Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then...
@xswagger
wescar wescar
1 apr
Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then... @xswagger
Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous.
Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.
dumnull dumnull
6 nov 2020
Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous. Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley
Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber?
TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
imminentSpillednut imminentSpillednut
12 jan 2021
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber? TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
"No one can defeat Russia in winter!"
Mongols:
ACTUALLY
Lonethefox Lonethefox
27 jan 2021
"No one can defeat Russia in winter!" Mongols: ACTUALLY
"what is one thing u can't live
without?"
Me:
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
"what is one thing u can't live without?" Me:
Pigs are as smart as dogs, so why do we eat one and love the other?
Lori Marino, a neuroscientist who studies animal behavior and intelligence, explains the paradox on our plates.
Vox 8 hours ago
Because one taste better. - Because one taste better.
dudeeeeeeeeeeeee dudeeeeeeeeeeeee
23 sep 2020
Pigs are as smart as dogs, so why do we eat one and love the other? Lori Marino, a neuroscientist who studies animal behavior and intelligence, explains the paradox on our plates. Vox 8 hours ago Because one taste better. - Because one taste better.
DJ at the club first day they open:
IF YOU SURVIVED 2020 make some
NOISEEEE
ME:
Ashe_Lolz Ashe_Lolz
1 may
DJ at the club first day they open: IF YOU SURVIVED 2020 make some NOISEEEE ME:
You aren't
allowed to eat
the cat food
is
that written?
In the name
CAT food
rabinator rabinator
25 sep 2020
You aren't allowed to eat the cat food is that written? In the name CAT food
MAY HOLD YOU? -ONLY IF YOU'RE PATIENT
\ ENOUGH.
wawd
@wawawiwacomics wiwa
johnb520 johnb520
24 sep 2020
MAY HOLD YOU? -ONLY IF YOU'RE PATIENT \ ENOUGH. wawd @wawawiwacomics wiwa
Old men don't even be tryna hide that they staring at you. Be lookin at you just like this
TinkerbellsCorpse TinkerbellsCorpse
22 dec 2020
Old men don't even be tryna hide that they staring at you. Be lookin at you just like this
When someone tries to insult you by calling you gay but you actually are
Oceaneer Oceaneer
24 sep 2020
When someone tries to insult you by calling you gay but you actually are
When you work nights and hang out with the day shift crew
smb420 smb420
22 jan 2021
When you work nights and hang out with the day shift crew
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I may be 67 years old, but sure still know how to terminate some young pussy.
Dirty Dirty
28 jun
Arnold Schwarzenegger I may be 67 years old, but sure still know how to terminate some young pussy.
InFamouzCzr InFamouzCzr
23 sep 2020
Surveillance recorded the entire process. (told courtier will be here before I left
relationships that are equal parts making fun of each other and equal parts affection
Tabby Tabby
28 mar
relationships that are equal parts making fun of each other and equal parts affection
would totally do that too.
Spider_Zero Spider_Zero
26 sep 2020
would totally do that too.
AND JUST LIKE THAT...
PEANUT
WHIPPED
WHIPPED
Topping
LIFE WORTH LIVING AGAIN
BigBadMan666 BigBadMan666
23 sep 2020
AND JUST LIKE THAT... PEANUT WHIPPED WHIPPED Topping LIFE WORTH LIVING AGAIN
Finally
Study each Context Card.
Discuss one picture. Use ad
Vocabulary word from the
They me
The origin
Elementalist Elementalist
25 jan 2021
Finally Study each Context Card. Discuss one picture. Use ad Vocabulary word from the They me The origin