had a roommate who left suicide notes at least once a month. Needless to say, I live by my damn self now
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    • My roommate never paid rent, constantly barged when I was trying to shower, and shit in a box. She was also a cat.
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    • Both my roommates never locked the door and so i told them that I had a locksmith come over and fix the side door when they were both gone because someone tried to break in. And now they never forget to lock the door
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    • I had the roommate from hell! Guy had a puppy that he just locked in a kennel basically all day, it cried and barked pitifully the whole time and when it WAS let out, destroyed my shit and used the house as a toilet. He moved two sketch kids in off the lease, who proceeded to throw a huge party that
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    • my roomie pisses on the toilet seat and dorsnt clean it up. the strange part is we are both girls so i have no clue how she keeps doing this
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    • My old roommate thought having alarms from 6am-8am (every 5 minutes) was okay (he NEVER got up before 10am). It had a different little jingle to the one he actually woke up to, so he slept through them all. I would wake him up by screaming at him to turn them off.
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    • i did random match for a roommate for my dorm and i got SO lucky. She’s the perfect roommate and we’re best friends now, we even decided to move to a house together next year.
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    • When I used to live in my condo I would rent out 2 rooms and charge my roommates an extra $150/month and just have cleaning people clean the whole house once a week
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    • *individually plucks out 47 tampons
      NewJAC413 11 jan
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    • Thats the sort of thing my 5 yo does, an adult doing that is just a shitty person
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    • If you were gone for a week and a half how was any of it yours?
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    • I made a nice spaghetti dinner for my ex and saved her a plate for the next day since she was off so she didnt have to cook, my roommate at the time took a giant ass bite of her garlic bread and put the rest back on her plate. When i confronted him about it he just walked away.
      Nerdvana 11 jan
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    • My brothers old roommate was so pathetic. If he wasn't in classes he would be stuck inside the dorm playing video games all day and didn't bother to leave. And he was super antisocial. Whenever we visited we tried to talk and make conversation but he would just look at us and go back to playing 1/2
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    • All these roommate horror stories have me sure I’ll never room with someone else
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    • My bestfriend and I were roommates for over a year and it went pretty well but the he hit rock bottom with a nasty ass hoe and changed for the worst. We went separate ways but on good terms sorta.
      MrTibbz 11 jan
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    • Let's get #4 keep proving my point :)
      Jimbus 11 jan
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    • My dorm mate last year was disgusting. He was gay (nothing against gays) so he grew his hair out, but he never showered, so he smelled like god knows what and his hair was all over the room in clumps. If he dropped something on the floor then it was no longer his problem apparently. Single room now.
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    • I went away for holidays and my housemate had a party and let one (or maybe more) of his drunk friends sleep in my bed. He used one of my pillows with no case and fucked it up. Then my roommate repeatedly lied to my face about it until I showed him the damaged pillow.
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    • Neqro 11 jan
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    • I had a roommate that would stay up until 3 AM screaming and playing games, he never showered and never cleaned and ate all my groceries, whenever he opened the door you could smell BO leaking out, then when he moved out he stole my bike...
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    • My roommate will always take the trashout when when it's like 2/3 fulll. Then he'll get mad at us for not taking it out. It doesnt annoy me, I just think it's funny
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    • Is it weird to want to be fucked in the ass by a girl with a strapon just to see how it feels
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    • This is why I'm only gonna get a roommate I'm friends with so I dont have to worry about such ridiculous shit
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    • I had a roommate in college that would bring over chicks in the middle of the night to screw. This was in a dorm. The beds were bunked. I had the top bunk. I also sometimes get sea sick.
      Solaren 11 jan
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    • Sounds like having a sibling
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    • Pp
      Lucent 11 jan
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    • If you’ve been gone a week and a half, how would you have much trash in the bin?
      ghost6450 11 jan
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    • The things people go through to be an asswipe smh
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    • Wouldn't it just be easier to just throw it all out?
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    • Find a new roommate my dude
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    • I lived in the dorms with a couple of other kids. When I moved out they told me that it was a shame. They liked me as their roommate. Usually on weekends I would have the room to myself. Being alone and bored I would put on some loud metal and go ahead and clean the place.
