vvnen you re tigntening a bolt really tight, and then it suddenly gets really loose.
Bread_of_Pain Bread_of_Pain
20 nov 2020
vvnen you re tigntening a bolt really tight, and then it suddenly gets really loose.
"Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, if you ain't first, you're last"
sooner84 sooner84
28 dec 2020
"Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, if you ain't first, you're last"
Hi my name is Meagan, I'm here for the Girl's track meet...
noonerINtheDARK noonerINtheDARK
27 jan 2021
Hi my name is Meagan, I'm here for the Girl's track meet...
When a single mom invites you to be a part of her life...
Da_Tapatio_Man Da_Tapatio_Man
17 mar
When a single mom invites you to be a part of her life...
Cat was not the impostor.
bender_bending bender_bending
21 sep 2020
Cat was not the impostor.
Dad: *pumping gas*
Mom: The smell of this gas is giving me a headache
Me in the back seat:
TheBoss420 TheBoss420
5 mar
Dad: *pumping gas* Mom: The smell of this gas is giving me a headache Me in the back seat:
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of
Sciencefather
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
22 jan 2021
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of Sciencefather
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG'S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIL AND HE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT'S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
29 sep 2020
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG'S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIL AND HE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT'S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN CYBERPURK DYSTOPIAS
YOU'RE IN ONE
YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN CYBERPURK DYSTOPIAS YOU'RE IN ONE
Dr
pped a car
rot on her face - Dropped a carrot on her face
StephZoo StephZoo
28 sep 2020
Dr pped a car rot on her face - Dropped a carrot on her face
WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE...
IF YOU COULD SEE DOG FARTS
mcheller mcheller
23 sep 2020
WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE... IF YOU COULD SEE DOG FARTS
Look closely....forgive me but does anyone else see Jesus
the1andOnlyNicki the1andOnlyNicki
27 jan 2021
Look closely....forgive me but does anyone else see Jesus
Parents when you mention that your mental state might have something to do with how you were raised..
Parents when you mention that your mental state might have something to do with how you were raised..
Look into the eyes challenge
you failed bro
Look into the eyes challenge you failed bro
Me a Wisconsinite visiting a gas station in any other state
[This is your Cheese selection?]
DerpWaffle DerpWaffle
28 dec 2020
Me a Wisconsinite visiting a gas station in any other state [This is your Cheese selection?]
When your sarcasm is so on point that they think you're serious
lunarhail lunarhail
27 oct 2020
When your sarcasm is so on point that they think you're serious
LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK
AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU.
follow me for more employment advancement tips
1blondie 1blondie
7 apr
LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU. follow me for more employment advancement tips
yes the FRG meeting is optional but I highly encourage everyone to go
me: so we don't have to go?
said I highly
encourage you to
4
yes the FRG meeting is optional but I highly encourage everyone to go me: so we don't have to go? said I highly encourage you to 4
The Weeknd finally reveals what he's been hiding under the bandage
What in the Michael Jackson
History repeats itself lol - History repeats itself lol
comedywizard comedywizard
7 jan 2021
The Weeknd finally reveals what he's been hiding under the bandage What in the Michael Jackson History repeats itself lol - History repeats itself lol
how am supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
crrocs
BB appletherruit
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
caitutts
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn't get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
dthebootydiaries
classic
thiccRequiem4ameme thiccRequiem4ameme
11 jun
how am supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all crrocs BB appletherruit you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you caitutts one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn't get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died dthebootydiaries classic
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with an incredibly rare disease.
Me: How rare?
Doctor: What do you want to name it?
White_Rabbit_Reality White_Rabbit_Reality
31 dec 2020
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with an incredibly rare disease. Me: How rare? Doctor: What do you want to name it?