• 1sabek
Today in geometry, this guy was
going on a rant about how we waste
paper and it’s killing trees and I was
getting really annoyed and turn
around and yell “YOUR BIRTH
CERTIFICATE WAS A WASTE OF
PAPER!” and the class got really
quiet and then you hear my teacher
go ohhhhh snap she went there
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    • And then everyone clapped- and the principal, who overheard from the hallway, entered the classroom to shake your hand
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    • What happened was she heard the conversation, didn’t say anything then, thought about the come back later, got mad she didn’t say it at the time, and posted this as if she actually did say it
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    • Sounds like the version you thought about that night in the shower after you had a few hours to sort it in your head.
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    • This never happened because every user on tumblr is an anti social retard that can’t even speak up when asked what they’d like to order without having a panic attack.
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    • ur mad at a guy for saying we're killing trees? fuck off onclerr
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    • And then everyone clapped.
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    • Yo this DID happen. I was there with ABRAHAM LINCOLN and we all cheered our hearts out then we carried this hero to my house so he could fuck my mom
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    • The forests are not dying because of our paper usage. Paper comes from tree farms.
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    • Its true. I was the paper
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    • People on tumblr can barely ask for extra ketchup at McDonalds stfu
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    • First off, trash comeback. Second, how tf you get mad at a kid who’s talking about saving paper?
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    • Everyone clapped, Obama was there, won the noble peace prize
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    • And then everyone clapped
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    • So relatable. One time I summoned the devil himself and my teacher said oh snap he went there then God came and pissed on the devil then everyone clapped and my crush fell madly in love then the President called and said good job then God gave me the keys to life
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    • God this is so unfunny
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    • Correction: they were going to say that but instead stuttered it out and the class laughed at them
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    • And then the entire class clapped their ass cheeks. And your teacher stood up to reveal that they were actually Mr. Obama
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    • And Obama goes Ooga chaka as everyone on this app now hates you because your so mundane you make up stories so you sound interesting
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    • Then everyone stood up clapped and got to leave school early and all got A's then you got the crush of your dreams
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    • And then the microwave clapped
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    • And then everyone stood up an applauded you, went out and threw a parade in your honor, and erected a statue of your likeness in the middle of town which was built to cement your legacy as the most quirky person to ever live.
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    • Paper is a renewable resource. Most of the timber farmed for paper comes from tree farms, not rainforests.
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    • What really happened was you whispered it to your only friend in the class and they chuckled and you felt like hot shit for the rest of the day
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    • That teachers name? Albert Einstein.
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    • “He truthfully said we were hurting the environment so I told him he’s worthless!”
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    • Then they all clapped cheeks
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    • No it actually happened I was his pencil
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    • And then Barack Obama himself walked into the room to congratulate you
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    • And then you text you're dad and he's mad but he finds out what happens and he still is mad because your dad isn't like all of the other fake ass stories and he rapes you
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    • What really happened is you shouted that and everyone whispered to each other how embarrassing that was that you thought that was a good line and you turned back around quietly, embarrassed, assuring yourself it was a good line. It wasn’t.
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    • r/thathappened.
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    • That wasn't even a good insult.
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    • Then Tom cruise who also over heard it, jumped out of a plane and through the window to tell you that you’re going to be in the next mission impossible movie.
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    • Shaming people for pointing out that we're killing the Earth doesn't make you cool. It actually makes you a dick, seeing as you're doing it for publicity.
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    • In reality he was having a private convo with his friends and she turned around and interrupted with an insult to be funny and he told her to stfu and then she posted this
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    • “Then my crush, the star football player, stood up and KISSED me! And the WHOLE class CLAPPED! Even his girlfriend!”
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    • She didn’t do it she sat in her chair and thought hey I could go online and lie for a few likes
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    • That's a kie. There are more trees now than 100 years ago. If all paper production stopped we woukd lose whole forests whose only job is to make paper. Recycling the biggest lie in a 100 years. Research it.
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    • Even if it did happen people who talk about jokes they made in class like that are often annoying af. If it was funny in the moment let it be.
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    • It’s true, I was the paper!
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    • Paper is made at paper mills; in which they plant trees to be turned into paper. Paper waste isn’t a real problem compared to plastic, air pollution, water pollution, etc
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    • Then everyone clapped and then the president came in in his helicopter and gave you a badge of honor
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