      Metalorgy 12 jan
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    • My suitemates keep the ac on all night because “they sweat at night” so its 60 even tho im in florida theyve also spent more of my money on supplies than their own and were stupid enough to think showers dont need a plastic curtain they also have a groupchat that doesnt include me i hate dorm life
      Mess 11 jan
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    • My roommate did the same thing only we asked her to do the dishes and she only did the dishes she used
      SPKelly 11 jan
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    • My roommate got mad that I moved her stuff to put my stuff in. That’s the only thing of mine in the fridge
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    • Throw her away
      _WAR 11 jan
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    • Bad roommate story: this guy without my knowledge cause I always gave him privacy didn’t pick up after his dog so when he just left a whole room was smeared with dog shit and a whole about 1 ft wide was in the dry wall. He also punched 6 holes in my wall and didn’t pay rent for the last month
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    • This post is worth reading the comments
      NotGeico 12 jan
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    • My roommate gets blackout drunk on R&R every single night. Stays up all night gaming, neglects his beautiful husky (doesnt take on walks, give him any attention or even let him outside) and then comes upstairs and fucks with my dog. I cant just tell him to stop cause he's always blackout drunk...
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    • My shitty roommate left his dog in it's crate for 12 hours in his room while locked, it proceeded to break out, shit all over the floor and just made a mess in general of his room. Then blamed it on us for not checking on his dog. He also never let us know he would be gone the whole day.
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    • My roommates would be so fucking loud I had to sleep with earplugs in and the tv blaring, one brought strange guys in constantly so I wasnt comfortable going in the common area, they would smoke with the door open leaving the dorm smelling, smoked inside before, left dishes in the sink for weeks
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    • My roommate sets four alarms in the morning and doesn’t get up for any of them
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    • I woke up one morning and not a single piece of the kitchenware (which I bought all of it) was clean to make breakfast. They would bring random people at night and woke up to a girl staring down at me in my bedroom. —
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    • My last roommate failed to pay rent for 3 months, so I kicked her out and she never tried to pay it back. Next time I saw her she was walking around town with all of her bags. Drove right past her.
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    • My college roommate always threw loud parties on tuesday nights. I had an 8 AM class on wednesdays but she always called me a bitch when I asked her to tone it down.
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    • My roommate sexually assaulted my best friend, told me about it, then I had to testify against him then sleep on a friends floor since the school wouldn’t give me a new room even though they made me testify
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    • I've given up on my roommate. I do most of the cleaning. Haven't ever seen the dude do laundry..he "showers" for an hour but the bathroom smells worse when he comes out than it did when he goes in. He doesn't own a toothbrush. If its field day and I'm not there he just takes the trash bag out of the
      Probaby 13 jan
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    • Jesus christ everybody and their roommate has a shitty comment story
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    • Had a roommate complain I kept him up all night, because I was eating candy in my room and he could hear the wrappers crinkle through the wall
      slapsdick 12 jan
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    • Lost one of my housemates, the other two are great. One of them doesn’t do any housework but isn’t overly messy anyways, and cleaning between me and my other housemate is easy enough
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    • My old roommate loved eating pizza. It got so bad that we found grease stains on the floor. One day I set his latest plate of pizza crusts at his door so he'd clean up. Fucker took the plate to the sink and LEFT THE PIZZA CRUST ON THE FLOOR.
      Zilldude 11 jan
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    • My roommate threw away my pizza to make room for his ):< bitch lucky I was on a call with someone who calmed me down cus I was gunna throw hands
      Niccole 11 jan
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    • Legit something my bitch ass roommate does. "It's not mine, I won't touch it." And even if it is hers, she won't touch it unless she's expecting a dick down date at the apartment, which is against what we agreed on
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    • Just delete them tbh
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    • Not my roommates, but my friends: Moved into a place with 3 girls, maybe 2 days after moving in the girl he was sharing a room with said she was uncomfortable sharing a room with him and made him move into the living room infuriating everyone.
