wank to be a protlem
would turm out, Anakin would. in fact orablem...
You won't be, Ant.
wank to be a protlem would turm out, Anakin would. in fact orablem... You won't be, Ant.
EAT MEAT, LIFT WEIGHT, BE BASED
THIO A THREAT
Braptain_Skiddty Braptain_Skiddty
9 sep 2020
EAT MEAT, LIFT WEIGHT, BE BASED THIO A THREAT
My girlfriend knows how much I love soccer. She sent me a picture of a graffiti mural of my favorite player, Diego Maradona, in Naples.
tart_wallstreetbets tart_wallstreetbets
2 mar
My girlfriend knows how much I love soccer. She sent me a picture of a graffiti mural of my favorite player, Diego Maradona, in Naples.
They say you are what you eat... but I don't remember eating a pathetic failure
noonay109 noonay109
25 may
They say you are what you eat... but I don't remember eating a pathetic failure
"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative."
ME:
iammasterofthebait2 iammasterofthebait2
31 dec 2020
"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative." ME:
RAM THECOMPLEETEFACTS
NSTAC
Japanese researchers have successfully developed a device that will be able to literally playback your dreams in a video sequence.
LuckyLook LuckyLook
15 mar
RAM THECOMPLEETEFACTS NSTAC Japanese researchers have successfully developed a device that will be able to literally playback your dreams in a video sequence.
The robber in my house watching me dead sprint at him naked with a tomahawk.
OrangeCokeGang OrangeCokeGang
6 apr
The robber in my house watching me dead sprint at him naked with a tomahawk.
Like father, like son
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
16 dec 2020
Like father, like son
Everyone else: Uses the polar bear format
Me with a dog format:
bonjour
fare
NotYeahAverageDude
22 sep 2020
Everyone else: Uses the polar bear format Me with a dog format: bonjour fare
Every cat owner ever:
OMG SO CUUUUTEEE!
Every cat owner ever: OMG SO CUUUUTEEE!
When I'm given verbal instructions
Can you tihe part ofthe stuff where you all about (hings?
kingofsamoa kingofsamoa
27 jan 2021
When I'm given verbal instructions Can you tihe part ofthe stuff where you all about (hings?
Force Ghost Qui-Gon watches as Anakin claps Padme's cheeks
Force Ghost Qui-Gon watches as Anakin claps Padme's cheeks
Waiting for your girlfriend to calm down when she is mad because u love her and don't want to make her more mad
Waiting for your girlfriend to calm down when she is mad because u love her and don't want to make her more mad
One man files for over 300 patents
What happens next will shock you
iFoneOS
19 oct 2020
One man files for over 300 patents What happens next will shock you
Houston42 Houston42
26 sep 2020
Hey bro what music do you listen to to hype yourself up? Me an intellectual:
When she likes sitting on our face but also has emmroids real bad...
When she likes sitting on our face but also has emmroids real bad...
When the teacher says your going to fail, but you pass with a 65
Valyrison Valyrison
8 may
When the teacher says your going to fail, but you pass with a 65
The new snapchat anime filter accidently works
on my cat
unbecomingfunny unbecomingfunny
23 sep 2020
The new snapchat anime filter accidently works on my cat