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    • Never understood it as a kid, now as an adult my kid will be 12 until his 18th birthday
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    • I did this to my dad when I was 10 where he could have saved like 40 dollars at a rly fancy restaurant, and he got mad at me after but it wasnt my fault, I didn't understand the concept of kids discounts and my dad didn't tell me that he would be doing that, it was only natural for me to correct him
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    • Im short and really small with a babyface so I passed as a kid until boobs
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    • parents wouldn’t tell me ahead of time cus they didn’t want me thinking it was ok to deceive.. all they had to do was lemme know & I would’ve played it cool asf. Instead, they paid more for me at disneyworld cus I thought they were just dumb...
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    • Bro fr I was 11 or 12 for like 3 years lmao
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    • I remember when I was a kid and it was like 7 and under and I was only 6 or 7 but I kept telling the waitress I was 8 for some reason after my dad said he’s lying and ended up paying for food I still feel like an asshole til this day
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    • Boosty 7 aug
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    • "Im eleven so shut the fuck up"
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    • I remember when I was 12 and went to the fair, kids 12 and under cost less. But the thing it, I looked like I was at LEAST 16. So when my older sister told the dude who looked like he could turn water into weed that I was 12, he looked at me, dead straight with suspicion, and said, "okay then"
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    • I am very short and always have looked young...my mom made me lie through my teeth for years
      I_Bait 7 aug
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    • according to my dad when we went for skiing lessons I was 6 not 9.
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    • Am I the only person who immediately understood what my parents were doing when they said this or are y’all just retarded?
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    • If your kid doesn't go along with it they are the weakest link
      Swood 7 aug
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    • Damn, remember doing that by accident. I was little and didnt realize the restruants had age discounts, so thought my family just didnt know how old I was, lol
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    • Im fifteen and still sometimes pass for 12
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    • I’m 17 and still act 12 by screaming fortnite references jus for the free food
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    • My parents tried that when I was 13 but since I had 32 C cups don’t think it was believable lmao
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    • When i was 13 i was 5'5 and had to pretend i was 10 i was taller then the waiter she gave me some dirty looks
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    • Cant pass for a 12 year old when you're 6'3
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    • If the parents explained to you that today you're 11 then hell yeah, but little kids dont get the concept by themselves
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    • A pizzaria near my house would give anyone that looked under like 25 a kids discount if the said they were under 12. They weren't dumb, just didn't care
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    • As long the kids are short even to 18. Just lie that they are under 12
      a4bbbb 7 aug
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    • My mom does this and I’m a fucking sophomore
      Toulet 7 aug
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    • Y'all must've been special Ed to not understand why your parents lied about your age
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    • I’m currently 6ft tall and just turned 13 a couple months ago, I could never get by like that ._.
      kirluuu 7 aug
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    • They didn't believe I wasn't 13 when I was 10
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    • I got into a water park for either free or lower I’m not sure. But I was like 12 or 13 and my dad somehow passed me by as 10
      Spira 7 aug
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    • I actually managed to pull off the "Under 12" act until I was almost 17
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    • I was 17 passing as 12 year old for the fair
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    • I did this once at a water park my step dad said I was 8 cuz it was cheaper and my dumbass yells but I'm 11! He gave me the you're fuckin retarded look
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    • I was 11 until I was 14, you are a disgrace..... A DISGRACE
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    • Even as a kid was anyone actually this retarded? Like at 13 you had no concept of money and no idea to help your parents save some by not opening your dumb fucking mouth?
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    • I was “under 12” until I turned 18. Easier to do as Asians.
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    • I'm going to be 17 in two weeks and I still get told I look like I'm 12. Like I'm sorry I have a high metabolism and don't wear clown makeup.
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    • I become 12 everytime i go to golden corral, i think it's an enemy stand cause once i leave i age by 2 years again
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    • They are the reason I lie to this day about my age
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    • I was always tall for my age, this never worked for me, at 11 I was as tall as some adults
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    • son should of just replied "fortnite #1" they'll understand
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    • I’m nearly 20 but as far as every business is aware, I’m still 15
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    • I understood this at like 6. Food is rad when it isn't overpriced
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    • Juri 7 aug
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    • Do you think restaurant owners don’t know this? The fact that you are in the building means the deal was successful to them.
