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    • A tea cup that infinitely refills itself. If held upside down it will spill tea until right side up, and will flood anything if broken.
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    • How the hell do you play dungeons and dragons?
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    • I'm guessing Drax wears the ring that makes him marginally stealthier
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    • Wand of self-replication: can only be used once before breaking, makes a new copy of itself when used
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    • Dude yesterday after deep frying a giant crab I got an infinite glass waterbag full of vodka strong enough to knock out an adult dragon with just a single swig from the thing. My monk brawler was the only one with the alchohol resistance to not die from drinking it.
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    • The halfling incapacitates all enemies by eating all of their asses at once
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    • I gave my players the lips of mediocre advice, an amulet made of a dried pair of lips that when asked questions responds with "I guess" and "if you think so"
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    • How about flip flops of protection. Increases your AC by 10 but only if the attack is from below your feet.
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    • I'm so happy to see people still play D&D, I played back in the late 80's and early to mid 90's. I'd still play if I had time.
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    • I gave one of my players and invisible cloak because she woke up naked and needed cloathing. Not an invisibility cloak, and invisible cloak. Completely see through
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    • D&D just sounds like a huge imagination of all the SCP’s
      CMAC52 3 may
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    • My assassin got what I call the Crack Pipe of Charisma. Normal tobacco smoked in it would enhance the user's charisma. A specific drug inspired by Skyrim's Skooma, when smoked in the pipe, enhanced the user's appeal to the opposite sex and increased sexual prowess and stamina.
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    • My friends character got a horn that has a demons soul inside that gets stuck on the first living thing it touches until that thing dies. My friend was supposed to pick it up himself but instead told his wolf he befriended to fetch it for him, now he has a demon dog companion that can talk
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    • The create water spell is fucking OP as hell. Combine that with telekinesis, I killed a dungeon boss by encasing his head in water and forcing it down his nose and into his lungs... no fucking armor to protect you from my hippy druid ass!
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    • Grog and his damn mayonnaise
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    • Bro but what if you threw the shield next to an enemy then used range attack at the shield. It would grab enemies nearby and magically hold them down to take the hit..
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    • Deck of many things cause my friend to have intelligence score so low he drowned on his own spit
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    • Me with the ring like "I have mastered the art of standing so incredibly still that I become invisible to the naked eye."
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    • I had a pocket dimension filled with unlimited peanut butter and ectoplasm sandwiches
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    • A pair of scissors that adds 10 yards per turn running. However a d20 is rolled, and if a 1 is rolled, the runner trips and recieves 1d8 of damage
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    • IFunny is 1/3 rampant racists, 1/3 anime fags, 1/3 dungeons and dragons nerds wtf happened
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    • I just recently got a wine skin that refills over a long rest but only if it is in contact with a dead body. My character now has a skeleton in his bag of holding.
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    • A quick brief explanation of d&d. Most groups have pre made character sheets and you roll 4 d6(6 sided) and take best three stats....max is 18. Do this 6 times for stats Str,dex,int,wid,charisma, and final was a added house one comelyness....looks. you then decide your race and class. Some races
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    • I've never played dnd before but hearing this makes me want to play it at least once
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    • The paladin in my campaign got that jug and drank a gallon of mayonnaise. He then proceeded to start drawing cards from the deck of many things and just kept drawing till he died.
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    • I once purchased a necklace of water vision for 3 gold from a shady looking vendor. The necklace makes you see as if you were underwater when you put it on.
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    • Where's that gif of Jake the dog eating unnatural amounts of mayonnaise?
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    • The neverending rock, when thrown will continue indefinitely until it hits something. I expected them to lose it immediately. They turned it into an extremely effective grappling hook using it, an infinite rope, and a crossbow.
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    • I gave my Fighter a Sword of Comprehend Languages. As a free action, the sword can cast Comprehend Languages and understand anything being said. The sword itself. It does nothing for the user.
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    • My group effectively found the infinity stones
      Sekinafi 4 may
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    • All of them seem like really powerful tools to “accidentally” give the enemy
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    • I now have four pets/allies in my current Campaign, two of which are former bosses. One of them I hugged for six turns straight to teach it the meaning of love. Nearly died, but 100%worth it. Keep in mind, I'm a fighter build with no charisma. I just keep getting lucky. I've threatened my DM by
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    • Damn I thought he was gonna say his cloak of tongues was made completely out of tongues
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    • My character (Stacey Merollin) has slightly uneven boobs and her right ass cheek is significantly larger than the left. One of my friends is a trap with a 4x4 penis; DND is a god tier game
      Hiyoreo 4 may
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    • Ring of Bureaucratic Wizardry The official description: "When a wizard casts any spell while wearing the ring, a sheaf of papers and a quill pen suddenly appear in his hand. The papers are forms that must be filled out in triplicate explaining the effects of the spell, why the wizard wishes to cast
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    • One time in my party every member was awarded a powerful item at the end of this really hard quest that we lost several party members on. The relic? The sacred mantle of never ending virginity. It binds upon equip and the effects are permanent. My penis shall go a wanting since I never break char
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    • Me and my brother are gonna play D&D sometime next weekend. It'll be my first time playing. This post actually got me pumped to play lol
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    • I literally wielded the most powerful weapon we've seen thus far in our campaign and it was a reference to Sword Art Online Abridged. The Mithril Pebble of Pig Smiting.
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    • I gave my players a Sword Proof Armor. It becomes ethereal when it’s attacked by a sword.
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    • Last time I played, I found a d20 mace that when used, has to have an extra d20 roll to determine what the hit does. It can polymorph, open portals, and even cause sentience, but something different for each number 1-20. Help.
