• Co-worker: I can smell alcohol on your breath, through your mask.
Me: Well, maybe you should back the fuck up Beth - we're in a pandemic.
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    • It's called cleanliness, Beth. You have to sterililize your mouth of covid.
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    • 100 likes and I delete this app
      zigtastic 13 aug
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    • 1 like = 2 push-ups, I will tally them tomorrow and post a video of me doing them. I’m chubby so will have to take breaks. But I have the week off. My last comment only got 2 likes, and I posted it
      Redsons 13 aug
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    • *I say as i slam back my second 40 of vodka for the day*
      JNichs095 13 aug
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    • There's a bunch of signs at my work that says "6 pies" so either bring me 6 pies or stay tf away from me. It's the law
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    • Drinking, smoking, etc isn’t a personality. Go to AA.
      bruhbye 13 aug
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    • He has a good point, Beth. Back the fuck off.
      StJac0b 13 aug
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    • I'm thinking about deleting this app tbh
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    • If Beth’s nose and mouth were both covered by the mask, wouldn’t she be smelling her own breath?
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    • Haha, alcoholism is so funny
      Ressurect 13 aug
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    • Just tell them it’s the hand sanitizer
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    • People who hate those who drink are just angry they cant control themselves enough to have a drink every now and then. Not my fault you cant have a shot without downing every bottle in the room and becoming a toxic shit bag. Like yall say, let people enjoy things.
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    • That’s why you have a cigarette after you drink, that way they can only smell it when you sweat
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    • Hows about we all stop arguing and come to the conclusion that different people have different opinions on alcohol and that can not be changed?
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    • Lmfao. Im gonna use this at work
      ed32 13 aug
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    • Of course you can smell it through a mask. It doesn't block or filter anything.
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    • Now kiss
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    • Right?" If you can smell my breath, back the fuck up!"
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    • Yo fo real tho the mask does help cover the weed smell on my breath. But now i think i smell weed everywhere.
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    • Y’all are fucking lame and annoying yes please delete the app we don’t need you I promise
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    • Im going to print this and post it at work
      DR_LOVE 13 aug
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    • Some Facebook Karen shit right here
      Kevin967 13 aug
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    • Random citizen: I can smell alcohol on your breathe Hancock:I’ve been drinking bitch
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    • Nooo don’t meme the name Beth it’s a good one. Karen has always been ugly
      spaceship 13 aug
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    • Haha drinking on the job. Hilarious 😐
      Jodo519 13 aug
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    • Thats probably cause I got drunk and spilled my beer all over my mask
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    • Alcoholism is not a joke
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    • 100 dislikes and I’ll keep this application
      KelpyG 13 aug
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    • Haha alcohol meme
      OhioOhio 13 aug
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    • 6ixMollyT 13 aug
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    • Thank God for dead American soldiers
      6ixMollyT 13 aug
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      6ixMollyT 13 aug
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    • 6ixMollyT 13 aug
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    • Like seriously everybody was given a garden and a shovel. Go shovel your own garden.
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    • Then the mask ain't workin
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    • That was Karen! Don’t lie!
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    • Don't drink at work. You're not only a burden to your boss, but your coworkers too
      Parthenes 16 aug
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    • Six feet, Beth...
      tonig1996 15 aug
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    • If you drink enough I can smell it on you from the DOORWAY, while I am at the REGISTER. The smell is even stronger when humidity and temps are high. Fuck off alcoholic you have been cut off.
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    • Let’s just get this straight if you can smell anything through your mask it’s not doing it’s job
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    • Lol
      522Jay_J 15 aug
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    • I read this with Rick Sanchez’s voice
      ibsan 15 aug
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    • Are we sure its not the alcohol on Beth's breath? I mean, she should be wearing a mask too right?
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    • Omg becky your just a literal alcoholic hehehehe ur so baddd
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    • When did specifying a woman's name like this become funny.
