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    • I always thought Endermen were just extradimensional alien scientists gathering samples of the overworld to bring back to their dimension to study and whatnot
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    • Yep. They're black people
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    • Oh... Minecraft lore? Count me in on that shit
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    • Endermen are human souls that were trapped in purgatory (the end). The dragon is their only way out, but they are far too weak to defeat it. They were human, but ate chorus fruit for every meal. The static sounds and hiding from the dragon made them insane. And now, they cant even stand to be seen.
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    • Isn't minecraft canonically post apocalyptic?
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    • And they hate water because miners are constantly scared of digging into an underground water vein
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    • Minecraft seriously feels like it has some kind of hidden lore or context behind it all the ambient sounds sound like cars trains planes in any kind of advanced Society. I think Society got so advanced technology and mythicism mixed together and it invoked heaven and hell and ended the world.
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    • The endermen are aliens, zombies and skeletons are the remnants of people. Zombie pig men were created when a zombie and a pig accidentally went through a portal at the same time and now infest the nether. Wither skeletons were an ancient species of giants who were slowly charred by the nether.
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    • Endermen are just enchanted black people.
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    • Theory: there were people who built mineshafts and stuff long before your character arrived and they got the technology to go to the end and when they did they were corrupted or evolved into endermen and now serve the dragon and want to kill you if you look at them because you’re not one of them
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    • So Artyom nuked the dark ones
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    • Finally not a fucking video
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    • Corrupted and plagued by the end, when you see them pick up blocks and stuff that’s them remembering what they used to be able to do
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    • The Enderman are the mutated humans who built the mine shafts after going to the End they were exposed to something that turned them into Enderman
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    • Bruh they don’t want you too look at their terrible form they’re in
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    • Adding lore to Minecraft makes it somewhat more creepier than you think. And don't get me started on Disc 11...
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    • Let's go honey
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    • If you find the tutorial books in the mineshafts. It says endermen built the world and retreated back to the end.
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    • They are the older players who went to the end and due to all the radiation became mutated. Then picking up blocks brings them back to the days when they built temples and mineshafts. They say hello, but once you stare upon their horrendous being they can’t help but feel judged, and lash out
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    • It could be that when "humanity" traveled to the end they were enslaved by the dragon and slowly contorted to tall and lanky creatures, and then proceeded to grow disgusted at themselves and maybe that's why they attack you when you look at them.
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    • I actually have a theory that the whole game is some form of matrix-style simulation, and you're the last person left. So many people are using poorly-made renders of characters to try and talk to you, and that's what the endermen are.
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    • We need answers for disc 11 and 13 god damnit
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    • ‼️MINECRAFT LORE‼️ the endermen don’t get scared when you kill the enderdragon, I believe the endermen are enslaved by the dragon. They only become agro at you when you look at them and they know you need ender pearls to get to the end and kill the dragon so they sacrifice themselves.
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    • Endermen originate in the end and they've come to the real world to act as martyrs to help you reach the end to save them from the ender dragon
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    • Hear me out. The enderman aren’t the people who built the mine shafts, but they knew them. The humans and enderman once worked together, and became allies, and they don’t understand you aren’t the peaceful people they knew, until you attack them, or stare with malicious intent in your eyes.
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    • Scary things in Minecraft that nobody thinks about: In abandoned mine shafts you can hear the sounds of train horns every now and then, even after you’ve explored the entire mineshaft, there are still periodic train horns going by.
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    • So if normal people were transformed by the ender dragon and can teleport through dimentions, would villagers be normal people that were exposed through 2nd hand "ender magic" to turn into weird, sqidward like creatures who are still sentient and sane enough to trade?
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    • Theory: In the Minecraft universe humans discovered inter dimensional travel. The society then split in two between the humble villagers and the dimension hopping humans. The dimensions hopping humans built the sea fortresses, the dungeon with the end portal, the nether castles, and the structures
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    • This is really a good theory because the enferman can be found in the overworld, the nether, and the end which means they would really have the tech to go to the end
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    • I mean, endermen are the only ones who can pick up blocks.
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    • Shm big deal they grew an extra meter in height and gained the ability to teleport small price to pay for turning black and being afraid of water
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    • I’m 18 years old and this actually kinda fucked me up not gonna lie.
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    • Endermen are enslaved by the Dragon. Steve is on a mission to save them. Hence why the Endermen aren’t inherently threatening unless threatened (they’re scared of Steve and are merely observing him). He must get to the End to free the creators of the Overworld.
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    • Oh no. What happened to the lost colony of the Roanoke
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    • Why do you think they keep picking up blocks and teleporting? They're lost souls corrupted by the end just trying to rebuild. They dont want you to look cause they believe they are hideous
      jdawg9696 23 may
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    • Honestly Minecraft has some good theories and the end credits kinda support some of em
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    • "Strange creatures. Once men like you and I, long ago in an age time forgot. Master's of their world, they decided the only course of action was to travel to new lands, and become their masters as well. That all came to a hault, when they discovered... The End.
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    • Honestly Minecraft is literally filled to the brim with lore but like, nobody answers it
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    • The endermen also built the desert and jungle temples. They were advanced enough to boobytrap their treasure. The crashed and sank pirate ships are also evidence of a once great civilization
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    • I used to think minecraft was post apocalyptic. Remnants exist from the old world like sunken ships and small villages. Alongside the existence of zombies and other undead mobs.
