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    • Holy shit I don't know who the voice in my head is. It isn't my voice
      WednesdayMemes 25 oct 2015
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    • 👆 Morgan Freeman 🖕🏽
      DoIlar 25 oct 2015
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    • Fun fact, ant colonies do wage war against each other and even use basic battle strategies
      Creepin_101 24 feb 2016
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    • Another fun fact: you cant change the volume of the voice in your head no matter how much you try to whisper or scream
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    • School doesn't test your intelligence, it tests your memory. Except for math, it tests how far you can go without wanting to kill yourself
      URRBAN 25 oct 2015
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    • Remember there is: Netflix&Chill, Hulu&Hang, Blockbuster&Bang, RedBox&Ram, IMAX&CLIMAX, Crackle&Tackle, Drive in&Dive in. #Keepitreal
      YuhMemes 25 oct 2015
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    • Please wear a condom next time you fuck my mind that hard
      Hypixel 14 aug 2016
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    • Me: "when life gives you lemons, you're probably dyslexic" "what?" *rereads* "GODDAMNIT!"
      MikeMass_2016 26 oct 2015
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    • For the animals waging war on each other, it would be bears and eagles. It would be something like the polar bears where getting bored of their land and decided to take land from the grizzle bears, then enslave the black bears, and make the pandas build their railroads.
      iMemeCentral_2016 26 oct 2015
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    • Ever notice how the little voice in your head doesnt even have a voice or like a tone its just there....weird
      Macemace_2012 25 oct 2015
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    • And kids raised by lesbian woman have to deal with twice as many sandwiches
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    • For the steroid Olympics: "here he goes, attempting to deadlift 4000 lbs. And... Oh, he pulled his arms off. That's gotta be a disappointing end to his season"
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    • Kids raised by lesbian mom's get stuck in an infinite loop of go ask your mom eventually
      undead994life 25 oct 2015
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    • Now that I think about it, why don't the winchesters keep a holy water squirt gun?
      Punished_Snacko 7 nov 2016
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    • Jokes on you, I read out loud
      Kriz182014_2016 25 oct 2015
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    • Bears v. Eagles?? Code for: Russia v. America
      KarenLuevano_2017 10 apr 2016
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    • All the dyslexic people reading this read "lemons"
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    • SandDiggerr_2014
      Holy shit! Osama would be like Black Beard!
      SandDiggerr_2014 26 oct 2015
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    • Pirates are still a big danger though. They're just helpfuls trying to steal boats
      FermiParadox 25 oct 2015
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    • Pirates are still a real danger in parts of the world, they just don't look the same or talk the same
      BobbyScar 9 jul 2016
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    • Voice in your Head? Coconut Oil.
      masma203_2017 27 oct 2015
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    • ___Deceiving___
      You are now breathing and blinking manually.
      ___Deceiving___ 27 oct 2015
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    • Red white and blue still means freedom when it's flashing behind you!!!! It's the cops giving ME FREEDOM from your asshole DRIVING.
      FunDaBunT 26 oct 2015
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    • Feature this
      acon513_2017 25 oct 2015
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    • The voice just laughed maniacally...
      Adam__Taurus 29 aug 2016
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    • I read that last one and was like "Huh?" Then I read it again and was like "HOLY SHIT WHAT FUCK THE WHAT THERE IS A VOICE IN MY HEAD WHAT 😵"
      Lollipops69_2016 29 mar 2016
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    • I don't understand why it said Islamic terrorists instead of just terrorists not all Islamic people are terrorists there are plenty of other terrorists that aren't Islamic.
      Datfacedoe1_2016 27 oct 2015
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    • Remember fam there is: Netflix&Chill, Hulu&Hang, Blockbuster&Bang, RedBox&Ram, IMAX&CLIMAX, Crackle&Tackle, Drive in&Dive in. #VaRiEtY for that🍑
      YuhMemes 25 oct 2015
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    • That Netflix idea is actually really good. They should actually have that.
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    • #stuffJadenSmithwouldsay
      afrokami_2014 25 oct 2015
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    • Australia had an actual war against Emu's, and lost. Just think about that for a sec.
      Cable 25 oct 2015
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    • I want a deaf person to read the last one...
      _Skycloud__2016 25 oct 2015
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    • You're not scared of the dark. You're scared of what's in the dark
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    • This made me question my whole life
      zanthony24_2015 26 oct 2015
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    • If you think about it. All that you are, thoughts, opinions, etc. is just your brain. That voice that is saying what your are thinking I'd just your brain, that chunk of meat in ur head is you.
      Goodbye1__2014 26 oct 2015
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    • at first it was funny then it just got real
      nushh_2013 26 oct 2015
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    • Jesus fuck my mind is already blown enough from the red hammer
      jswp5_2014 26 oct 2015
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    • I wonder if everyone has the same sounding voice in their head
      Riick_2014 25 oct 2015
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    • Pretty cool tbh. You can read, think, and sing in your head in ANY voice, as long as you know the voice! Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson, Obama, Your friends, Spongebob, ANYTHING you can think of
      Treskka_2016 25 oct 2015
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    • That moment when you unlike the picture because you already liked it and you can't like a single picture multiple times.
      http_yam 15 mar 2016
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    • That last one fucked me up
      Ladles 1 mar 2016
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    • The last two. Just, damn. Those hipsters DID all just come out of nowhere...