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    • Haha yes alcohol very cool
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    • This happened to me. I have been drinking whiskey lately and the intern had the audacity to tell me... like bitch you haven’t been around to see how boring it is during quarantine. (Shes not a bitch she’s actually nice, just to make it funny)
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    • Here comes all the straight edge Lord’s who think they’re so cool I’m not doing anything
      Roaster 15 aug
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    • Yeah Karen
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    • He’s right like I mean why is Beth so fucking close she can smell the alcohol off his breath?
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    • Haha alcoholic funny drunk at work funny , weed bad
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    • *sticks my sanitizer-drenched hands in her face* you mean THIS alcohol? You should try some, Karen.
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    • she obviously hasn’t used hand sanitizer that’s smelled like straight bottom-shelf vodka before
      80HD 14 aug
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    • Mask dont work tbh
      slyrix 14 aug
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    • I mean it's true.
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    • Putting in a random white lady name into your day drinking alcoholic post doesn’t make this shit funny. You people are Fucking retarded
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    • Beth literally is the shitty manager at my job. Coincidence? I think not.
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    • Karen
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    • Haha covid funny
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    • Ahmen, 6 feet sniffany
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    • Damn it’s almost like masks aren’t a perfect fail-safe and consequently give us a false sense of security, leading to less social distancing and ultimately worsening the spread
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    • (Sorry) Hallucinogens like LSD a.k.a. Acid. Marijuana can be classified as a hallucinogen but U dont get VISUALS. & when U start seeing shit that's not there "Your Tripping" weed just gets U high. Like "Stuck on Da" Hope that was helpful
      KiddMC 14 aug
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    • *OFFICERRICK* the answer to that is NO. TRIPPING IS TRIPPING ACID, MUSHROOMS, DMT. U know hallucina
      KiddMC 14 aug
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    • Ya Beth WTF
      KiddMC 14 aug
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    • Random tangent. Are being high and tripping the same thing? Thoughts please
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    • *it was my day off, don't judge me, Becky.
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    • 6 feet ma'am
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    • I hate being sober around drunk people who litteraly breathe on you with their alcohol breathe. If I'm drunk as well, then I don't care
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    • No its rubbing alcohol, try it
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    • You just soak the mask in alcohol
      Lord_Cain 13 aug
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    • I'm on my 5th bud light, gonna end the night with a shot of rum before bed
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    • I’m 6ft away Charlotte...
      Quimbus 13 aug
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    • So if everyone wears a mask, there’s still a chance to get covid. Say everyone wears a mask and brings the infection rate down a lot. Then we reopen and the infection rate goes up, which it will no matter when we reopen. Then pro mask people will wanna shut down again and try it again.
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    • This year has been crazy .. just found out my son most likely has autism it’s really hard to hear not having a good day
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    • Lololol
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    • 6ft bitch
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    • I just use everclear to sanitize my mask. And my mouth. And my blood vessels.
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    • Jokes that only work in 2020 and 1918
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    • NeoGypsy 13 aug
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    • *scamdemic*
      yourguyjo 13 aug
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    • disinfecting the insides
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    • “I was just following the president’s advice”
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    • Well how else do I sterilize my mask?
      SalveEst 13 aug
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    • Its called mouth sanitizer
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    • Me dealing with the boredom
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    • This is supposed to be humor but is an accurate description of why masks don’t work.
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    • Drink vodka.
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    • chat (dot) whatsapp (dot) com (slash) BTxnFWOFJzjGFn3pkzouCu spam this chat, nothing offensive please, its for the Navy
      M1010 13 aug
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    • That’s crazy bc the tv told me masks worded
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    • Wouldn’t she have been smelling her own breath
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    • Sanitizing from within
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    • Government mandated pro social distancing meme
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    • Get it😂😂😂 alcoholism 😐
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    • I dont have a problem i just like how nyquil tastes. What i like to sleep
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    • Nope. It's the hand sanitizer. 80% alcohol, and made in our local brewery.
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    • What if it’s rubbing alcohol
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    • Fuck Beth. All my homies hate Beth.
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