• Waiter: what else for the lovely couple?
Her: oh no, we're just friends haha
Him: you can get us 2 separate checks and please don't forget she had 3 Jarritos, I Know you guys charge extra
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    • strong independent women who wants men to pay for their meals
      yedo3 25 sep
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    • i go into a date expecting to pay for my half. Reach for my purse when the check comes and if he wants to pay for mine he can. if not, no biggie. “Women” who just use men for free food are just as bad as “men” who just use women for sex. women bad. men bad. people bad.
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    • If I ask someone on a date, and they agree, the second they say we are just friends, they get to pay for their own food.
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    • Gender equality
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    • Tres jarritos no mames gordita
      boats1 25 sep
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    • Damn she had 3 Jarritos?!
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    • If a dude asks you out to dinner that is just a dick move. If arent wantin' a serious relationship be up front about it. Dont accept the date and act like you are there to hang or such. Just my 2 sense
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    • Kry241 25 sep
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    • You can tell she either had the orange or fruit punch jarrito
      ItsRupaul 25 sep
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    • Do you think that waiters/waitresses say lovely couple on purpose so they would find out if they should do this?
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    • Idk why but I find long fingernails extremely unattractive. Like If i see a woman with long nails it's an instant turnoff
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    • Good.
      ECHO5ECHO 25 sep
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    • Genuine question: Has this ever actually happened?
      IgotTEA 25 sep
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    • Jarritos is a soda right? (I’m white as hell)
      XraeW 25 sep
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    • Me watching every kid rant over a 5+ y/o refeature
      C_Matic 25 sep
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    • Ho boy this reminds me of a time we were in Atlanta and met a family friend. He was super nice, and they him and my dad fought to pay. Among Indians, if you’re not the one who paid, or at least was very willing, shame on you. He eventually ended up paying because he went up to their desks and
      Yalloyin 25 sep
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    • The nails are a warning sign
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    • The first time I ever asked out a guy was this year, and i asked if he wanted to go to a military ball with me for jrotc. He said yes and i paid for our tickets and everything. Lmao Friday march 13th was the ball and thats when everything got canceled because of covid. God said no smh
      253val 25 sep
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    • If you go out with a friend, always talk about it before so it’s not weird. Sometimes I buy my friends food, sometimes they buy my food, sometimes we split it
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    • It took 3 Blowjobs to pay that bill
      theabbie 25 sep
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    • Fake nails are yuck
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    • Animetrix 25 sep
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    • Legit though, if it's a friend hangout but she expects him to pay, then she's not a friend. She's a leech.
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    • Does anyone have that video of the waitress walking up to the presumed couple, and the guy ask the girl if he gonna smash or get head she embarrassed and says no and he look at the waitress and says separate checks and she laughs and says certainly
      MrScripz 25 sep
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    • I remember some stupid cunt I took out on a date ditched me after I fed her ass. She really had me going thinking it was going to workout, I thought it was really going well. You think the date is going good and after you pay for everything, they disappear. Be careful with women like that guys.
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    • If you invite a friend out, you pay, or at least offer. If you meet out, or just decide to go out somewhere, you discuss where to go that you can both afford. 1/2
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    • My friend and i went to brunch once. The plan was to eat, walk around, then head to our respective houses, as she had to do something with her host family(she was schooling for the year here from japan) and i had work in a few hours. This couple paid for our food, thinking we were dating. We werent.
      Ilanacorn 26 sep
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    • Hey ladies! A great way to check a guy's intentions if he offers to buy you a drink is to ask for something that doesn't have alcohol in it and costs the same amount or less than the drink he was offering. If he's upset you didn't take the drink, he wasn't offering to buy you a drink, he was 1/2
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    • My friend pays cause she says I'm a broke college student
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    • Honestly I never want a guy to pay for me anymore because I've had too many experiences where the guy tried to pressure me into things I wasn't okay with afterwards...
