Waiting for your girlfriend to calm down when she is mad because u love her and don't want to make her more mad
Waiting for your girlfriend to calm down when she is mad because u love her and don't want to make her more mad
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Me: I'm a Calot person.
Friend: A what?
Me:
Warlord_Of_Mars Warlord_Of_Mars
23 sep 2020
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: I'm a Calot person. Friend: A what? Me:
She will always be
my little sweet pup.
See you on rainbow bridge Macy.
stinkyyyyyy stinkyyyyyy
24 sep 2020
She will always be my little sweet pup. See you on rainbow bridge Macy.
College students during the Vietnam
War trying to keep their grades high enough so they don't get drafted:
I'm Studying or my fucking life
Rustypug Rustypug
28 dec 2020
College students during the Vietnam War trying to keep their grades high enough so they don't get drafted: I'm Studying or my fucking life
When you're a male deer and it's mating season
My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck.
When you're a male deer and it's mating season My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck.
There are so many street dogs in Moscow that they've become very clever at finding food. They use the smallest, cutest members of their packs to bet, they sneak up behind people who are eating and bark to make them drop their food, and they
ride trains into the city to find food before riding
back to the suburbs to sleep at night.
iP
iScare iScare
22 sep 2020
There are so many street dogs in Moscow that they've become very clever at finding food. They use the smallest, cutest members of their packs to bet, they sneak up behind people who are eating and bark to make them drop their food, and they ride trains into the city to find food before riding back to the suburbs to sleep at night. iP
Be nice with them, you have no idea what they have suffered on the streets.
SenorDeadpoolio SenorDeadpoolio
28 sep 2020
Be nice with them, you have no idea what they have suffered on the streets.
2005 Paul Rudd had a picture of 2018
Paul Rudd on his tee shirt. Hence proved that he's a time traveller which is why he never ages
DarkWeirdo88 DarkWeirdo88
7 jan 2021
2005 Paul Rudd had a picture of 2018 Paul Rudd on his tee shirt. Hence proved that he's a time traveller which is why he never ages
When you see someone take their first dab ever and they rip it hard as fuck
When you see someone take their first dab ever and they rip it hard as fuck
Scarlett Johansson will be Morticia
Addams in the new "The Addams Family
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
30 sep 2020
Scarlett Johansson will be Morticia Addams in the new "The Addams Family
The rulers of the Internet...
pure_universalBluch pure_universalBluch
23 oct 2020
The rulers of the Internet...
According to Rugrats canon these two run down human beings were only 33 years old
@DEATHBYDIAPERS
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
24 feb
According to Rugrats canon these two run down human beings were only 33 years old @DEATHBYDIAPERS
"Elmo's couch pulls out, but Elmo doesn't. If
Katy is still sore from last night, then maybe
Katy should learn to tame her gag re
"Elmo's couch pulls out, but Elmo doesn't. If Katy is still sore from last night, then maybe Katy should learn to tame her gag re
JACK Dead
Redemption will be 57 when the first KFC is 's opened
JACK Dead Redemption will be 57 when the first KFC is 's opened
GF: Wears my hoodie everyday
Me: Wears her bra everyday
Me:
We're even bitch.
Meth Meth
28 nov 2020
GF: Wears my hoodie everyday Me: Wears her bra everyday Me: We're even bitch.
Your breast growth in pregnancy might predict your baby's sex
Plus, here's how your baby's sex impacts your breast milk composition.
Yep. You're not imagining it. Your boobs are bigger when you have a boy. And evidence backs that up.
vain_uncannedbeanss vain_uncannedbeanss
13 mar
Your breast growth in pregnancy might predict your baby's sex Plus, here's how your baby's sex impacts your breast milk composition. Yep. You're not imagining it. Your boobs are bigger when you have a boy. And evidence backs that up.