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    • For real though this isn't a bad idea. I was walking with a couple female friends of mine, stuck in that friend zone 🙃, and this car honked and they said "damn u a hottie". And I shouted back "thanks you're not too bad yourself".
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    • The guy after hearing that
      spookboi 3 jul
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    • Honestly would be a perfect response. Not aggressive or anything but still puts them in their place
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    • Power move
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    • Cha cha real smooth
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    • Big Dick Energy
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    • smeksis 3 jul
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    • Power move
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    • I wonder what would happen if a dude catcalls a girl and she just straight up calls him ugly
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    • I fucking hate when people do that. (Like I rarely swear on this app, I try to keep an air of wisdom and calm, or just memeing). But I fucking hate how many times fucking people catcall my girlfriend. She works at a diner so it’s mainly fucking 30-80 year old fucking guys who I wouldn’t mind if they
      Teariak 3 jul
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    • God I hate catcalling with all of my being, if I wanted to fuck you, I would
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    • I dated a girl that would dress slutty from time to time and I would tell her if anyone says anything I’m not doing a thing. Well one day a dude said her ass looked nice in some really short shorts and she looked at me and I told her to dress better. From that day on she did
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    • Honestly great response
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    • I would do that
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    • “Thanks bro but I don’t swing that way, try downtown” gets em every time
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    • I actually did that once. I was out with some friends (3 girls, 2 guys total) and some guy on the street said to his buddy "That one thick enough for you?", and since I was a bit fat back then I just threw my hips around while walking and said "You couldn't handle this thickness"
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    • I was socially inept for many reasons my freshman year of HS. A girl told me I have a nice ass. I responded with "The fuck's that supposed to mean?!?"
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    • ihave3features
      Some dudes swear yelling stuff like that will make girls instantly drop their pants. Like shit how did you not guess that it would make them uncomfortable and assume the exact opposite
      ihave3features 3 jul
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    • I’ve never seen someone whistle at a girl or say anything like that...especially when there’s a guy with her...
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    • It's always nice to have your hard work noticed
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    • My old pastor did this once, it was like 5 of us girls and a group of 20 dudes started all yelling different things at us and so our pastor who is a grown man went to the back of the group and started posing for them they all dipped after that it was too funny.
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    • What would you do if you were walking with your girl and someone said that?
      thmemes 3 jul
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    • I mean if a man's got cake I compliment. If a womans got cake I I compliment. I'm an equal opportunistic ass complimenter.
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    • I was once walking home and I only had one earbud in. Some girl about 20 feet behind me said "damn that is a FAT ass!" And I turned around to see the ass she was talking about and she was looking right at me and she said "oh my god I didn't think you would hear me"
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    • I remember the first thing my bf ever said about me was my ass and now we’ve been together almost 4 years :)
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    • Boy got that cake
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    • Just confuses the hell out of the dude
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    • Honestly I would marry my man in an instant if he did that
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    • Idk how or why but I ready girlfriend as giraffe and thought that the nice ass was making reference to a donkey
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    • This nibba gay!!
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    • This is what I always do. Nothing derails a disrespectful motherfucker like making a mildly homosexual comment
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    • Guys my girlfriend is so attractive and I’m scared people will hit on her and I’m not physically strong enough to do anything about it
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    • Effective way to disarm the situation.
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    • X_noon_X 6 jul
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    • Lol
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    • Stg girls always want you to stick up for them. I honestly don’t care thot make me a sandwich
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    • Honestly idk what to do in that situation because yes he is being derogatory and disrespecting your girlfriend but on the other hand it is simply just words he’s saying so other than saying exactly this idk what I’d do
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    • Other Guy: "nice gains bro!" They high five.
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    • Honestly I can't even do this with my boyfriend cause he'd be the one they're talking to.
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    • I wish this really happened.
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    • My twin sister and I were walking to the park, and this dude walked up to us and said, "Damn, your fine as fuck." Mira (that's her name) was about to say something, but I spoke first and said, "Thanks, but I have a boyfriend." I will never forget the look on his face
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    • Ill never understand why people think cat calling is a good thing to do
      L_OL 6 jul
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    • All fun and games till you find out he's with that shit and now a nigga tryna clap your cheeks
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    • Ayalni 5 jul
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    • Send titty pics if you hate trump.
      TheDr 5 jul
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    • Perfect response
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    • Omg so funny.. I'm dying
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    • My brother would just pull his pants down and then say thank you
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    • Guy: No problem
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    • This is the correct response
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    • That's some big dick energy
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    • Why did she think the compliment was meant for her? Lmao
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    • Whenever somebody catcalls me I aggressively start barking. Works like a charm.
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    • So real shit, I got into the top high school in America (lessfuckinggo btw) and this girl I've been friends with for a while is trying really hard to get me not to go, cuz I wouldn't go to the same school anymore. I think she likes me the way shes talking, but I know I have to do this.
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    • I'm the best lookin' cowboy, ain't I?
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    • Honestly that through the guy off completely, unless you happen to fall on a Bi😅😅😂
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    • My Jr High band teach loved to steal people’s compliments
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    • Guy: I can tell bro!
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    • 😶ok buddy
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    • Okay but what happens if the guy catcalling really was talking about mr. Boyfriend
      GuezMan 4 jul
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    • Mine just gets mad at me
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    • Anytime man. Everyone gotta hear positivity its almost as nice as your girls haircut wouldn't you say.
      Enjii 4 jul
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    • People who do that to other people’s girlfriends are lame ass people
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    • "Bu-bu-but no person actually sa-" shut the fuck up
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    • Ngl my bf has a better ass than me , he would gladly accept this compliment
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    • Guy: anytime bro 💯 🍑
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    • This is such a good response if you're a dude walking with a girl who gets cat called. Standing up for her in a nonaggressive way
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    • ballsac2 4 jul
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    • I never understood why women were offended by this...like yeah I guess it could come off as disrespectful but can’t ya take a compliment? I’d love it if girls did that
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    • I did this once and was SO lucky not to get my ass kicked. It was just a general comment on her body, not her ass. I just responded with "That's kinda gay, but thanks I guess"
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    • Guy: i can tell bro keep it up!
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    • I used to date a guy who was in the closet, and we're super good friends now. At some point, having a 6'5 250 lb gay best friend is like having a bodyguard. one time his friend was drunk & hitting on me and the mf got up and simply sat on him. what a guy.
      thatone 4 jul
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    • This is the perfect response
      theinsn 4 jul
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    • hahahahahahahahahahaha
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    • I’d unironically say that just to throw him off and make her laugh
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    • Say: "YES, I KNOW! That's why she's my girlfriend"
      Sensino 4 jul
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    • Honestly, in this day and age, I’d find it likely for a guy to walk past and compliment another guy’s ass rather than the girl’s that’s next to the guy
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    • Ryan Reynolds would say some shit like that
      DJ_SNEK 4 jul
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    • So my wife and I were telling my brother move out of an apartment and this young guy turned and watched my wife's ass after he passed her, so I moved over and he really straight into my chest. I've never seen a man's face lose so much color in my life.
      Zakybear 4 jul
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    • Guy: fuck yeah man keep it up
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    • Stolen from Dumb and Dumber
      tommyabc 4 jul
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    • Y’all think it’s a power move but that’s who he meant to say it to
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    • The girl yells back you sexist pig and the creep yells back bitch aint no one talking to you im talking to the dude with that dump truck
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    • Just extrapolated Dumb and Dumber...
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    • Real ladies will catcall u back
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