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    • I went out with a girl to a burger place and I told her before it was just as friends. And she got mad when I didn't pay. I was like I dont pay for my guy friends so why would I pay for you
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    • More than half you motherfuckers act like 3rd wave feminists. Y'all hate women only cause you chose the wrong woman based on looks. Grow the fuck up.
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    • Wow this post really brought out some incels and simps. You ask someone out to dinner its implied its a date (unless youre longtime friends prior). So if she says "were just friends" on the *first date* it means she's just there for the free food. 1/2
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    • When my bf and I were just friends he offered to take me out to dinner and made it clear he was paying. I ordered a large but cheap entree and a soft drink. He said that if I had not ordered or just had a salad he would not have dated me bc he wants a girl who can eat lol
      catawhat 25 sep
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    • If I invite them i pay, if they invite me I expect them to offer to pay. If we're just hanging out and they say let's go eat we both pay our own.
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    • The first time I did this to a gal, I ended up single for a year. Why? Because hoes can't be trusted.
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    • Yall are fucking dumb the big difference is how you ask. Do you want to go to dinner. Is you both paying. Can I take you out to dinner, the person asking pays.
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    • Separate checks?
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    • Jarritos are the best
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    • shhhiit....why would we go out for tacos? make that shit at home then we can disney plus and get sus
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    • She was just clearing the confusion. You guys don't know for a fact that she didn't intend to pay her half. Calm your tits.
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    • Legit had this happen to me last Friday -.- my friend (very pretty) hmu and was like, hey we gotta catch up soon. Im like cool, where u wanna go? *she choses the spot* we go, I sit through her shit about school and work etc. When the check came she didn't bat an eyelash, or reach for the check. 1/2
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    • Get you a girl who pays one time, you pay the next and it keeps going.
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    • I dont understand people who expect or assume people will pay for them when they go out. Dating or not, I was raised to bring money to cover me, if not them as well. Its pathetic when people just automatically assume this shit. Like ur an adult. Grow the hell up.
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    • My fantasy is meeting a woman with milf type personality who insists on paying because of her awareness of me struggling financially
      Boat_Man 25 sep
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    • Wait, what the hell I’ve seen this picture many times before but just noticed the fucked up pinky.
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    • idk i have a friend whos a girl and if she said this i would still pay for her cause she isnt really into dating rn and focuses on school. she cool af and doesnt really matter to me cause i could pay for it no problem
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    • Play stupid games...
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    • even if we were dating i still think people should (in most cases) pay for their own meals???
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    • Bitches be like “ gentlemen always pay the bill”
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    • Ok I’m be honest, I think it’s unattractive to wear fake long nails, I mean if they’re short that’s ok but not long it looks really weird
      EchoTruth 25 sep
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    • Happened to a friend of mine. The girl got upset because she didn’t have money. He told her she’d have to pay him back somehow so she sucked his dick when he carried her home
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    • I have a story to tell about this. Would you like to hear it? It's somewhat similar. If not , it's fine. Just let me know
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    • Men pay because we’re supposed to be the providers. I get some of the stuff women do aren’t right. But y’all swear all women are evil. Most guys on this app are just bitches who are trying to justify why they can’t talk to women.
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    • All these people acting like they have female friends lmao
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    • Get fucked
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    • and 3 that's kinda reckless you know them shits add up
      titan215 25 sep
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    • This profile is just making up scenarios in their head to go out of their way to act shitty towards women. The majority of women do not act this way. I get it that you guys don’t like that behavior and I won’t defend it. It’s just pathetic to see it spammed like this.
      roadEgg 25 sep
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    • Naw ill pay but then I will never speak to her again. If she asks ill tell her why. Other people being shitty shouldn't stop you from being good.