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    • I am upset at the lack of "orb of slope detection"
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    • I have the legendary spoon of sodomy
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    • The best is sword proof armor. Swords pass right through it
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    • I gave my players a ring of invisibility. When they put it on the ring disappears
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    • A pot that turned anything within it into soup. Even living things. Boy, the DM got so pissed when they used it as a weapon
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    • Breadbarian bread club
      Forsakei 2 may
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    • Shield of protection got me bro
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    • Penis of infertility
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    • Drax has the ring of invisibility
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    • A cloak made of tongues
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    • BleakVictory rainbow mustache of unsaid unthinkable powers??
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    • I’ve had a bag of scolding, basically a bag that screams obscenities at me
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    • The dawrven hammer of throwing. Instead you throwing the hammer and it returning to you. It throws you. If your a dwarf.
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    • We had a halfling in our Pathfinder party who had his asshole transformed into a bag of holding, and we put a MacGuffin crown that had us pass will tests every few minutes to resist the urge to put it on up there, which nullified the effect. When I decided to ask the DM about why it didn't affect us
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    • We just played a little "tutorial" to our campaign, and the only enemies were rats and like 5 cultists. Our own party did more damage to ourselves than the enemies to us. Our rogue threw a knife into the cleric's chest and the wizard fire bolted the barbarian in the face.
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    • Drax was definitely wearing that second ring of invisibility in guardians of the galaxy 2
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    • Deck of many things.... that’s all I’ve got to say 😬😬
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    • I had the jug of alchemy (the mayonaise machine described) and a sponge that could only absorb ale. I put the sponge In the jug so when I created mayonnaise it would shoot forcefully out of the mug
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    • A flesh rod of moaning. Killed a Stone Golem by rolling the 20, causing the rod to moan so loud that it created a shockwave killing the Stone Golem, destroying itself, and being heard several miles away.
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    • I have a belt of fire giant strength. But it makes me aggressive and hostile, and makes look like a fire giant
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    • Our cat boi named bento box has a sword that seeks out its maker and attempts to murder them. The half elf ranger has a bag full of the bodies of all npcs she has ever met...these things were both found after dumpsterdiving in ravnica.
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    • lol the fuken shield of protection I want it
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    • There is Ebardt, god of healing. He is a sentient healing potion that regenerates 1d4 healing potions per day but is convinced he is a god of healing and enjoys being used just a little too much. If you drink all 4 in one day it works as a revive potion, heals all scars, removes curses, and so on
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    • This reminded me of a fight in which our sorcerer, Macho Mage, not only permanently paralyzed a rug monster to wear it as tassels, but also obliterated an entire race of frog people because he got scared
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    • Gauntlets of Fumbling (chance you'll hurl your weapon upon attacking).
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    • I had a sassy lich soul in a jar. We assigned a party member to be its voice, and occasionally whenever I would say something, the soul would pipe up with a snarky remark. I threw it into a volcano and on the way down it screamed fuck you
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    • I have a shield of evasion. If you try to use it to block an attack it’ll fly out of your hand and you’ll get hit instead
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    • D&d is awesome! I love coming up with magic items
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    • Drax: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that I become invisible to the eye.
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    • A ring of fire detection - it shouts fire out loud when the wearer is withing a few in. Of fire / ring of attunement - you automatically attune to the ring, you cant take it off
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    • We each carry around a charred piece of our first enemy, a Gnoll we've named Mr crispy. I have his penis Bone <3
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    • My discord it looking for more DND players message me to get an invite
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    • Nerf the Shield of Protection
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    • Sword of healing, heals instead of causing damage, turns our barb into a more effective healer than the cleric. That and the amulet of unluck, which makes you more prone to dropping your weapon (cursed item)
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    • Armor made entirely out of forks, deals stabbing damage if any enemy attacks you, the only downside if you get tossed or knocked back you end up getting stuck to walls or anything wooden
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    • I got the ring of fireball in my campaign you would think it shoots fireballs but no once every hour i can summon a bottle of fireball whiskey
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    • Gave my players a club that was shaped exactly like a sheathed sword. They kept trying to pull it out before a merchant told them it was actually a club. “You hold it from the other end.” Were his words
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    • One time I gave one of my party members a Scroll of Read Magic. It’s completely useless because in order to activate scrolls, you need to have the spell Read Magic
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    • My fucking party used that jug to produce mayonnaise to use as a bribe to fungus people so they would assimilate us.
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    • I once had a bagpipe that, when played, released a swarm of bees and struck the enemy with lightning... The move was called swarm storm and I had to play Thunderstruck on bagpipes to work it.
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    • Apparently you have never heard to the bag of everflowing dung
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    • Oh I get it the grandma looked at lady butt
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    • Was apart of a campaign and received a “ring of fire detection”. When put in fire, an inscription reads “fire detected”. It was literally just a useless One Ring
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    • Thespian mask sounds like some Deadpool level atuff
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    • I had a sword that screamed bloody murder every time it was swung. Stealth is never really an option for me.
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    • One of those is like a wabbajack
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    • These sound like scps
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    • The dildo bat of lust
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    • Man, what about my sticks of walking? Or my leather strip of pants holding, or perhaps my brella of um?
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    • 10,000 gallons of psychic paint in a single jar
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    • There is also a small brass ring that your finger never goes through when you put it on, the other half just fucking disappears and isnt there until you take it off
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    • My character had a Mirror of Reveal - Ornate hand mirror that, when looking through, shows the looker the reflection of the opposite side of the mirror. Can not detect invisible or hidden creatures.
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    • Number two is just the Wabbajack
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