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    • Yea, I am actually pretty sure endermen are just the result of a group of people eating a lot of chorus fruit over many generations
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    • Zombies, and the drowned were once players just like us
      CALEDY 22 may
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    • I lost count on how many porn related comments I already deleted smh.
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    • I find shit like this intresting
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    • The endermen are the beings that summoned you to their world to slay the dragon that had enslaved their entire race.
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    • Dude you’re gonna flip when I tell you about zombies and skeletons
      Cyynderr 22 may
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    • Endermen are just black people, they get mad at you when you look at them, they can’t swim and they steal your shit
      igggers 23 may
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    • And the portal required putting their own fucking eyes into it, that’s metal af
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    • Minecraft is actually post apocalyptic so all of the monsters are genetic mutations so are the villagers so you and your friends are the only remaining survivors and you task is to rebuild this harsh wasteland
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    • Zombies is the living undead. Skeletons are the dead undead. Creepers are the Plant mutations. Spiders are the creature mutations. Endermen are corrupted adventurers who discovered the end and released the ender dragon to corrupt the whole world. There is so much for every mob. Except parrots, th
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    • Theory: the endermen were once a human or intelligent civilization and Species other than the villagers in Minecraft but once they journey to the end to the first time some great dark being turned their race into the endermen for attempting to enter. This is why the portal is shut down in an attemp-
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    • Minecraft has a subtly creepy setting and it honestly makes the game 10x better. Like herobrine, I think they should’ve just lowered his spawn rate not get rid of him outright. Like it should be the most rare thing in the game but I feel it should still be there
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    • I think the endermen were the original minecraft settlers, they built all those mineshafts & shit and made it to the end, and are now so cocky that they attack any puny animal disrespectful enough to make eye contact
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    • Don't forget about that CD where it seems like someone is being chased by something. Plus on the Xbox and switch version the villagers just had an evolution. They're a lot smarter now
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    • THE ENDERMEN ARE PEOPLE! The Lost Souls of Minecraft...THE original betas!
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    • Wait until we tell them the truth about zombies and skeletons.
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    • From what I’ve also heard, the wandering traders are the final humans who disguise themselves as villagers but the villages don’t except them, because they know somethings off about them, that’s why they sell crazy random foreign items, like shit from reefs, jungles and even the Nether
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    • I just spent over 24 hours on Minecraft to fight the Ender Dragon just to spawn on the End’s spawn platform and get knocked off of it by a silver fish into the void, losing all of my OP gear.
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    • Shadows tend to be longer than what casts them
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    • You know whats weird, despite making up only 13% of the mob spawns endermen commit 50% off all crimes in minecraft
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    • So basically all the ender men were at one time Steve's and then they went to the end but when they lost to the ender grading they became endermen and they attack you when ever you look at them because there ashamed and embarrassed of what theyve become and they move blocks bc that what they used to
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    • Sometimes I wonder what the inside of a woman feels like... but then I shake that feeling and get back on fortnite
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    • Endermen are just black people. Tall, black, steal things, and chimp out if you so much as make eye contact
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    • Also the mineshafts are at least 3 blocks high. Endermen cannot travel in spaces less than 3 block high.
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    • Idiots, endermen are just black people
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    • Endermen are black people, they even steal blocks.
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    • Don’t have the brain capacity to understand this
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    • Enderman are black, steal, and can’t swim if you think about it
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    • Black people??they steal shit. They can't swim.when you look at then they wanna fight
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    • Everybody forgets that same society used their own eyeballs to open portals
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    • Oh? On Notch?
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    • The curse set upon them forces them to attack you, because if you gaze upon them and observe them, you may gain more knowledge on the End and its mysterious ways, which is forbidden. They are forever bound to the End, but those with the strongest wills have been able to teleport out, to escape.
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    • So two things, one: If I had sex with an Enderman, it wouldn’t be considered interracial as they’re just corrupted Humans. And Two: if I had sex with an Enderman, would that make me gay? Since there’s no Enderwomen
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    • Can someone explain this I’m so confused
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    • The ender men are BLACK PEOPLE!
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    • This post makes me wanna play minecraft now. Anyone else? Im playing on XBOX
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    • Endermen are transdimensional lovecraftian parasites and the end dragon is their hive brood mother and the end islands are the remains of a long dead incomprehensibly large eldritch god upon which they used to feed once like fleas now as maggots hence why they pick up blocks.
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    • I just got back into Minecraft for the tenth anniversary and I found this huge abandoned mineshaft. All the hype from being a kid and doing stuff like this is all coming back and I’ve never been happier.
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    • Minecraft is a post apocalyptic world where you are the last survivor other than the villagers. The endermen are lost adventures with their souls turned to dark, the nether is a hell world created by the wither to punish any weary travelers in search of the end crystal and the ended dragon(1/2)
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    • I dont like adding lore to minecraft I'm scared
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    • Ok, this would explain why endermen are all trapped in the end, and why they cant be looked at. Because the dragon is basically the tyrant (I guess?) Of the endermen. And, they cant be seen by humans because they used to BE them, so they freak out and rampage. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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    • Many people forget, but the endermen hate the dragon, and are possibly enslaved by it
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