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    • When your eating chicken and you bite into some rubbery cartilage.
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    • Or the reverse
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    • When you drinking something without ice and feel something solid
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    • That's my tooth falling apart inside my mouth
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    • When you're eating a pickle and it doesn't crunch
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    • I bit into a frickin bone when eating a hotdog at a NY hotdog stand.
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    • Once after going thru the drive thru at mcdonalds, my cousin was drinking her water and it suddenly tasted salty. She stopped and opened the lid to find several french fries and a shit ton of salt at the bottom. What the absolute fuck mcdonalds? How do u fuck up that bad? It had to be intentional.
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    • When you haven’t eaten anything and somehow bite sand
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    • I hope it's teeth
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    • I remember pouring a glass of milk and halfway through drinking it I feel something poke my gums so I decide to pull it out. Only to find out it was a large toenail. I then decided to pour the rest of the milk into the sink only to find 2 more. Needless to say I stopped drinking milk for a while.
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    • Fyi, if it's hard and kinda grainy like sand then it's plaque and you need to brush more/better
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    • When you bite into a pancake and there’s a whole fucking clump of hair like holy shit Stacy
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    • That happened to me last month but nothing seemed to happen so I never found out what it was
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    • Why tf do people put nuts in brownies?
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    • That's how I found out i broke my tooth.
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    • I lost my tooth eating a corn dog at Red Robin when I was 10. I ate the tooth
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    • Nothing crunchy here
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    • When I’m eating chicken nuggets and there’s a chewy bit 🤢
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    • Fuck you McDonalds chilen nuggs
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    • 1 like = 😀me
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    • Even worse is when you eat crunchy food and bite something soft
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    • Eating crab and you get a grain of sand 😬
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    • The glizzy
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    • I’m like somethings wrong I can feel it
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    • When ur drinking something and u feel something that is most definitely not ice.
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    • Ill never forget the time I was eating ramen, and my tooth fell out mid chew, and thought nothing of it, I then cried because my brother told me the tooth fairy doesn't take stomach teeth
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    • And that’s why I don’t put onions in my burritos
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    • Jello everytime
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    • Crunchy hot dog makes me quiver in delight
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    • This post has opened my eyes to the amount of people who just have teeth randomly fall out or break.
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    • When you're drinking something sweet and you randomly get a bitter taste
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    • Me when I was eating spaghetti at maggianos or however you spell it and I bit into some plastic. I didn't eat for the rest of the time we were there. They even replaced it and I was afraid to eat it because i accidentally swallowed whatever it was and just couldn't eat it. I didn't make a big deal
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    • Hey guys
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    • patrick with the glizzy
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    • When you farted and brown stuff come out
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    • this happened to me when i was eating poop
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    • turns out it was my tooth :D
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    • As someone who has fillings in most teeth, this gives me anxiety every waking moment of mastication
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    • PEANUT BUTTER
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    • Ive had the worst luck with meat at places recently, my Chipotle steak had atleast 5 pieces of rubbery fat that I couldnt chew in it, which it never had before. I switched to chicken then which at one point the chicken was almost a liquid, like you could chew it to pieces with just your tongue.
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    • Ma toof!
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    • Reverse of this would be eating Pig Skins from Habibi's gas station
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    • I was once eating eggs and I bit on a small bit of shell and I almost threw up. Doesn’t help that eggs already make me wanna puke too lol
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    • I felt like that eating ass
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    • yoooooo we got a glizzy gobbler out here
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    • It's rat teeth
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    • Peanut Butter
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    • Shlong goes soft real quick hahah
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    • That will never happen with Lee Kum Kee Hoisin Sauce
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    • and this is why i hate poptarts
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    • Thats why I only eat pussy.
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    • Mmmm toenails 🤤
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    • Nosirt
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    • Two patrick memes in a row
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    • That’s the best part.
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    • Happened to me when I chipped my tooth out of nowhere, thankfully it is very minimal so you cant see it
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    • When you about to stuck dick but it smells bad
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    • I remember reading something about a girl who found bullets in a hotdogs she bought from Costco
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    • Patrick got the glizzy
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    • This is why onions on hotdogs and hamburgers are disgusting.
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    • Like fuckin peaches and pears
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    • Worst is earring PBJ and tasty some crunch shit
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    • Glizzy
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    • One time I was eating pre made mashed potatoes and I bit into a rock
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    • Go look up bikini bottom horror. Your welcome
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    • Eating scrambled eggs
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    • The crunchy parts of food are my favorite as long as its supposed to be there like burnt plate cheese or the crispy end of a toasted subway sub
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    • Glizzyyyy
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    • Chicken
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    • When you get peanut butter from the top of the jar
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    • Eww
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    • Then you take it out and its a human nail
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    • Thats why i cant stand peanut butter with the bits of the nuts i think its called crunchy idk havent had it in forever gave me a fear of peanut butter when i first had it. Thought the butter expired
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    • That’s the best part
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    • G L I Z Z Y
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    • this man a glizzy gobbler😡
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    • The reverse is worse
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    • I remember when I was little my mom forced me to eat a piece of fish (I hate fish) and I bit into a fucking tiny rock and chipped my tooth, started crying, spit the rock out, then got out of eating the fish.
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    • Yup happened about a week ago eating those starburst duos, lost a good third of a molar
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    • i made brownies once and there was a rubbery part i think it was an egg but it scared me and i couldn’t eat a brownie for like a month
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    • GLIZZY GOBBLER
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    • This made my teeth feel weird.
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    • patrick a glizzy gladiator 😤😎
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    • YES.
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    • People who put fuckn breadcrumbs on everything
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    • Man I’m about to go out to dinner I need to stop reading these comments
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    • The opposite is just as bad
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    • Patrick’s a glizzy gobbler
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    • Me eating a sandwhich with Turkey and potatoes chips on it 😂😂
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    • Oooh!...that freaks me out...
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    • Patrick gobbling that glizzy tho
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    • When I was younger I took a bite of a burger and felt it crunch. I thought it was the cheese. Turns out it was the lettuce
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    • I was eating a jack in the box burger and something sharp cut my gums, no clue what it was I just spit the whole bite out into the trash
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