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    • We use 12:00 because we’re not retarded, crumpet dunker
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    • I think you mean 12:00 midnight fuckin British
      VenusHS 30 jun
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    • Actually we’re like that for about three weeks around the time of Fourth of July 😂
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    • 12:00 you bitch ass European
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    • Even when it’s not July 4 Americans are still the gods of destruction
      fuck_boy 30 jun
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    • fuze_it_ 30 jun
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    • I fixed it and took out that stupid Nobody part out.
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    • MERICA! FUCK YEA!
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    • Bruh my asshole town started a month ago
      _frosty_ 30 jun
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    • Americans every night for the past month
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    • Demoncrats, the left, liberals, authoritarian blm/communist bastards are trying to cancel your 4th of July celebrations. Now calling it racist. America stand up for yourself and stop giving into to crazy people.
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    • _nyah 2 jul
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    • You mean 12:00 on 4th of July you dirty eurotard
      Bright 2 jul
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    • What’s 00:00? Am I too american to understand this
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    • Hey that’s my birthday!
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    • If you're talking about America then you better damn well use American time.
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    • Fuck yeaaaaaa
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    • American here, Spain has a holiday called the night of St. John and I was backpacking there when it happened and their firework and the amount of them made America look like a pack of party poppers
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    • To be fair, who else has nuked a single country twice?
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    • I’m pretty much used to fireworks at this point because one of my neighbors fires one off EVERY NIGHT
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    • Anyone else read the article bout blacks saying we shouldnt celebrate this holiday sense back then America owned slaves
      Rismarck 30 jun
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    • Jealous bitches
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    • What do you mean 4th of July. There is a buildup starting on the 31st of June going all the way through the 5th. A full week of air bombs that wake you from your slumber to remind you of our nations proudest accomplishment.
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    • Me: HANS FIRE ZE ARTILLERY *mortar thunk and explosion*
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    • Just heard a firework and it's July tommrow, like can be patient for a couple more hours?
      LPT3_Me 1 jul
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    • You mean July 1 at 10pm
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      brony 2 jul
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    • Be careful now, the 4th might be cancelled because we are celebrating our country’s independence but around that time people had slaves so tear down the firework stores
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    • It's funny cuz in the UK the pubs are opening on July 4th
      Syleth 30 jun
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    • Hey hey guys ready “itchs Chewwsday”
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    • No more like June 28th, we blow shit up for like a week
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    • Zero o’clock? This loser
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    • Honestly though fuck all these fireworks my dog cant shit at night anymore my poor baby
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    • Yeah the god of destroying Britain’s dumb ass
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    • Who the fuck uses 00:00
      luka0157 1 jul
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    • Took a 3 year break from ifunny, and here I am now, yep the featured section is still as fucking unfunny as I remember.
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    • Nona 30 jun
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    • I haven't gone a week without hearing fireworks since March
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    • I had people sh00ting off fireworks while I was trying to fall asleep last night :(
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    • Does this mean Mabel is canonically as powerful as Beerus?
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    • I’m sorry is this a European joke that I’m too FREE to understand?
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    • Nah nah, that’s year round
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    • Celebrate your country's independence by blowing up a small part of it
      Poker454 30 jun
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    • Tf is 00:00. You mean 12 am?
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    • Beerus would like to have a word with you...
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    • You’re goddam right
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    • You mean literally anytime? Theres been constant fireworks near me every. Single. Day. For the past 4 months lmao
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    • Damn straight we are
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    • More like "Americans 840hrs just before The 4th of July "
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    • Bitch we do this for a month before and after the 4th
      ulvsoldat 30 jun
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    • British "people"
      DeusMons 30 jun
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    • In some neighborhoods you can hear what sounds like fireworks all year around
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    • We are
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    • Dont you mean any day they feel like it
      Sloms 1 jul
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    • I can’t wait to see how many people that don’t support the system celebrate 4 July
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    • I believe you mean 2 weeks in advance
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    • Nope apparently in my town we start five days early
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    • It starts more on June 20th
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    • i believe you mean 12 and the 4th of july
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    • We can use mortar shell fireworks in my state so ya basically
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    • We dont wait till the 4th rookie.
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    • Nick77 30 jun
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    • How about every night for the past week at 11pm where I live
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    • I think you mean a month in advance, for an entire month
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    • You mean Americans from June 27th to July 10th
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    • I’ll have you know, this is 24/7 365 and occasionally 366
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    • Does anyone else have fireworks always going off at night around your house?
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    • 4th of July? Shit's been going off since father's day
      blue_too 30 jun
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    • If you’re trying to talk crap about us then at least use the proper time
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    • Didn't you hear the 4th of July is racist.
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    • Or anytime before July 4th
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    • Here it is without the ‘nobody’
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    • Someone in Tomball Texas wanna celebrate with me I got no one
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    • stole 1 jul
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    • *Beerus
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    • Ignorant Americans every fucking night right now. Fuck your fireworks I'm trying to sleep I don't give two fucks about your so called "movement"
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    • You mean 12:00 you fuckin tally winker looking ass
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    • America might be bad but we ain't nearly as bad as England, Russia, China or North Korea
      club27 1 jul
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    • Oi did you spill your tea little bitch you are the size of America’s left nut
      use34 1 jul
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