ve onh had Murphy day and half but ff anything happene d to him would kilt everyone in this room and then elf.
AnomaIous AnomaIous
4 nov 2020
ve onh had Murphy day and half but ff anything happene d to him would kilt everyone in this room and then elf.
When threatened, the Pope can spray holy venom up to 25 ft.
Tabby Tabby
12 oct 2020
When threatened, the Pope can spray holy venom up to 25 ft.
Kona fans GODZILLA SUPPORTER g SUPPORTER
Lazer
TastyAbe TastyAbe
26 jan
Kona fans GODZILLA SUPPORTER g SUPPORTER Lazer
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
Funnydudehaha
22 feb
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
ChastityDefender ChastityDefender
25 may
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
My face when I'm up breastfeeding in the middle of the
night and watching my significant other sleep peacefully away with his worthless nipples
pudariferous
21 sep 2020
My face when I'm up breastfeeding in the middle of the night and watching my significant other sleep peacefully away with his worthless nipples
If you're alone and hungry, please cook something or else order food online but don't eat bedsheets. It affects your health
thompson945 thompson945
22 apr
If you're alone and hungry, please cook something or else order food online but don't eat bedsheets. It affects your health
When someone says: OMG, girl.
You look just like your dad!
BoyGenius BoyGenius
29 oct 2020
When someone says: OMG, girl. You look just like your dad!
When you let your friend try to unlock your phone and they almost get the password right on the first try.
When you let your friend try to unlock your phone and they almost get the password right on the first try.
Good morning everyone - Good morning everyone 😊
MeepSheep420 MeepSheep420
22 sep 2020
Good morning everyone - Good morning everyone 😊
Nirvana fans in 1994: We want another album
Kurt Cobain:
Nirvana fans in 1994: We want another album Kurt Cobain:
BEAVFEED, REAL ESTATE
You won't believe how far into this
'millennial homeowner' piece it takes for us to mention their inheritance!
JULY 26, 2018 by TAN MACINTYRE
ChrisSale ChrisSale
9 feb
BEAVFEED, REAL ESTATE You won't believe how far into this 'millennial homeowner' piece it takes for us to mention their inheritance! JULY 26, 2018 by TAN MACINTYRE
pangur-and-grim:
I'm so awful, like I have a fairytale beautiful cat who looks like this
and yet I twist myself in knots trying to take the most evil unflattering photos possible
Pangur I am sorry
BasicAndPoliticalComedy
24 sep 2020
pangur-and-grim: I'm so awful, like I have a fairytale beautiful cat who looks like this and yet I twist myself in knots trying to take the most evil unflattering photos possible Pangur I am sorry
Dafua?
Whose hand is that?
Dafua? Whose hand is that?
Who did it better?
She's got my seal of approval!
salad_memes_boi salad_memes_boi
3 jun
Who did it better? She's got my seal of approval!
he mad because I asked him to train me
sugondeeze sugondeeze
19 jan 2021
he mad because I asked him to train me
Me watching steam download the
Cyberpunk release update
with
kahoor kahoor
10 dec 2020
Me watching steam download the Cyberpunk release update with
people who eat potato salad:
Kiwibob Kiwibob
9 apr
people who eat potato salad:
disappointment
Running into a wall with a boner, and breaking your nose first.
That's a lot of damage
xDarkMemes xDarkMemes
25 sep 2020
disappointment Running into a wall with a boner, and breaking your nose first. That's a lot of damage