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    • Thats why you tell your kid before hand
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    • I was and still am short, and I always went along with this
      Bloop253 7 aug
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    • I've always looked younger than I am, so I knew the drill early on. I still use my appearance to my advantage, like when teenagers get specials and I pretend to be 15 even though I'm 19. It works
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    • Dad: Separate checks please, since he want pay so badly.
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    • Lol my brother passed as 12 until he was like 17
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    • at 17 i went to a place like that and they asked how old i was idk if she thought i look younger or what
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    • would’ve been better with Jules from Pulp Fiction saying: “I don’t remember asking you a Goddamn thing”
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    • I’m 15 and I’m only just not being able to get away as easily with faking my age, I’m actually not a midget anymore
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    • Damn u know the worst is when ya go with the fam to a bday dinner and 12 or younger eat free but u turnin 13 and so it’s not a bday dinner anymore and there’s no song or cake cause u can’t tell Anyone
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    • He’s still 12, they still get that mf discount
      earble_T 7 aug
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    • We are gonna have to do it by height now. Maybe under 4'8 under 8.
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    • Barduck 7 aug
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    • As a 16 yr old I can still pass off as a 12 yr old and I abuse the shit out of it
      Vindaze 7 aug
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    • When I was little I always knew that kids ate free or they had a discount so when I would always lie and say I was the exact age or a little younger
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    • But then they always asking why we fuckin’ lyin’.
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    • As someone who works at a buffet, we know you lying about your kids age. (That’s why most of us ask the kids)
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    • They’re all over 18 in my book
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    • I was 13 but according to tmy dad I was 9, my brother was 15 but according to my dad he was 11, it happens and you learn for when you have kids of your own and so on and so on.
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    • I was able to get away with this until I was almost 16
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    • My dad made it clear how broke we were to me and my siblings, so we understood why we were all ten, fifteen years after we were born.
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    • if it was my kid, and he said that, I'd smack him 20 times
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    • I'm 16 but still have to get a kids menu
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    • My mom does the opposite and has told me to act 18 even though Im 14
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    • The kid:
      PeachJam 7 aug
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    • Beat his ass until even his uncle doesnt want to use it anymore
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    • A thicc 12 year old is hitting on me can I get an F I'm 16.
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    • Yall say yall didnt get this as a kid. I did. We were a poor ass family. I was 11 till i was 15
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    • I was 11 until I was 14, then I grew a foot
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    • I was 12 until i was 17 because my breasts were DDs at that point 😑
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    • I remember one time my family was cruising down the road and we got rear ended. I was like 10 and my dad tells the cop that it seems like the trunk got a huge crack on it from the impact and I blurt out that the crack has been there for days, with the cop standing right there.
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    • My dad did this as well, but Isn’t this like stealing?
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    • I'm 18 and I always order off the kids menu. I've never had a waiter tell me I couldn't
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    • my mom gave me talks about my age before we walked into the restaurant. saved everything
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    • My kid did that once . Turns out I was just really bad at it and when he corrected me he was still young enough to eat free
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    • The dad when the kid continues talking:
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    • “The UN can sanction me with their army... oh wait you don’t have an army so you can shut the fuck up”
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    • My dad used to say my little brother was 2 years old just to get him into the movies for free. Kept it up till he turned 5
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    • I'm 19 but I can pass for a 13 year old
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    • So I was just eating a thing of sausage and I got like half way through when I realized that there was mold on it
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    • 12 so stfu
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    • I
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    • But then they would give me a kids drink and menu like fuck you i want a big boy glass
      RealCats 7 aug
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    • So just self identifying as 11 for ever
      earsten 7 aug
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    • I look younger than I am so I can say I’m a kid and save money
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    • Brumal 7 aug
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    • It's easier for the parent to say they're under 11, but I can understand not wanting to be treated like a kid by the time you're 13
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    • I didn’t pass for under twelve when I was 10. No one ever believed me and the cat calls started far too young
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    • once me and my dad went to a super fancy and expensive sushi place. It was like free for under 12 and i did this exact same thing, but the lady working was like "noo your 11" and then she winked and i was confused and said "noo Im almost 13" she laughed and said lets just say your 11 and let us in.
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    • I work in a restaurant and we really don’t care if you’re a year over the cutoff. The point of the deal is to bring in more customers and we already did that successfully
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    • When I was 11 they wouldn't give me something from the kids menu because I looked over 12. I was pissed but my dad managed to get me them nuggies
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