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    • Typically on a first date I would at least offer to pay for the tip or pay for icecream or something after if he insisted on paying. Now my bf and I just switch back and forth, he'll pay for dinner, I'll buy snacks and drinks for a movie night later... Etc.
      hanna_v 25 sep
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    • My and the gang love tamarind jarrritos
      i_campos 25 sep
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    • First date you should always split the bill. Only people who will have a problem are people who want free meals
      ObamasSon 25 sep
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    • If her immediate response to "couple" is stating you're friends, I doubt she hid her feelings. Talk to someone before going out if that 20$ means so much to you. I buy my friends meals all the time.
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    • 3? Damn, gotta be thirsty
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    • You can't eat tacos with nails like that ;).
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    • I agreed to go on a date with a dude who seemed nice and was kinda cute. After we eat he refused to let me pay. I tried, multiple times Bc my order was kinda expensive. He didn’t let up. He invited me to his place, I said no and he started foaming at the mouth about how I “owed” him.
      melyn 26 sep
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    • Who raises these girls that think they shouldn’t split the bill??? Literally everything should be 50/50. Feminists preach equality but want special fucking treatment from men??
      xoSpooki 25 sep
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    • I'm assuming this is a scenario where the guy asked the girl on a date in which she agreed to but wasn't at all serious about it because she just wanted free food and had no intention of dating the guy, right?
      iKelex 25 sep
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    • Women want equal rights, but when it comes to bills/work, tradition is now important.
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    • I'd say even if you were invited, always be prepared to pay. Never expect that they are going to buy it for you.
      Anti2790 25 sep
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    • "I yearn for true gender equality..."
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    • Haha bitch pay for yo own damn food.
      Exeron 25 sep
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    • Man jaritos are awesome
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    • I got your back 💯 if you asked her on a date. The key word is “date” not let’s hang out or grab some tacos. It needs to be clear that if you said it to your homie he thinks your coming onto him. Because then if she plays the friend card she’s just using you.
      Sysus123 25 sep
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    • I really don’t understand how y’all get in this situation I have never even been asked to pay for a friend unless. The only time I’ve ever payed for a friend was if I wanted to be nice or I thought they needed help
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    • This sucks
      ___L___ 25 sep
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    • My man is looking for a job now and I pay for most of his meals when we go out. I care for him and I want him to eat and be well because I know he would do the same for me. That’s what loving someone is all about
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    • Send her bank account to the shadow realm
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    • Good
      ShadaRose 25 sep
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    • Jarritos? “Spanish radar activated”
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    • I hate it when businesses do that like I’ve had it happen on a first date multiple times and it just makes the girls uncomfortable
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    • I had a female coworker that paid for her own food. It was nice seeing that. I really respected her.
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    • "Were just taking avantage of toxic masculinity its not out fault for leading them on its there fault for following" -most females age 24 down
      WOWZZERS 25 sep
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    • If yall anit dating He anit paying, if you not gonna fuck him he anit gonna feed you
      J1N1 25 sep
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    • This happened to me last year (you know before the world went to shit) went out to a nice ass restaurant on the first date, bitch ordered a 60 dollar lobster. Im like ok... whatever. Than she ghosts me for 2 days. Later on she said "sorry hun but i just wanted some company for a nice meal" i paid.
      LostSoul 25 sep
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    • You get what you fucking deserve
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    • Phony bologna nails
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    • Bruh I cant drink more than like two. Mfs are big
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    • Nice
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    • My two bits are simply put discuss it before hand if me and my boyfriend go somewhere we hash it out before hand like “hey I got plenty of extra money so I’ll pay” so that awkward stuff like that doesn’t happen
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    • Haha this will never happen to me bc I will never be alone with a female ever
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    • I hope this is real lol
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    • I genuinely hate women
      gavinlong 25 sep
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    • fat bitch
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    • I don’t understand the post but the look on her face makes me want to slap the shit out of her
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    • Fucking hate how women use men like this and then complain if they ask for sex or oral and complain that men just use them. That’s not to say that men don’t use women it’s just to say that it goes both ways
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    • Lol you guys still take women seriously?
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    • if a guy asks her to dinner it's automatically on him but if it's a blind date or she asks him out then it's 50/50 split. That's my general rule
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