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    • I have a couple as roomates and I heard at 3am “put the fucking knife down” guy roommate proceeded to bang on our door saying to let him in (he was scared) or he’d break the door down. They also smoke meth and do coke in the apartment so that’s fun.
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    • I wish my roommates were this sane. That’s nothing omg
      Teknetix 13 jan
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    • My last Roomate ki//ed my pet by pouring cleaner in her tank and then on my moving day woke me up at 6 am yelling at me to leave, I still have the video I took because he’s a dumbass
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    • Slap her hard enough to dislocate your shoulder
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    • Glad I'm just with my fiancee now
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    • I’m gonna live alone forever, fuck people
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    • I fuck my roommate and her girlfriend. So I let them be as messy as they want
      muchgood 11 jan
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    • Old roommate claimed sverything was my fault then would pull guns on himself when the argument wasnt going his way. Dude was legit psycho.
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    • I have awesome housemates. We pay bored games and DnD together, are respectful of each other’s boundaries, rotate chores, and the mess is acceptable
      chrisk48 11 jan
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    • My roommates were the worst they would spend hours on their room and stink it up till they got hungry then they would go out and make food and air out their room into the dorm. Then they would make Mac and cheese or spinach and cheese ravioli and never clean it up.
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    • When I first moved to college I decided to get a 1 bedroom apartment. It's cheap as fuck and a little run down (the only way I could afford a 1B), but boy is it worth it.
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    • My roomates were awesome. We barely spoke to each other, and when we did, it was interesting conversation.
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    • Damn yall all had shitty ass roommates I'm so sorry hahaha
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    • My first roommate in college didn't even last a week. I moved out before school actually started. We're both in marching band and she constantly twists words so she's never wrong. When I confronted her about just taking my milk without asking (to her bf who was down the hall) and taking my soda tbc.
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    • I live in a suite like dorm so I have a roommate and two suite mates. My roommate, for some unknown reason, likes opening the window when its 20 fucking degrees and keeps it open so it's cold as balls in our room. She also keeps our door open when she leaves which wakes me up with the movement (1/2)
      _RA9 11 jan
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    • My roommate used to trash his room so badly that if he left his door open the whole dorm would smell horrible, he only showered 3 times and week and never did laundry
      PoInareff 11 jan
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    • My sister’s old roommate had her tell her when she’d be leaving so her bf could come over so they could fucc. And the other was just a bitch, when my sister was packing the bitchy one tried taking her blanket and saying it’s hers.
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    • That’s when you throw hands
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    • I see this and raise you one of my roommates got a shit stain on the toilet seat on 3 separate occasions, as well as needing to bring in a fucking broom to swipe away all the pubes left over from these disgusting heathens all over the toilet
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    • HumanMale 11 jan
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    • This is why I refuse to have a roommate. The only one I've ever had would leave his Xbox on almost 24/7 sucking up electricity and if he went "grocery shopping" he would go to a gas station or Walgreens and spend $50 on like 10 things, and then not go again for like a month. Fuck that shit.
      Elethan 11 jan
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    • Lmao. That takes even more effort. I never understood shitty roommates like that. Bitch we all grown. Act like it.
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    • I take pride in being a good roommate. Like growing up me and my mom moved alot. Staying with friends or sharing homes for just a small room so I'm use to being in others home's and I always respected them
      SenseiOG 11 jan
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    • My roommate freshman year stole my laptop on the last day of first semester and then transferred schools, haven’t seen him since
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    • This Is something my exroommate would do
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    • My roommates in college were fucking awful. They were messy, loud, and generally inconsiderate.
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    • Beat her
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    • Wouldnt she have been the only pedson throwing stuff because the victim isnt even in the dorm? So, I conclide that the comment section is full of idiots. She threw her own trash cuz she was the only one homs ATM.
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    • Mine just sit the full trash bag next to the can and complain when nobody takes it out. I’ve come home to two full bags next to the can with a full bag in the trash can
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    • If she took out the trash, she would have to take herself out
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    • Murder is acceptable sometimes.
      DrMonday 11 jan
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    • i wouldn’t blame u if you decided to murder her
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    • Petty indeed
      DatBoi001 11 jan
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    • What a garbage thing to do
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