• waiter: wine?
she said she doesn't drink pal
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Jan 16, 2019
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    • You think this is a joke but anybody who’s been a server knows this could have very well happened
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    • They weren’t kidding about all the porn this early
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    • Cum?
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    • *comes back with frozen wine and ice
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    • Read that as walter wine
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    • Black people
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    • DarkPit please delete the porn help the ifunny society even if you like it this is a meme app please
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    • Y'all lads always talk about porn, but ye stuff if for younglings. I want the real stuff
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    • That means shes a spitter :/
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    • I too have once dated a rock. Had to break up with her because she refused to do anything but lay there in the bedroom.
      lamelion 16 jan
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    • Here. A worthy feature for you to enjoy
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    • pal
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      I post farting babymommas
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    • Dark pit posting light pit
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    • "wine?" "It's Monday" "whine?" "I hate Mondays and people."
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    • Pit why do u have social media, go fight Hades or something.
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    • Me in 2029 with my big tiddy robot gf
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    • Drinking is good. Confidence boosts and you feel like you are in heaven.
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    • Simp
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    • SIMP
      i_campos 18 jan
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    • Good restaurant idea your menu is based on making water taste amazing no need for juice or soda it's for people who want to eat healthy
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    • MarcyJay 18 jan
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    • Ice?
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    • Not strong
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    • Fish pee in water
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    • How could I make a joke like this to a waiter without making it seem like I’m actually being rude?
      secant 18 jan
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    • That’s the worst! Take a date out just to find out she doesn’t drink......check please
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    • I’m using this in real life
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    • Lmao “pal”
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    • I love the passive agressive use of "pal". Such a classic that isnt used enough
      Ahptitude 17 jan
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    • Hey, leave her alone.
      ArtbyJ 17 jan
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    • I wanna do this shit with dates but I know it'd go over their heads, because ot always does
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    • I chuckled
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    • "Buddy she gets her fluids from a suppository"
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    • My twins a fucking pussy, get some goddamn wine
      Pitoo 17 jan
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    • I'm bored
      LiIIy 17 jan
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    • Photosynthesis bitch
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    • I never drink... wine...
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    • congrats on your first feature DarkPit
      s0papilla 17 jan
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    • I gotta say it’s pretty flattering when I get handed drink menus now. I’m F, 20 but often people think I’m younger because I don’t wear makeup.
      AmGurl 17 jan
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    • Fuckin simp
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    • Pal be some fightin’ words
      Fish77 17 jan
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    • I laughed
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    • I thought that said water: wine
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    • Never touched the stuff, fish fuck in it.
      Lord_Cain 17 jan
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    • So no swallowing cum?
      J1N1 17 jan
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    • I’m not you pal, friend
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    • This seems like something that Gumshoe would say
      Silvnya 17 jan
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    • Eyyyy
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    • What is the fucking point of putting random characters over existing tweets? It adds nothing to the joke and if anything it makes it less funny. Someone please tell me why this is funny so this can stop bugging me please
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    • Idk seems pretty simpy to me
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    • Should open a restaurant where everything on the menu goes by it’s chemical makeup
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    • How fucking funny
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    • If a cop ask "have you been drinking" never answer. Either you say yes and incriminate yourself or say no and get called out for lying to a cop since you have to drink to live
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    • I just wanna see some nude ass
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    • Nice job on the feature.
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    • Hotel? Your mom’s house
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    • I'm not your pal, guy
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    • She’s going to be drinking something later on.
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    • MY FUCKING STOMACH HURTS!
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    • Obviously the waiter needs to bring out IV Saline
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    • I don't see any porn :(
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    • What's water?
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    • What a simp lol
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    • So are we gonna talk about how your shit becomes brown?
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