      Ahnock 27 oct 2015
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    • I hate how the whole religion of Islam is now considered to be a terrorist group. You can't blame a whole religion for its extremists.
      allisgr_2016 27 oct 2015
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    • Lmao Islamic terrorists so only Islam people are terrorists well I guess only Americans conducted slavery than
      Takix 27 oct 2015
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    • The olympics thing needs to happen
      jasonrey_2015 27 oct 2015
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    • That steroid Olympics sounds kinda cool
      MercuryHeart 26 oct 2015
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    • That last one fucked me up
      PandaBear05_2017 26 oct 2015
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    • The Netflix and chill app actually isn't a bad idea
      LegitMoose_2015 26 oct 2015
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    • Why do the terrorists gotta be a part of Islam? Why would they even feature this...
      Jaden489_2015 26 oct 2015
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    • The one about seeing people for the last time got me fucked up. No I ain't never thought about that before!!
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    • I actually read the melons one as lemons... 😖
      Squibbley_2015 26 oct 2015
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    • I read lemons instead of melons the first time and I was like what the fuck that doesn't make any sense
      adjustedwolf 26 oct 2015
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    • Wondering how many people I've already seen for the last time got me deep in the feels. Thanks iFunny
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    • Haha joke's on you I haven't learned how to read silently
      kerbsa_2016 26 oct 2015
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    • And kids raised by a lesbian couple can't figure out which one the "yo momma" joke is about
      Silvrean_2012 26 oct 2015
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    • *reads one you think is cool* *double taps* *realizes that you liked the whole thing*...
      jerymiah 26 oct 2015
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    • Bears and Eagles. Russia v America.
      noontron 26 oct 2015
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    • Blue hammer
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    • That Netflix and chill app is actually a really good idea.
      __Savanna___2014 26 oct 2015
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    • The one about Netflix and chill is actually a really good idea
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    • Fucking bears vs eagles would awesome though I think eagels would #murica
      fuckboi619 25 oct 2015
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    • Ha! I read it out loud bitch😁😁😁😁😁
      dfoxxy 25 oct 2015
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    • The Steroid Olympics actually sounds really interesting
      KingSolomon__2016 25 oct 2015
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    • /r/showerthoughts
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    • School doesn't test your knowledge , it test your obedience*
      aaxxxel_2014 25 oct 2015
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    • Kids with lesbian parents have to deal with an endless cycle of " go ask your mom"
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    • That would be awesome if that voice was Morgan Freeman's
      Ggfgjug_2013 25 oct 2015
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    • That one about school could not be more true, the kids that can remember everything that's been taught don't have to waste their lives studying. while kids like me do listen in school and it's not that in dumb or don't pay attention, I just don't have as good of a memory as these other kids
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    • Animal wars would be fucking amazing! Except dead animals are sad....
      silverzora_2017 25 oct 2015
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    • Sam and Dean need need squirt guns
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    • I can manipulate the voice in my head. Now it's Morgan Freeman's voice. Try it.
      4138 25 oct 2015
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    • If the voice in your head is you, who is the one listening?
      psychonaut1_2017 24 sep 2016
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    • What do people who were born deaf hear when they read?
      Grabasandwich 12 sep 2016
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    • *hits blunt* *writes this*
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    • I just got fucked in my mind
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    • Im scared because i read lemons instead of melons...
      1999ToyotaRav4 2 aug 2016
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    • You can change the voice in ur head. Give it an accent or make it sound like whoever you want
      lucid_dreams 28 jul 2016
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    • My parents ground me for having a bad memory.
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    • I would love to see a bear vs eagle fight btw
      I_am_Stalin_2014 28 may 2016
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    • Did anyone else see that disappointing ass lemon in the second picture??
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    • Every single thing on this post is GENIUS!!
      sajensen_2016 7 apr 2016
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    • nationalsozialist
      That last one fucked me up yo
      nationalsozialist 27 feb 2016
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    • I think the voice in our heads is just how we want to sound.
      GeorgyGirl_2015 20 feb 2016
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    • Did anyone else read the "melons" one and automatically say lemons... No okay.
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    • Like you can hear that voice in your head, but is it your voice? Like if you heard that voice in the world would yuu recognize it? Is Anybody else mind fucked?
      garvey53_2014 14 dec 2015
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    • That last one... That last one fucked me up bro
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    • Hmm That last one gets to you xD
      Jrow89 28 oct 2015
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    • I always thought about the pirates thing and the point about Islamic Terrorists really got me, cause it might be true
      Camkr_2014 27 oct 2015
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    • Ha! I have 2 voices in my head! (They won't stop trying to kill me with insults)
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    • Literally read the third one as "if life gives you lemons you might be dyslexic" not happy about how long it took me to get that it said melons not lemons……
      rileync16_2015 26 oct 2015
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    • "Islamic terrorists" couldn't just say terrorists you racist fuck?
      Ovenbaby 26 oct 2015
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    • Why do you need to point out Islamic not all Muslims are terrorist and not all terrorist are Muslim
      gifmaster123_2015 26 oct 2015
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    • Why would I be dyslexic if life gave me lemons
      Mewlse_2015 26 oct 2015
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    • Am i the only one that genuinely agrees with the school one
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    • Damn, i am wondering now how many people i have seen which died already
      sossage_2016 26 oct 2015
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    • No matter what the voice in your head is always the same volume.
      Grenadeasaur 26 oct 2015
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    • Literally read melons as lemons lol
      Long_tyler21_2013 26 oct 2015
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    • Hipsters are the lowest rank of the illuminati making them know what the top talents in America are going to do before they do it and giving them the edge on pop culture!
      1D1OT_2016 26 oct 2015
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    • *hits blunt*
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    • That last one got me like 😳
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